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Five ways Dick Jauron can save his job

Before the 2008 NFL regular season ended - which, for the Buffalo Bills and even-then-embattled coach Dick Jauron, came in particularly brutal fashion - Bills fans across the nation began calling for a change at head coach. When their wish was not granted in late December of 2008, the countdown was officially on. Jauron's 2009 coaching seat was hot from the moment owner Ralph Wilson chose to keep him days after the close of the 2008 season, and after a 3-5 start in '09, Jauron's seat remains one of the hottest in the NFL.

There are websites, billboards and petitions dedicated to Jauron's ouster. As with any lingering desire, aspects of the campaign have reached irrational levels in some circles. No matter what happens over the second half of this season, selling Jauron and the current regime of decision-makers at One Bills Drive to an understandably impatient fan base next season could prove difficult. Still, fans are only part of the rationale behind any given football decision, and even with all of the angst directed towards Jauron from every angle, there are ways that he can survive the 2009 season in Buffalo.

With the Bills set to embark on an eight-game path to either success or mediocrity-with-a-side-of-regime-change, I thought it would be prudent to lay out the ways in which Jauron can save his job as Bills head coach. (And yes, I understand, though certainly don't condone, that many of you will be visited by the temptation to bypass the article entirely and drop some form of "he needs to go no matter what" or "i hope none of these happen" in the comments section. Hooray, redundancy!)

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1. Make the playoffs. This is the only sure-fire way Jauron survives the season, and it's been that way since the '08 season ended. Right now, the Bills are 3-5 and rank 12 of 16 in the AFC. They're only two games behind the 5-3 San Diego Chargers, who, if the playoffs started today, would be the No. 6 seed in the conference. A record of 6-2 over the second half of the season would put the Bills at 9-7 on the season, which very likely won't be enough to secure a Wild Card berth. A 7-1 or even an 8-0 finish might be required to pull a slot in the playoffs. Given the difficulty of Buffalo's remaining opponents, that's going to be a tremendously hard task to achieve.

2. Hope more than one of the next three criteria occurs. As mentioned above, the playoffs are the only guaranteed, single-shot way that Jauron will keep his job. If he doesn't achieve that, he'll need a combination of the next three items on the list to stick beyond 2009. No single item from Nos. 3 to 5 will save him, and even if all three occur, it's not a lock, either.

3. Get hot and/or end hot. Let's say, for argument's sake, that the Bills go between 4-4 and 6-2 to end the season. Neither finish is likely to garner a playoff berth, but depending on how the finish occurs, it could buy Jauron a semi-reasonable argument in Ralph Wilson's mind. A strong finish to the season - whether it be winning four of five, six of eight, or even 3-4 wins to close the season - could, at least to Wilson, be perceived as an indication that the team can improve in 2010 under Jauron. The continuity argument won't help Jauron in this regard as it did last year, unless it comes with a streak of wins at some point over the next eight games.

It should be noted, however, that this didn't help Jauron in his final season with Chicago, in 2003. That season, Chicago started 1-5, then rattled off two straight wins to get to 3-5. (Sound familiar?) After losing their next two to drop to 3-7, Chicago won four of their next five to get to 7-8, before bowing out with another loss to finish 7-9. Jerry Angelo fired him anyway, and that might apply to Wilson and Russ Brandon, given that Jauron was Marv Levy's choice as head coach.

4. Turn the offense around. A scenario could play out in which Buffalo's injury-depleted and beleaguered defense peters out over the second half of the season. Given the sheer amount of injuries they've incurred and the amount of time they've been on the field, that would hardly be surprising. If, however, the Bills are somehow able to turn their ridiculously incompetent offensive unit into something resembling a pro attack, again, an argument for continued improvement can be made. Continuity, again, won't hold as an argument unless improvement comes with it, and even if a faltering defense leads to a near-.500 finish over the next eight games, improvement offensively could garner Jauron some votes.

5. Don't lose the team. This isn't stated in the typical "the guys still play hard for him" fashion. This is stated in the "don't roll over like puppies" fashion. Already this season, the Bills have three embarrassing losses to their resume - one of those in blowout fashion - and another two in which the Bills played tough opponents closely, only to be completely dominated in the fourth quarter.

Just because of the honorable type of man he is, Jauron will always have the respect of his players. That obviously counts for something, but it's certainly not enough to save one's job. But the types of losses we've seen in the New Orleans, Miami and Houston games need to stop. (I'd mention Cleveland, too, but I think that one kind of goes without mentioning.) Every time the team is completely dominated late in a close game, it's an exhibition of a lack of confidence. It doesn't need to be a lack of confidence in any individual, including Jauron, but it's a lack of confidence as a team. They have reason to lack confidence, obviously, but those types of defeats do as much harm to Jauron's future job status as two or three straight wins. They can't happen. Jauron's troops are and will remain on board, but they need to believe they can save their coach's job, or it probably won't happen.

