Jets-Bills: Comedy Horror Edition

A forum I'm quite fond of has some posters who are adept at converting video into little bite sized movies in .gif files. Most of the highlights (and all of the lowlights) are captured. 

If you can't laugh at how pathetic our team is you'll cry and get angry and bitter and blame everybody.  For most of the year I was just as outraged as some of you are, but I've recently just realized the team is injured to the point that they aren't competitive. Ask yourself how a team can be competitive when Kirk Chambers leaving the game was considered a big blow to the offensive line? This is the worst Offensive Line in the NFL Fitzpatrick dreams of having Green Bay's line every night when he is writhing like a snake in his bed from the hits he took. Our Linebacker core is probably the worst in the league, how they are unable to stop the run (especially runs to the outside) is beyond pathetic. A group of crabs has better lateral motion. They refuse to fill gaps are out of position constantly and take terrible angles and can't tackle. The Offense and Defense was terrible, Special Teams was pretty good. New York played terrible too just not on the scale of the Bills. They play a game half as bad against another team their playoff hopes are all over. It was actually an extremely boring game to watch.

So for those 99.999% of the human population who missed the game due to not getting the NFL Network and want to see the "real" highlights of the game, You'll have your chance after the jump:

Braylon Edwards "Dropping" by to wish Buffalo an early "Merry Chrismas!"

This is sort of a recurring theme as you can see (dolphins game during warmups)

If any .gif could sum up the Bills season, this snap from Geoff Hangartner would be it.

Aaron Schobel displays his athletic "motor" in sacking Kellen Clemens who decided to convulse on the ground.


I'm beginning to see why Bobby April wasn't chosen as our interim coach.

Notice that I called this a Comedy Horror well here is the "Horror" part. The NFL Network, not wanting to spend money on an actual expensive presentation decided to terrify us with evil shadow puppets. They have actually been doing this since last year. This "art" form is called "Pilobolus" is truly disturbing to me. Probably the worst ones have been the "cannon" and the eerie silhouettes of browns fans slowly rising up and beating a player to death (not kidding) But the "popcorn" machine from yesterdays games surely takes 3rd place. This images are safe for work but not safe for your mind, and I have no responsibility to any reactions you may have from viewing them.

Maple Leaf


The Guy at the top of this "jet" loves when New York plays on Thursday nights!

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This is what is meant by the phrase "Suicide in Buffalo is Redundant"

And this is the popcorn maker. Good luck sleeping tonight.