Yet another Rumblings Authors Mock Draft
There are ten of us here that pretend to know what we're talking about in relation to Buffalo Bills discussions. The ten of us, henceforth known as the Authors of Buffalo Rumblings (though that's not really accurate), have collaborated over the past few days to put together a mock draft that is easily the weirdest on the Internet. It's possibly the most unrealistic as well. But Bills news is slow these days - I imagine that's why everyone is freaking out about Terrell Owens, Jason Peters and other Bills not being at voluntary team workouts - and as such, we present our mock to you anyway.
If any of you feel the need to rip us mercilessly, mock us, or question our judgment, the blogger responsible for each pick is listed.
| Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | College | Drafter | |
| 1 | Lions | Aaron Curry | LB | Wake Forest | sireric | |
| 2 | Rams | Jason Smith | OT | Baylor | jri111 | |
| 3 | Chiefs | Michael Crabtree | WR | Texas Tech | Ron From NM | |
| 4 | Seahawks | Eugene Monroe | OT | Virginia | WABillsFan | |
| 5 | Browns | Everette Brown | DE | Florida State | Kurupt | |
| 6 | Bengals | Brian Orakpo | DE | Texas | Kurupt | |
| 7 | Raiders | Jeremy Maclin | WR | Missouri | MRW | |
| 8 | Jaguars | B.J. Raji | DT | Boston Coll. | jri111 | |
| 9 | Packers | Andre Smith | OT | Alabama | MARVelous | |
| 10 | 49ers | Michael Oher | OT | Mississippi | WABillsFan | |
| 11 | Bills | Clay Matthews | LB | USC | Galliford | |
| 12 | Broncos | Aaron Maybin | DE | Penn State | Ron From NM | |
| 13 | Redskins | Michael Johnson | DE | Georgia Tech | krytime | |
| 14 | Saints | Malcolm Jenkins | CB | Ohio State | MRW | |
| 15 | Texans | Brian Cushing | LB | USC | jri111 | |
| 16 | Chargers | Larry English | DE | Northern Iowa | Ron From NM | |
| 17 | Jets | Matthew Stafford | QB | Georgia | Galliford | |
| 18 | Bears | Mark Sanchez | QB | USC | MARVelous | |
| 19 | Bucs | Peria Jerry | DT | Mississippi | poz | |
| 20 | Lions | Alex Mack | C | California | sireric | |
| 21 | Eagles | Robert Ayers | DE | Tennessee | krytime | |
| 22 | Vikings | Josh Freeman | QB | Kansas State | MARVelous | |
| 23 | Patriots | Rey Maualuga | LB | USC | Galliford | |
| 24 | Falcons | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | Oklahoma St. | poz | |
| 25 | Dolphins | Ron Brace | DT | Boston Coll. | Galliford | |
| 26 | Ravens | Darrius Heyward-Bey | WR | Maryland | Kurupt | |
| 27 | Colts | Phil Loadholt | OT | Oklahoma | sireric | |
| 28 | Eagles | William Beatty | OT | Connecticut | krytime | |
| 29 | Giants | Kenny Britt | WR | Rutgers | MRW | |
| 30 | Titans | Sean Smith | CB | Utah | sireric | |
| 31 | Cardinals | Knowshon Moreno | RB | Georgia | WABillsFan | |
| 32 | Steelers | Max Unger | C | Oregon | Kurupt | |
We did a second round as well. That's after the jump.
| Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | College | Drafter | |
| 33 | Lions | Vontae Davis | CB | Illinois | sireric | |
| 34 | Patriots | Chris Wells | RB | Ohio State | Galliford | |
| 35 | Rams | Clint Sintim | LB | Virginia | jri111 | |
| 36 | Browns | Tyson Jackson | DE | LSU | Kurupt | |
| 37 | Seahawks | Hakeem Nicks | WR | North Carolina | WABillsFan | |
| 38 | Bengals | James Laurinaitis | LB | Ohio State | Kurupt | |
| 39 | Jaguars | Percy Harvin | WR | Florida | jri111 | |
| 40 | Raiders | Eric Wood | C | Louisville | MRW | |
| 41 | Packers | D.J. Moore | CB | Vanderbilt | MARVelous | |
| 42 | Bills | Duke Robinson | OG | Oklahoma | Galliford | |
| 43 | 49ers | Connor Barwin | DE | Cincinnati | WABillsFan | |
| 44 | Dolphins | Darius Butler | CB | Connecticut | Galliford | |
| 45 | Giants | Marcus Freeman | LB | Ohio State | MRW | |
| 46 | Texans | William Moore | S | Missouri | jri111 | |
| 47 | Patriots | Eben Britton | OT | Arizona | Galliford | |
| 48 | Broncos | Jarron Gilbert | DT | San Jose St. | Ron From NM | |
| 49 | Bears | Lawrence Sidbury | DE | Richmond | MARVelous | |
| 50 | Browns | Donald Brown | RB | Connecticut | Kurupt | |
| 51 | Cowboys | Louis Delmas | S | W. Michigan | krytime | |
| 52 | Jets | LeSean McCoy | RB | Pittsburgh | Galliford | |
| 53 | Eagles | Chase Coffman | TE | Missouri | krytime | |
| 54 | Vikings | Victor Harris | CB | Virginia Tech | MARVelous | |
| 55 | Falcons | Rashad Johnson | S | Alabama | poz | |
| 56 | Dolphins | Cody Brown | DE | Connecticut | Galliford | |
| 57 | Ravens | Mike Mickens | CB | Cincinnati | Kurupt | |
| 58 | Patriots | Patrick Chung | S | Oregon | Galliford | |
| 59 | Panthers | Evander Hood | DT | Missouri | poz | |
| 60 | Giants | Fenuki Tupou | OT | Oregon | MRW | |
| 61 | Colts | Alphonso Smith | CB | Wake Forest | sireric | |
| 62 | Titans | Fili Moala | DT | USC | sireric | |
| 63 | Cardinals | Herman Johnson | OG | LSU | WABillsFan | |
| 64 | Steelers | Jairus Byrd | CB | Oregon | Kurupt | |
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If any of this ever went down...
you know there would be some serious trading up to get the QBs, CBs and RBs that are falling.
We were talking on the emails that because we are so focused on the DEs that they all went high in this draft.
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Not sure
I can easily see the QBs falling… they’re not sure things and we’ve seen QBs fall before that were supposed to be easy top 10 picks (Rodgers, Quinn).
With the RBs sharing the loads, and the ability to find good RBs later, that’s not really a priority either.
One thing I see over and over is Maclin to the Raiders…. I think people are just going ’he’s fast, Al Davis likes fast guys, that’s a fit’ when there’s better players and more pressing issues for the Raiders.
They need a WR.
That’s why I picked him. They need other spots, too, no doubt. That’s just where I went. They have Javon Walker and…. Is Javon Walker even worth anything? They need some talent there.
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Not meant to be directed at you
I didn’t mean any offense to you (not sure if you took any, but that wasn’t the intention). I just don’t think Maclin is near a top 10 pick. Last year WRs dropped a lot further than people anticipated since their contributions come slowly.
I didn't take offense...
As Brian said…
If any of you feel the need to rip us mercilessly, mock us, or question our judgment, the blogger responsible for each pick is listed.
You’re right about WRs dropping. There are several good ones and if the Raiders pass it could be a long time before they are picked since many of them, like last year, are in that low first round grade. If they are all still available teams may pass saying "we’ll get one of the top three guys we want the next time we pick. If the Raiders take one, expect more to go quicker.
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Raiders are taking Crabtree
KC is taking DEF all the way…
by NorCal BillsFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
OK.
I took the next best WR. They can’t take Crabtree if he’s been picked. :-)
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on Pioli
He’s got Cassel at QB and might want to add Crabtree to Bowe, Gonzales and Johnson. While the Patriots have a defensive reputation bear in mind that the team scored at will when Brady was running it. Pioli may well take the best available player, who happens to be a guy who can really help the offense hum. The team can then pick up an offensive lineman in the 2nd and make it clear to Waters that he’s not going anywhere.
Sure, the Chiefs could also go defense….but they might take an offensive lineman at #3 as well. They’ve got a lot of holes to fill and Crabtree fills a need—and may turn out to be a stud WR for the next decade.
But you also have to remember how pathetic the Chiefs D was last year. They were the bozos that somehow allowed our Bills to put up 50+. That’s as bad as it gets. They need a TON of defensive help. I think with Gonzo and Bowe, Bradley, Engram and Franklin at WR, they can be plenty good offensively. They need to add the best defender they can in the draft, IMO.
~K
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I’ll take a can’t miss WR over a maybe on defense when there are holes at both. Yes, the defensive holes are bigger but Crabtree will make things exciting—which puts butts in seats.