Y'all feel free to rank the likelihood of each point coming to fruition if you so wish. I'd imagine that many of you will come to the same conclusion - and with that conclusion in mind, patience might be the best practice for the next eight weeks.

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Don't forget "Buy The Team"

That might also save his job-and is somewhere in the range of possibility these other options are.

by FrankL on Nov 10, 2009 1:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

There are two possibilities.

1) As stated, playoffs.
2) Use the contract extension he signed last year to purchase 30,000 season tickets.

by twoeightnine on Nov 10, 2009 1:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Have a 300 yard passer and 100 yard rusher in the same game.

Gasp!

by quantumuprising on Nov 10, 2009 1:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

World peace might occur before that does…

by jmills3 on Nov 10, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What’s that I saw on the news, pigs flying?!?

I was born in Buffalo, and NO, it's not a suburb of New York City

by Ghetts on Nov 10, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

in the case of jauron, it would be worth approximately 49094237843528974578340 Gamer Points.

by quantumuprising on Nov 10, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If that actually happens I say we just give him the ownership of the team, it will be so remarkable.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think the last time that happened was in 2007, against the Bengals. The same game that Whitner laid the wood on Chad Johnson. That was the last home game I attended and truly enjoyed the team’s play.

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 10, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Whitner barely touched him on that hit. He still hasn’t “laid the wood” on any receiver in his career yet.

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by Kurupt on Nov 10, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the headline. Didn’t read the post or comments yet. OMG Brian. Talk about pressing the hot button.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 1:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And as if the picture makes it any easier

If you were any type of Jauron supporter you would show him rocking the sunglasses…

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by Ghetts on Nov 10, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fair point, that.

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There we go

A rec on the new pic :)

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by Ghetts on Nov 10, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the hot-button? I thought that was Maybin v Orakpo.

Seriously, I thought this might engender a more philosophical discussion. Guess not. :)

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mention Jauron = hot button I thought.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, what else are we going to do with the bye week, right?

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 10, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Please no

Only the Bills would hang on to a coach like Jauron after all his failures….again.

Other than a 7-1 or an 8-0 finish, along with a playoff berth, I don’t see how Jauron has any chance of keeping his job. This team cannot stay in this rut and go into another lame duck season. Not losing the team or winning a couple of games in a row should not be reasons to keep Jauron around.

If the Bills somehow retained Jauron, I will have absolutely no excitement about 2010.

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by Kurupt on Nov 10, 2009 1:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

but then the michael vick hysteria remains! Michael Vick!!

by quantumuprising on Nov 10, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

One more comment like that and you get FLAGGED mister!

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

One other way I see is if Jauron finishes 8-8 or 9-7, misses the playoffs, but Ralph hires a real football GM.

by billsvt on Nov 10, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I doubt that. In general, new GM equals new coach.

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It seems to me

The only way to finish strong, would be to not, as you put it Brian, “roll over like puppies.” Therefore, #3 and #5 to me must exist at the same time. Therefore, what you are saying is that the team must finish strong as you say, and the offense must do a 180 degree turn-around. That being said, the only way this team can finish strong in my opinion, is to turn the offense around. So therefore, the only way Jauron can save his job is to turn the offense around. And not just turn the offense into a somewhat efficient unit that isn’t completely useless. He must turn this offense into a powerful, can’t get off the field offense. This would be incredibly impressive at this point of the season.

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 1:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gotta give you props, Brian. You are one of the most even handed bloggers I read, not just in sports, but the gamut of subjects.

Don’t you ever just want to give in to emotion once in a while? Come on over to the dark side! It may not accomplish anything but sometimes the catharsis just feels so GOOD!

by oompaloompa on Nov 10, 2009 1:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

In the famous words of Dwight Kurt Schrute:

“Apparently, this computer has been programmed to feel human emotions. Well… that’s not how I’m programmed.”

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nard Dog
But the types of losses we’ve seen in the New Orleans, Miami and Houston games need to stop. (I’d mention Cleveland, too, but I think that one kind of goes without mentioning.)

I know you are highlighting the losses where the offense was non-existent, but I feel the need to mention New England. That type of loss needs to stop too.

by TJJ on Nov 10, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If only we had another Monday Night Game

we could have another Monday night heartbreaker.

by NJBillsfan on Nov 10, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

These days, I would pray for that type of loss.

