10 - 6 - Here we come!
First - Booooooooooooooooo
What kind of crap have we been watching? I'm not sure either - which is why i'm glad that that craptastic team is giddigty gone.
Welcome to the rest of the 2009 season, where win's are more plentiful and the sucking will soon stop. but..but.. J2 - they suck, horribly, they've lost to 2 winless (hahah isn't that sweet?) teams in a row. Trent has regressed, the O-line is terrible - why don't we just fire DJ now and go freaking 1-15? Because Bills fans....you CLEARLY have no idea how the Bills operate - more below the jump.
In order to be a Bills fan - you must have your heart ripped out of your chest. Don't you know that children are becoming fans every single day. These younglings must also have their hearts ripped from their chests. We start like crap - build up the fanbase by going, oh i'll say 5-1 over the next 6 games, then and only then, lose to Indy when they are playing their backups. This is when our season will be over because it will be wildcard or no wildcard against backups and we'll lose. It's more likely to happen than us only winning 3 or 4 more games this season because that woudln't be Buffalo's style. Hello!?!?! McFly??!!??
Also, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills (this is reciprocal - more wins, start losing - more losing, start winning) - so in essence we pretty much are going to start winning - duh!
Am I being a little sarcastic? Maybe - perhaps even. But I say to you - watch out - it's going to happen because it shouldn't happen!
Here's some things i'm expecting to happen starting next week.
Ahh Rex you little looney tunes character - blitz us and blitz us frequently - because Trent is about to own you next week - that's right folks. I just said that. Expect our O-line to clean up their act penalty wise and give Trent enough time to hit his hot. Say what you will - but remember, you heard it first here.
Expect our O to get out of their funk starting very soon, penalty wise at least. Other than Penalities they haven't been terrible terrible, just bad.
Honestly, the only thing that worries me is the LB's and we might have actually upgraded.
Upgraded? how so? - well, these guys haven't been coached much by our team - a good thing - so they are basically out there playing on college and high school experience. our d will be more simplistic - these guys will just react. Palmer looks o.k. - I really hope Corto isn't our starter next week - i'd like to see Harris if for nothing else to palacate a few rumblerers here. But simple, effective - it'll work. (Unless washington tears us apart).
Basically:
Line stops all the penalties
Trent hits his hot routes - but will do enough for us to keep winning
and we'll pretty much just win for no reason other than to keep us interested - then get our hearts torn out. Because by that time, DJ might have saved his job - which would be another reason that this will happen.
It's not me that's saying this folks, it's really just common sense. Starting with the Jet's (who I actually kinda like), our winning ways are about to start.
Oh - did I say that Sanchez comes down awfully hard this week and throws probably 2 or 3 picks? Well if I didn't - I just did.
See you in the wild card round ladies and gentlemen. Because that's the only way for a Bills season to succcessfuly end - in heart tearing out fashion.
Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.
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:) agreed!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
Care to predict the remaining 9-2 season?
@ NY Jets
@ Carolina
Houston
@ Tennessee
@ Jacksonville
Miami
NY Jets
@ Kansas City
New England
@ Atlanta
Indianapolis
What drugs must be taken to make one sooo deluuusional?
We’ve finally cracked as Bills fans! Haha, even though I hope I eat my words in 11 weeks.
PS – Rex does remind me of a looney tunes character.
Thanks for the good laugh J2!
Our hearts were already ripped out this year back in January when Jauron kept his job. How many hearts do we have?
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
How many hearts do we have?
by now? I’d have to have about 15 of them to be technically alive at this point
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
by J2 on Oct 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. And we control our own destiny against every team except the Pats. :-)
Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Ignoring the grumblings on Rumblings.
by MattRichWarren on Oct 13, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I am speachless :-)
"What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." – from Billy Madison
Poor ball security leads to very painful outcomes
by Joe P. on Oct 13, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha – excellent!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
by J2 on Oct 13, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Stranger things
Stranger things have happened. If the offense starts to click and special teams returns to form…that is a pretty soft schedule.
Keepin' the faith!
No They Haven't
If this team makes the playoffs, I’ll eat my dog.
I keep thinking the Bills will go on a run like they have before.
Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Ignoring the grumblings on Rumblings.
If they were going to do that it would have started last week against the pathetic Browns. Let’s be honest with ourselves here folks…they lost at home to the Browns. Their only win is at home against TB who is the worst team in the league. THe bills will go 0-8 on the road…maybe they beat KC and go 1-7 on the road. They will go 0-6 in the division. The Bills will finish between 3-13 and 5-11. And the 5-11 will only be if the Colts have nothing to play for in week 17.
Captain Negativity here – please put your tickets away and face palm to the left. Peanuts are available in the parking lot and smoke sausage is at the gate between the trees to your left.
Look for low flying birds at an altitude of 6 ft
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
by J2 on Oct 13, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Captain Delusional here – looking through my kaleidoscope of the future – I see ants crawling on the shoes of victory though the nothingness of the trees at which the uncle’s all paid for it (the last part is an inside joke :) )
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
by J2 on Oct 13, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubt. I thought the run was gonna start vs. the Dolphins.
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by MattRichWarren on Oct 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep thinking the Bills will go on a run like they have before.
I keep thinking I am going to win the lottery, but every week it is someone else…..I wonder which is better odds???
Poor ball security leads to very painful outcomes
The Bills going on a run is a much better chance. They did it last year. Did you win the lottery last year? :-)
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by MattRichWarren on Oct 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
A run of futility last year?
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
Well they went on a good run and a bad run, didn’t they?
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by MattRichWarren on Oct 14, 2009 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't win, but someone did. The Bills going on a run that come up short is
kind of like buying $20 in pull tabs to win $5.
Poor ball security leads to very painful outcomes
It's a scam! Stop playing!
Kind of like the Bills!
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
That's true too
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
J2 must secretly be T.O. - I mean c'mon, T.O.'s the only one still positive on the team...
They are hard to play but not hard to beat.
- Mike Lombardi on the Buffalo Bills
just don’t look at my new avatar……..
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
Trent Edwards - Backup QB until furthur notice. Care to prove me wrong Trent?
by J2 on Oct 13, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Being a psychologist, I should move to Buffalo and start a new practice.
Anyone watch the Fish-Jets game last night? Those two teams are light years ahead of us in every department from coaching, talent, innovative play-calling, toughness, and on and on.
The Bills are the ONLY team the Browns have beaten over the past 11 months. Read that again.
We are terrible. I don’t see a win on our schedule the rest of the way, but I figure we’ll get lucky and steal one. 2-14. That should get us the best DB in the country.
The Dick Jauron version of the K-Gun...the Squirt Gun.
I wanna cry
Ahhh forget crying….I need a drink…..Buffalo a drinking town with a football problem!
Rrrawrrrr, rrrawrrr like a dungeon dragon-Busta Ryhmes




