I guess we'll have to disagree
They have enough players on offense, IMO, and you don’t spend a top 3 pick on someone to fill seats.
Am I the only one who doesn’t see Crabtree as can’t miss?
~K
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This isn’t the weirdest mock I’ve seen- I think it was SB Nation’s Colts blog that had us taking a DE in round 1 and 2.
Brian, are you basing Matthews over Maybin on anything you’ve heard, or is that a gut thing? Just curious.
All in all, I like the draft, though I think to adequately reflect some teams, you guys should have drank heavily before picking.
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 24, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
Brian, are you basing Matthews over Maybin on anything you’ve heard, or is that a gut thing? Just curious.
When I hear “mock draft”, I enter the job trying to pick as I believe the team would pick. If I did it on who I think the Bills should pick, you’d see Maybin’s name at #11. :)
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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
This isn’t the weirdest mock I’ve seen- I think it was SB Nation’s Colts blog that had us taking a DE in round 1 and 2.
That wouldn’t be weird at all. In my perfect world, we’d be able to improve our pass rush as such. Unfortunately, too many other holes….
~K
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That’s why I thought it was odd- I know having two would be nice (somehow, I think they had us getting Maybin in the second) but we’ve got other fish to fry. Lots of other fish.
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by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The Chefs
taking Crabtree at #3 is the only real surprise. I could see them going defense with that pick.
Don’t sweat the petty things. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
i could actually see the cheifs taking crabtree, just because of haley having fitz/boldin last year, he may want to replicate that w/ the cheifs seems how he had so much success w/ them.
but i think they should go defense but i woudl be suprised at all if crabtree was the pick, the only thing that may stop them are the similarities between bowe and crabtree so maybe they wait and get a burner later on, or maybe they reach big time for maclin (now if they did that i would be suprised)
I hate the Matthews pick
He was the 3rd best LB in a college team!
Haha, don’t shoot the messenger. I want Maybin.
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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way
I saw a video of James Hardy’s press interview — was he wearing a Rumblings jacket?
Rumblings jackets do not exist, but yes.
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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Worth noting- all three of them are first round picks. If you’re the worst of the three of those (which I would argue that he’s better than Cushing, IMO), I can think of worse things.
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by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 24, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
There are ten of us here that pretend to know what we’re talking about in relation to Buffalo Bills discussions.
A lot more than ten of us, Brian!!! Every Rumbler likes to pretend we know what we’re talking about.
~K
"I’m Kurupt with Buffalo Rumblings. I am worth hundreds!"
Yeah but only I really know what I’m talking about. The rest of you are nuts.
:-P
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Not all of us speak in tongues based on Miley Cyrus’ lyrics.
~K
"I’m Kurupt with Buffalo Rumblings. I am worth hundreds!"
Jonas brothers lyrics....
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
baa-baaaaayyyy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_1tg0TNadU
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by J2 on Mar 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d have to imagine Browns fans being thrilled with that draft :)
~K
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Two DEs...
Just like you would want.
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
all my vikings
friends here would love it if Freeman fell to them….they don’t see it happening. If the Jets have a QB fall into their lap at 17 I’m going to puke….our division is tough enough the way it is
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K??????????
Donald Brown before McCoy? are you on crazy pills?
Instead you let the Jets steal him……..(good pick btw Brian)
Im in shock…….
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by norcaliangelsfan on Mar 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
Crazy? No
I think Brown is better suited to handle 300 carries for an NFL team, if necessary. He also seems like more of a big play guy, but only slightly. I do like McCoy though. I would definitely take both before Moreno.
~K
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very few teams do the 300 carries for one back anymore.......
and this last year was the only time he had ever carried for over 300 times………before that he didnt even break 175 carries……
So Im not sure what led you to believe that………
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by norcaliangelsfan on Mar 24, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I took Knowshon after spending alot of times at various cardinals sites, and he was the only consensus RB they could pick
There were a few people looking at McCoy and Brown, but the vast majority went with Moreno, and I understand why, somewhat. They already have Hightower on their team whom the staff is still really high on, and Moreno would be the perfect starting complement to Hightower’s styel of running. Brown was also a possibility, but like I said, the vast majority of Cards people were leaning Moreno, and since I know squat of the ’Cards outside of Warner, Leinert, Fitz, Boldin and some of their D guys, I went with the fans choice.
If the Bills were a drug, I could only hope they were like speed so I could lose some weight as well.
As long as Peters doesn't get traded...