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

True, it would be an upgrade. But I think it is also relatable to his “lack of confidence” theme in that paragraph, just a different type of loss.

by TJJ on Nov 10, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

There are very few in the Buffalo Bills blogosphere (for lack of a better term) that would take a chance at addressing a topic as “hot button” as keeping Dick Jauron around, but Brian did it in a way that was fair yet also unapologetic.

I know it’s said all the time around here, Brian, but you deserve a lot of credit for not falling into the trap of fiery opinions and outlandish comments that many websites employ.

While I particularly don’t enjoy the idea of even thinking about considering maybe keeping Jauron around for another season, this post certainly analyzes the situation well and does make me give a second thought that he might be here.

As said before, the key is the offense, in my opinion. We need to look like an above average, top ten pro football offense for the rest of the season or else the losses will take care of the rest.

by nickfeely8 on Nov 10, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jerry Sullivan has said repeatedly that he doesn’t feel like Jauron can win a Super Bowl here so what’s the point of keeping him around?

If he makes the playoffs he has to stay. If he runs the table and they don’t make the playoffs he probably stays. If he goes 7-1 and doesn’t make the playoffs he probably stays. Anything other than that… I dunno.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 1:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No defense of Jauron but I don’t consider Jerry Sullivan a credible football analyst.

Even if he does go 7-1 and makes it as a wildcard he could still be fired. It has happened to better coaches (see Schottenheimer). The outcome of that scenario probably hinges on whether or not a new GM is brought in and my opinion is that with or without Jauron the Bills will never become a winning organization without one. Russ, Modrak, and Guy will continue to make the same personnel mistakes which have compounded over the last 10 years to make the Bills a losing franchise.

by billsvt on Nov 10, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No defense of Jauron but I don’t consider Jerry Sullivan a credible football analyst.

He’s credible. Jaded, negative, pessimistic, crotchety. He’s all of those things but he’s definately credible.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That makes absolutely no sense.

credible: offering reasonable grounds for being believed

I hope you don’t teach English.

by twoeightnine on Nov 10, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so you can't be pessimistic and knowledgeable at the same time?

Jonathan Stupar won the Heisman…while playing in the NFL!

by JPH on Nov 10, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well he still goes to most practices and is immersed in the Buffalo sports scene. It’s not like he’s making stuff up

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And Fox News isn't making stuff up, either........

Sullivan is a skilled writer. And fits perfectly in the Buffalo doom and gloom, sky is falling, everything is against us prevelant mind set.
He undoubtedly sells subscriptions like mad.

That doesn’t make him a writer with credibility. In fact, it makes him a hack just collecting a check.

Frankly, this article of Brian’s is the best written piece of journalism I’ve read regarding the Bills in years.

by LeClaireBill on Nov 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not going to say I agree with Sullivan 99% of the time. That doesn’t mean he’s not credible.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually Fox News does make stuff up on occasion, I wouldn’t compare them to Sully.

Sully is just an angry old man.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

why stop at Fox News?

I find NBC CNN ABC and CBS even further from credibility. Now that I think of it….I can’t think of one news organzation I like yet somehow I keep reading their papers and watching their shows…….ah! I’m part of the problem not the solution!!

To me, the sucker is the person who runs when there’s trouble, especially when this situation was so easily foreshadowed….

by poz on Nov 11, 2009 6:07 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, yes, I have an English degree from the University of Iowa school of Journalism.

You sir, mistake “credible” for “credibility.” Facts are either credible or not. People can or don’t attain credibility.

Credibility in journalism is attained, and reinforced, by a fair accounting of facts, of which Sullivan seldom entertains.

Perhaps you noticed the little goofy smiley that should have denoted that I was make a light hearted statement?

I hope you exercise greater respect in questioning peoples educational credentials.

by LeClaireBill on Nov 10, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t Sullivan always list a bunch of stats though? Like Jauron’s record against good teams or QB stats over the years, etc??

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by Kurupt on Nov 10, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

twoeightnine: credible/credibility has nothing to do with being jaded, negative, pessimistic, or crotchety. Those traits personify who he is in his editorial tone, but he is a highly regarded and well-awarded sports journalist. You can hate the man for Mr. Wilson attitude, but he definitely knows his stuff.

