After their successful stifling of the Young Republican Quad Party Riot to be at Canisius College last month, Buffalo Police Investigators have determined the following:
1. Marshawn was not at Spot Coffee
2. The House o' Quinn was poppin!
3. Channel 2 broke the story because they thought that the Porsche Cayenne was headed towards Channel 7 where they feared Marshawn was going to make an on camera revelation.
4. The Late Night Shoe Shine business is the only growth industry in Buffalo (remember when getting a shine on Chippewa meant something else?)
5. They will chalk it up to yet another example of an out of towner in a hurry to get out of Buffalo.
Seriously, glad the girl was not seriously hurt.