Our draft will be fine…a deep draft for sure.
by NorCal BillsFan on Mar 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Not even close . You have 7 guys who wil go in the first rd going in the 2nd
by BigUgly on Mar 24, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
Ha
What did i say about taking curry first!!!
Matthews would be a good pick, but i would still trade down there for Mack
Football. Bloody Hell!!
What did i say about taking curry first!!!
What?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
on a diffent stream,i suggested that Detroit would take Curry over over Stafford, and Brian disagreed with me
Football. Bloody Hell!!
I don’t see Stafford as the top pick.
I know that when teams make their draft board they rate positions of need a little higher, I don’t think that is the way to go. Just because you are picking first and you need a QB, that doesn’t mean that you take the best QB.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Brian didn't pick Curry...
Eric did… So Brian can disagree with you and Eric all he wants. :-) I have the Lions taking an OT.
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And I do. I think they’ll go QB or OT.
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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I am happy to be disagreed with, and to be fair you all know alot more about this than i do.
As Tony Gonzalez is talking about a trade again and if the bills can come to a deal for him do you think it will make a huge difference to the bills draft strategy
Football. Bloody Hell!!
I mean if we get him for a 2nd round pick does it make it more likely we would trade down to get extra picks
Football. Bloody Hell!!
Tony G already said no to buffalo
Otherwise we would have had him at week 4 of last season.
by CanadianBillsFan on Mar 25, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
The lions wouldn’t draft a center at 20 when they can still get the 1 of top 2 c enetr at 33
by BigUgly on Mar 24, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
The Lions fans I talked to said that the o-line was a priority, but that if at pick 20 all the top OT were gone, they would rather grab the best interior lineman then the 5th best OT.
And that still doesn’t tell me who the 7 are
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Chris Wells , Eden Britton, Vonta Davis , Darius Butler Tyson Jackson Hakeem Nicks , Percy Harvin
by BigUgly on Mar 24, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
I smell a wager
How confident do you feel in your assessment? Would you be willing to make a bet that all 7 of those guys are 1st rounders?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Maybe we both do a mock draft and see who gets the most right also
by BigUgly on Mar 24, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I made this bet last year.
If all 7 of those players are 1st rounders, I will post a fanpost, proclaiming BigUgly as the great man that you are. If even one of those guys slips into the 2nd round you have to write a fanpost proclaiming my greatness.
Agree
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
YES!!!!
I love the intrigue. I’ll volunteer to be slapmaster!
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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
What about 1st rd mock darft and if you lose Fan post how you love mel
by BigUgly on Mar 24, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
I just did a fanpost spelling out the terms of our wager.
I would rather just stick to the one bet for this reason: If I win one bet and you win the other, then it is a wash and neither of us wins. I say stick to the one wager and let the victor be the victor.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Maybin Stock Rising!
- Supposedly, all of these PRO DAYS that colleges have are changing a lot of coaches and scouts minds. Maybin could go in the top-10 to Green Bay. That is pretty accurate pick.
- I think Beanie Wells will go somewhere in the 1st round, possibly Arizona or the Jets since Thomas Jones is 31 now.
- Eben Britton will also go in the first round, and possibly Beatty from UCONN. I doubt Loadholt will go before those two in the 1st.
My rationalizations...
The Chiefs only have 1 pick in the first two rounds. They need instant impact and a sure fire starter. Crabtree will be both of those things. Cassel will get to throw to Bowe, Crabtree, Gonzales and Johnson—not a bad set of blankees for a QB new to town.
I made the Denver pick before Bowlen popped off about losing their QB. We’ll see if it actually happens. Obviously, if it does the Broncos will be going QB. As it was, I picked guys (Maybin, Gilbert) who could play in a 4-3 (not their natural systems) in 2009 and transition to a 3-4 (better suited to each of them) in 2010….when Denver takes a mammoth NT in the 1st.
As with the Chiefs the Chargers had only 1 pick in the first two rounds. Their defensive front seven is wearing down due to age and injury. English appears to be a good, versatile fit in their 3-4. Plus, the Chargers are drawn to freakish athletes.
Personally, I don’t see why the Chargers would draft English, nor do I see where he’d fit into their rotation anytime soon. They will have a healthy Merriman, Shaun Phillips and Jyles Tucker to rotate at their 3-4 OLB position. I don’t see them spending a 1st rounder on another one. I’d look for them to add a guy like Maualuga before any OLB, a 3-4 DE or a NT. They could also draft the top RB too.
~K
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