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 11, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

odds are

zero that 1 and/or 5 happen
slim to none that 3 and/or 4 happen

What isn’t quantifiable is Ralph’s thought process and his outlook. He extended the contract when few thought he would. He’s on the hook for millions if he cans him. At his age etc. he might just leave things as is. He’d surely take a hit ticket-wise, but again, he might just say screw it and ride off into the sunset, leaving the next guy to worry about moving the team, building the team, blah, blah. He does not appear to have the fire in his gut he once had. At 91, maybe a fire in the gut means something else altogether.

by fansince60 on Nov 10, 2009 2:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The possibility that Ralph ghost rides the team until his check-out time would be…

I can’t even consider that possibility. I can take my lumps, but that would really test my capability of remaining a fan.

by oompaloompa on Nov 10, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

6. Ralph simply decides with his inner circle that he wants Jauron to be the Coach

Not that this is a good reason or one that mostly likely will happen, but it is a very good possibility…

Ralph brough DJ back last year after giving him a 3 year extention to continue coaching. Rather than buying out DJ for the horrendous finish to last year, they decided that continuity for Edwards and our organization was first and foremost in improving our team. Of course everyone got the memo except for DJ when he fired Schonert and dumped Walker the week before the season started.

Consistency and keeping a solid nucleus of players in your organization is the key to winning organizations in the NFL (according to every Tom, Dick and Harry out there). So I would imagine there could be a sense of Ralph still believing that. Most certainly why would his inner circle vote to “change” when it mostly likely affects all their own positions too. New GM might mean new FO too? How much does Ralph believe there is a need for a change as compared to everyone else around him as compared to 98% of the fan base. Brandon will still sell tickets no matter what.

Ralph probably doesn’t want to each two years of a coached contract either… My guess is that there is a buy-out clause, but at what price and what price will it cost to hire a new staff, etc??? The “Bottom-line” I think does matter to Ralph and affects his decision making.

by dabillsr1 on Nov 10, 2009 2:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

At some point, the cost in drop in ticket sales will outweigh the cost to buy out Jauron’s contract. That point could be as soon as January 4. The contract is irrelevant.

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My math may be off (never was my strong suit), but if you calculate a $55 ticket (low price) x 10 games (7 home, 1 bastard CA game, 1 post season?) = 550 at a low figure per season seat. I don’t know how many games they make you buy now. I recall having to buy the post season slate and being refunded or credited next season – if they didn’t make it.

So….
dividing $6,000,000 (Jauron’s remaining salary) / 550 (low price season ticket) = 10,909 season seats. I can see the team losing 10,909 commitments if Ralph doesn’t change things soon.

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 11, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Toronto game isn’t part of the season ticket package.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 11, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I get

TOM Modrak, DICK Jauron, but who’s HARRY?

by fansince60 on Nov 10, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Potter.

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Henderson.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Harry Hard on? (Pump up the volume anyone)

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by J2 on Nov 10, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for obscurity and Christian Slater’s helmet hair.

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Houdini…because it would take an act of magic for Jauron to keep his job!

(cue drum noise with cymbal that is made after a terrible joke)

by nickfeely8 on Nov 10, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Usually OL guys are hairy.

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 11, 2009 10:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Number #6 - Jauron develops Jedi powers

Ralf – “I sorry Dick, but you are fired”

Obi-wan Jauron – “You don’t want to fire me”

Ralf – “I don’t want to fire you”

Obi-wan Jauron – “You want to give me an extension”

Ralf – “I want to give you an extension”

Obi-wan Jauron – “We just need better players”

Ralf – “We just need better players”

Oh…..wait…..you can use the same mind trick two years in a row……can you???

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 2:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh…..wait…..you can use the same mind trick two years in a row……can you???

The only rule is that those tricks work solely on the weak-minded. Make your judgments from there. :)

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do those tricks work on the senile?

by Berg79 on Nov 10, 2009 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ralph is NO Jabba

Jabba would have fed most of this team to the Rancor a long time ago

As my mother once said, common sense isn't as common as it should be, I'm looking at you Fewell, common sense says to play UP on the line against the slant.

by WABillsfan on Nov 11, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do fans have standing to bring a petition to have the court assign a guardian for Ralph based on his diminished capacity?

by oompaloompa on Nov 10, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

haha

So you’re saying Ralph is lacking in capacity to form decisions for himself and needs a legal guardian. That means he is either mentally incompetent, drunk or a minor. Hmm Eliminate minor. From there he could be incredibly senile, but he seems to know where he is, what year is and that Marv’s no longer the coach. So I guess that leaves drunk. He must be permanently inebriated.

My proudest moment as a bills fan was watching Don Beebe chase someone down in a blowout. Is that sad?
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by partyboybackformore on Nov 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Every time I see him on TV during a Bills game he looks dead.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and his mouth is wide open…

What’s up with that?

by Slick Shifty on Nov 11, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh in the spirit of not just saying (He's needs to be gone no matter what)

I will say in order for Richard Jauron to keep his job he needs to find some of whatever that Kryptonite that makes Superman turn into

Bizarro….

Bizzaro Jauron would be fun!

And then he would keep his job.

Pass the chocolate cake!

by norcaliangelsfan on Nov 10, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Bizarro Jauron would be anything like the Bizarro Quinn

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we currently employed the Bizzaro Jauron??????

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bizzaro Jauron would be Sean Payton........

so no……we do not currently have Bizzaro Jauron.

Pass the chocolate cake!

by norcaliangelsfan on Nov 10, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hummmmm.....feels like it :-)

I mean…..so of the stuff that goes on…..I can’t explain it.

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

bizzare......yes........

bizzaro?

no.

Pass the chocolate cake!

by norcaliangelsfan on Nov 10, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

After last week I think bizarro Jauron is Mike Smith. I tried to imagine Jauron getting riled enough to throw an elbow and my head just kind of collapsed like the Nazi colonel in raiders of the lost ark.

by Leo Crow on Nov 11, 2009 3:29 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jauron

I hope Jauron sees 2010, at this point with the franchise the way it is, unless, and I mean UNLESS, Ralph fires Jauron only to bring in a Football GM, and that GM hires his HC, I would much rather see Jauron come back. Cuz with the defense the way it is, I believe hiring a OC or getting a QB is just as easily going to solve Jauron’s problems, as would bringing in some new HC, that completely rips apart the personnel and still doesn’t have a QB. Feel free to tip me for saying anything kind about Jauron! oh and PS…I’d love to see him back just to spite 99% of the fan base….cuz when you got nothing, spite is always something

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by MARVelous on Nov 10, 2009 2:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you. I’m not convinced that it will require a miracle (which IMO is required for 1 or 2 to happen) for him to come back. I think if 3 were to happen that would do it. Could see them going 4-4 and Jauron coming back.

by TJJ on Nov 10, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you really believe that

7-9 again will let him keep his job?

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He fired Wade Phillips after he went to the playoffs.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well duh! ;-)

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by J2 on Nov 10, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well not immediately after he made the playoffs ...

Wade’s last season was 8-8 in 2000, IIRC.

Then began the unraveling of things ….

by sabre74kkn on Nov 10, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I felt ok about that then and still do.

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just saying It wouldn’t surprise me (not that I’m for or against it). I just don’t think the point MARVelous was making is that much of a reach.

by TJJ on Nov 10, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If the Bills go 6-2, 7-1 or 8-0 I will be ok with Jauron returning. Since the Bills won’t go 6-2 or better this discussion is irrelevant.

In fact they I think there is a better chance they lose the next two games then there is they win them.

by Berg79 on Nov 10, 2009 2:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if Jauron sings Ralph a song

that’s about the only way he can save his job.

any suggestions?

(after he gets fired he’ll be singing George Thorogoods “I drink alone”)

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by J2 on Nov 10, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How about "Don't let the sun go down on me"?

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Even more depressing…

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should make a montage

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d pay to see Dicky doing Don’t Stop Believing at a karaoke bar.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't expect much voice inflection, though

It’d be tough to clap for him afterwards

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by Kurupt on Nov 10, 2009 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This actually could work

I’ve heard he has a beautiful falsetto.

by TJJ on Nov 10, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

as in

We’re going nowhere man!

by fansince60 on Nov 10, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d pay money to see Jauron sing Living La Vida Loca or She Bangs.

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Nov 11, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would pay money to see Jauron sing this

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps#s-p10-sr-i2

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by Joe P. on Nov 11, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It will be just another mediocre hire

I do not believe that DJ will accomplish any of points 1 through 6 and the result will be changes at OBD. However, history tells us that the chances of Ralph making a good decision on football people is remote. As noted a week ago on The “Football Card” fan post, Ralph has a 50 year record of being less than mediocre with a win percentage of less than 48% and it has dropped to less than 42% in the last 10 seasons. 30% of the time over the past 50 years he has fielded teams with 5 or less wins. So with Ralph the more things change the more they remain the same. We will all feel better until they start playing again in 2010. I know that this is fatalistic but the facts are inescapable.

by jpheff on Nov 10, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Given those numbers, Jauron is improving Ralph’s record in the last three years… bringing him up to 43% assuming another 7 and 9 season from what could have only been lower if he sits at 42% right now.

I agree, the problem is less to do with Dick and more to do with Ralph… that doesn’t make DJ a good coach, it just means chances are we won’t get a better coach. Our D is pretty good (if they only had to play half the 60 minutes instead of two thirds consistently) and I give a lot of credit to Jauron for that. He needs a new QB coach and offensive coordinator. That change and a another year of the front line getting familiar with playing in the NFL and the team could be quite a bit better next year even with DJ as the coach. Without DJ as the coach, well… look for another few losing season as the new coach has to go through the process of building his/her team his/her way.

by clownfat on Nov 10, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

30% of the time over the past 50 years he has fielded teams with 5 or less wins.

And 26% of the time he has fielded a team with 10 or more wins.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Levy and/or Polian

teams accounted for 7 of the 13 seasons where the Bills won 10 or more games.

by jpheff on Nov 10, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that no make them part of that number? I think any owner needs, ya know, other people that make decisions.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like

a bell curve…with the bulge in the middle being year after year of 7-9!

by fansince60 on Nov 10, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Guess we're running out of things to write about?

I’m not sure what else explains this well-written post by Brian, but I’ll play along.

Jauron presents DNA evidence that he is Ralph’s illegitimate son, and demands an equal part of the team and profits when the team is sold. And it wouldn’t hurt of he purchased a shot gun.

Seriously, there better be no chance whatsoever of Jauron’s return next year. 8-0 finish? OK, if the Bills pull that off, he can return. If the Bills wish me and about 20,000 other season ticket holders to re-up, he better not return.

BTW, I’m all for emptying out 2/3 of the MNF booth to fill two needs. Jaws as GM, Gruden as HC.

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by ChipShot on Nov 10, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yea I’m not too optimistic that they can finish 8-0 either and therefore I am not concerned that Jauron will be kept. Jaws does appear to know talent, but would I have to listen to him? I mean does that guy really have to finish every sentence like it’s the most important thing you’ll ever hear?

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not big on going the TV-personality-as-GM-or-coach route.

I’d rather have somebody from the scouting department (pro scouting in my head, FWIW) of a currently successful franchise as General Manager. I’m not opposed to a coordinator or college HC for the head coach vacancy to prevent Ralph from having to overpay either. Lots of successful head coaches have come from those ranks over the years.

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by WhyBillsWhy on Nov 10, 2009 5:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take a look at Jaws at QB...

but I heard Brandon was happy with the roster at this time.

by NorCal BillsFan on Nov 10, 2009 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brian – taking everything into account, what percent chance do you see Jauron having of making it to the 2010 season as head coach?

I see it as less than 5%.

by Pistol on Nov 10, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Brian, do you really think making the playoffs is enough to save his job? An 8-0 run would be nice, but it was a 5-0 run that got him a contract extension, and we know where that lead us. I’d like to believe OBD wouldn’t jump the gun after witnessing another such run.

It should be clear that the team needs a throrough re-evaluation, from the front office down to the last player. I have to believe that any kind of winning streak would only mask the underlying problems with this team, and I want to believe the team would recognize that as well.

by Mark Parisi on Nov 10, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How many problems can there be if the Bills are rattling off wins and making the playoffs? Hell yes, a miracle playoff berth would save Jauron’s job. Playoffs are playoffs, no matter how ugly you look in getting there.

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A 5-0 run gets him resigned… the resigning leads to a playoff birth the next year. Why wouldn’t they keep him?

by clownfat on Nov 10, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what if?

The Bills manage to get healthy, find even a teaspoon of offensive effectiveness and finish 8-8.

I don’t find the following scenario too unrealistic:

Ralph brings aboard some manner of quasi GM football “czar” to oversee operations and accelerate Brandon’s education on the pure football side of the business. Essentially adding a final voice to the Inner Circle Jerk.

Retaining Jauron as Head Coach, but the caveat being that a respected, competent and authoritative offensive co-head coach be found and given full authority over the O. Let Jauron focus on the D side of the ball, and over all team aspects.

by LeClaireBill on Nov 10, 2009 4:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well a good chunk of the players out are out for the season, so the team getting truely healthy ain’t happening.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jauron's job: It's all about players -- plus a healthy, veteran O-line REALLY helps

1. If you’re not really good at QB, it all comes down to lights out defense. The Bills don’t have that and very few teams ever really do.
2. Every team across the league has injuries to work through, especially on the O-line. The Bills line (even at 100% healthy) was clearly an investment in youth and athleticism this year. It ALL starts and ends there.

Bellichick’s genius couldn’t work miracles in Cleveland
Dungy got fired in Tampa Bay for “under achieving” (unfairly in my mind)
Bobby Ross couldn’t make lemonade in Detroit
Herm Edwards and his passion and player’s coach mentality couldn’t change KC.
The great Mike Holmgren still only had a .538 reg. season winning percentage. (He’d be a great fit for GM if Ralph has enough TNT to blast him out of the Pac Northwest)

I think Edwards is smart enough and has the arm strength to still be a serviceable NFL quarterback. We’ll learn a lot these next few weeks (assuming he survives in one piece)
to see if he’s really still a shell of his former self (as in spurts last year and the NE game this year where he looked great).

The Bills should have signed Jon Runyan to a one year deal to bring some veteran nasty to the O-line and locker room. He couldn’t be any worse than the tackles we’ve been sending out there.

Jauron can save his job if he goes 6-2 minimum and the O turns it around. If the O DOES turn it around, I think AVP will look like he’s got a handle on things and might be seen as the new wunderkind Gruden.

Still helps to have that nasty O-line though…

by AlwaysaBillinPhilly on Nov 10, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

On a unrealisticly optimistic note

you guys know this isn’t my bag usually, but,
imagine if they went 8-0 and rode into the playoffs. How cool would that be?

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by JPH on Nov 10, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That would be sweet

But even I don’t see that happening. Are you feeling ok JPH?

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by willgarr15 on Nov 10, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

delirious.

Jonathan Stupar won the Heisman…while playing in the NFL!

by JPH on Nov 13, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

That would definitely be amazing, though however unlikely

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by Ghetts on Nov 10, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So it sounds like from all of this is that there is a majic number of wins out there...

that will be the reason DJ is canned or retained.

Brian said some where between 4-4 and 6-2 to possibly be retained. Others think only an 8-0 record with a playoff appearance.

I say, it will only take DJ winning against all the AFC East teams remaining, so that could only be 3 more wins (3-5) to retain Jauron.

by dabillsr1 on Nov 10, 2009 5:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Still, that would only be a 6-10 record overall, which would be a point of regression.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If we beat the Patriots I might be so happy I would dance naked through the streets of Rochester.

Did I mention I don’t have school tomorrow?

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say there are two ways for Jauron to save his job.

The first way is the obvious one: make the playoffs.

I think the only other way Jauron can save his job as if he somehow has this team looking like it can make a run deep into the playoffs next year. That would require quite a bit of Brian’s four points (other than making the playoffs) to come true. This team would need the QB to take huge strides forward over the next eight games. Buffalo needs Edwards to look so good that they can’t risk firing his coach and replacing him with somebody that might not want Edwards long term. He’ll also need an OL that steadily improves and the defense to slow down the run and continue to force turnovers. Jauron will have to shed the bend but don’t break label and play to not lose reputation (whether those are fair or unfair criticims) and show that the defense is creating turnovers based on scheme.

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by kaisertown on Nov 10, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Good point...

You’re saying that if he shows he can coach effectively, he might be retained…a novel concept.

by NorCal BillsFan on Nov 10, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kaiser

I’m with you 1000% on your comments above.

It would help if we got healthy at the tackle positions.

Get the Bills back to the big game!

by Blitz on Nov 12, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the bills have a good shot at the AFC east playoffs the pats have a bang up o line the jets have a qb who cant take the cold and bang up d line and o line and the fines are at 3 and 6
so jauron got a shot at it the oley thing we need is a few wins at home and the fans to be thar for the bills to do this.

by 14fizzpatrick on Nov 10, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

the pats have a bang up o line the jets have a qb who cant take the cold and bang up d line and o line and the fines are at 3 and 6

You just described the Bills with 1 more loss.

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like your enthusiasm for the dolphins already having lost next week, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here, they are only 3 and 5 and technically ahead of the bills in the standings.

by clownfat on Nov 11, 2009 12:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

great post…and i agree 100%…its either put up or shut up at this point…either we get a better Offense and win some more games or u have to Go my Brutha along with that QB and ur staff

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by nyckidd on Nov 10, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Re: Article

“A tremendously hard task to achieve” doesn’t do justice to just how far this mess is to making the playoffs, now 3.5 seasons removed from groundbreaking of this newest losing era. Playing devil’s advocate is one thing, but a healthy, unapologetic dose of reality is what this team needs more than anything- more than a living owner, a GM with a football background, a head coach with a track record of success, an offensive line that isn’t constructed of Lions and Panthers backups, or a QB who isn’t fine with consistently losing because of a lack of scoring points. Once the reality of this organization is accepted by all who care about this team, all the failed parts of this jalopy can finally be replaced one by one.

by Port Royal on Nov 10, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You know Ralph Wilson isn’t dead yet, right?

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, this is a hard situation for Jauron

Tennessee looks reinvented. New England. A mad NY Jets team (though it didn’t help them against Miami). Miami’s run game. Atlanta at home and in the mist of a playoff race.

KC looks winable. Jacksonville could be winable. Indy could be winable if they’ve locked up home field by then.

Buffalo would have to win the latter three games (counting on Indy to have home field locked up). We’d have to go 3-2 against the tough teams, IMO, with Edwards looking great, the OL jelled, and the running game cranking. That puts us at 9-7.

Even with all that, if Russ Brandon truly wants a GM and gets his way, the new GM isn’t going to want Jauron.

Without any consideration for my personal thoughts on Jauron, and simply looking at the situation, it’s almost impossible. Jauron would almost have to win out or go 7-1, finishing 11-5 or 10-6 respectively, to have a chance.

But crazier things have happened. Around November 2007, the NYC media were sharpening their pencils for the impending off-season firing of Tom Coughlin. Funny thing happened: Eli Manning matured, the OL jelled, the run game started cranking, the defense gelled, and they made the playoffs as a 6th seed. And the rest is history.

by Der Jaeger on Nov 10, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If Indy is undefeated when they play the Bills,

 it would be the one time I would actually root against the Bills. Yes, I hate the ’72 Fins and their yearly pilgrimage where they drag their sorry a$$es around the country waiting for the final undefeated team to win.

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rooting against the Bills

I can’t bring myself to root against the Bills. Ever. I hate losing.

by Der Jaeger on Nov 10, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But wouldn't the Bills having a hand in the Fins losing their title as the only "undefeated team"

bring you more satisfaction than winning a meaningless game?

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not only will I allow that, I’d probably join you. It drives me crazy every year watching those guys celebrate.

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by kaisertown on Nov 10, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...that is two of us. Could be an interesting poll question come week 16.

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I tend to agree

Although it’d be pretty sweet if the Bills were the team to knock them from the Land of Undefeated….

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by Kurupt on Nov 10, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i hope none of these happen

:)

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by BillsNYC on Nov 10, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least it took almost 7 hours. :)

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by Brian Galliford on Nov 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Best. Comment. On this thread.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least it took almost 7 hours seconds.

TWSS!

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice. Watching the office on TBS right now. It makes for a good Tuesday night.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 10, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Good call. My wife is watching Australia......good Lord that movie is looooong :-(

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by Joe P. on Nov 10, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to go no matter what imo

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by UZ on Nov 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So you are saying that you would rather have Dick Jauron fired than for your team to make the playoffs and have a succesful year? Seems irrational. In the same way that coaches are not totally responsible for a team losing, they are not totally responsible for it winning. Although it is an easy idea to get behind, changing coaches is not a cure-all, and it is likely that no matter who coaches next year we will have issues.

by AussieBill on Nov 10, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

on point 5

The fact that Jauron “Not completely sending the team into open rebellion against him” is an option that might allow him to keep his job is grave indeed. Even the 0-16 went into the slaughterhouse rather quietly and contently. Jauron being rewarded for succeeding in not losing the team is like a small boy being rewarded for not dying when he jammed a fork into an electrical outlet.

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by pasaluki on Nov 11, 2009 2:59 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

classic
Jauron being rewarded for succeeding in not losing the team is like a small boy being rewarded for not dying when he jammed a fork into an electrical outlet.

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by Joe P. on Nov 11, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

meant to say the 0-16 Lions but yall got my drift.

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by pasaluki on Nov 11, 2009 3:00 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Team is one of the worst in the N.F.L.

This team has no way in chance of making the playoffs. The only legitimate win, was against Tampa Bay, who got their first win this week. Secondly, the Bills won on a field goal because Sanchez threw 5 interceptions, and the same goes for Delhomme and his 3 picks at CArolina.
Unless the Bills win the turnover battle the rest of the season by a large margin, this team is 29th in total offense and 25th in total defense. They cannot put together a decent drive and opposing teams are averaging 177 yards rushing.
Call it the way it is and face reality. This team will win two more games at best.
This weekend against the Titans, Chris johnson will probably run for 150 yards at least and the Titans will beat the Bills by at least 14 points.
Time for Jauron to leave town!

by BuffaloWhiner on Nov 11, 2009 9:24 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I love how wins because the other team screwed up are just as bad as losses we got cause our team screwed up. Those games count, too.

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by MattRichWarren on Nov 11, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Two ways he stays…

1) Make the playoffs. (VERY unlikely)

2) Remind Mr. Wilson that it’ll cost him money to fire him. Very likely.

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