Top Ten Reasons T.O. is a No-Show

by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 2:30 PM EDT in News Comment 39 comments

In true Letterman fashion, the Buffalo Rumblings community presents the TOP TEN REASONS T.O. IS A NO-SHOW!

#10. T.O. is currently recovering from an emergency tonsillectomy after a rogue popcorn hull lodged itself in his throat.

#9. T.O. still can't believe that he actually signed with the Bills. He decided not to show up in case he dreamed the whole thing.

#8. T.O. is currently finalizing plans to co-star with Jeff Garcia in a reality television show entitled 'Little T mocks a jobless former teammate'. (Garcia: "Hey, it pays.")

#7. T.O. is busy stealing all 'HARDY 81' jerseys from Buffalo-area merchandise stores and coloring out the name with a Sharpie he pulled out of his sock.

#6. T.O. and Randy Moss are recuperating thumb injuries after having a 'txt war' over which receiver is the 'real 81'.

#5. T.O. is making his way around the US auditioning blond celebrity girlfriends for Trent Edwards.

#4. T.O. is currently working out with nearly half of Buffalo's roster in his driveway. They can't imagine where the hell that Trent Edwards is, but boy, is that guy a bad teammate.

#3. T.O. was under the impression that the Bills practiced once per year in Toronto. Hearing news that Toronto now wants a second game, he stayed in Canada. Just in case.

#2. T.O. forgot to set the alarm in his hyperbaric chamber.

#1. T.O. thought voluntary workouts were voluntary.

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LOVE IT!!!

Now send it to letterman and watch them actually air it.

by CanadianBillsFan on Mar 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

number 11 – he wanted more media attention (if thats possible)
number 12 – he’s lobbying the front office to get rid of Kelsay
number 13 – he is sitting with Schonert so he can get the ball every play
number 14 – he’s swimming across the Atlantic for some cardio
number 15 – he recently moved to the ISS to keep his longevitiy
number 16 – he’s trying to thwart Satan because he will actually take the Bills to the SB and win
number 17 – RE5 just came out and he can’t get past Weston (I did)
number 18 – he knows nobody likes work so he’s giving bloggers and media types something to do today
number 19 – he borrowed H.P.‘s invisibility cloak and was actually there all day
number 19b – he borrowed H.P.’s invisibility cloak and is taping NE’s practice sessions

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

by J2 on Mar 24, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Harry Potter reference?

seriously….?

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude, do NOT knock Harry Potter.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

touch a nerve there Brian?

:-)

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brian makes me feel better about my own nerdness.

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Knock...Knock....Knock

It is Harry Pot Head at the door…..he wants Lynch’s phone #.

Don’t sweat the petty things. Don’t pet the sweaty things.

by Joe P. on Mar 24, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well I could of used the invisibility cloak that MIT is trying to develop – but its only stationary items.

and see Brian’s comments

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

by J2 on Mar 24, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

#20

“Practice? Are we talking about practice?”

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by TheAfghanTwilight on Mar 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

by J2 on Mar 24, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

T.O. was on the recent Flight 316 and has been forced to join the Dharma Initiative

~K
"I’m Kurupt with Buffalo Rumblings. I am worth hundreds!"

by Kurupt on Mar 24, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Ha. T.O. is Jacob.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't get it....

probably a Lost reference….

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, both of them. Start watching, dude… common.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and by start watching he means go get the DVD’s and watch from the first season or you will have no idea whats going on

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by J2 on Mar 24, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha. That’s actually not quite accurate; you basically can’t watch any current episode unless you’ve seen every single previous one. That’s why it’s awesome.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And you don't have to get the DVDs

My understanding is that Hulu and Abc.com had them free. I am planning on it but I don’t know when… probably when the school year winds down.

Maybe over spring break.

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ABC.com has them all for free

as long as you live in the US… the bastards

by CanadianBillsFan on Mar 24, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe RIGHT NOW.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uh huh...

My wife already says I spend too much time away from her on this. Imagine if I started watching Lost, too.

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sometimes you have to make hard choices Matt.

Wife vs Rumblings/Lost

You need to get you priorities in order.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

by sireric on Mar 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sacrifice Rumblings time for Lost. Trust me it’s worth it.

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by Brian Galliford on Mar 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey if a show can pry Brian and Eric away from the rumblings

then it must be worth it

by CanadianBillsFan on Mar 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I will... after the draft.

:-)

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 24, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You must get her into Lost as well. There’s your QT together right there.

~K
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by Kurupt on Mar 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is exactly how I did it. Now every Wed. is Christmas.

by XtrmeCarnage82 on Mar 25, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

She has shot that idea down...

I don’t know why. We just joined the gym together so that may be our new Q.T.

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 25, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just don’t get caught looking at some cutie in spandex.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

by sireric on Mar 25, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They have TVs in the cardio room which is sweet.

I will look at that not the spandex hottie. The free weight room was devoid of women when we toured…. the only place I have to worry is in the machine room. I am not a staring kind of guy anyways so I shold be ok.

Plus my wife is a hottie so I can stare at her.

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by MattRichWarren on Mar 25, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

T.O. has exiled himself

to Mars to contemplate his life and the fate of humanity.

by Zumone on Mar 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

~K
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by Kurupt on Mar 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would that make Kelsay the Comedian? (Jauron is clearly Nite Owl II)

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 24, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Personally, I think 1,4, and 5 are most likely

It would be hysterical if TO did show up to the workouts later on with a girl for Trent explaining that he had talked to McGahee, and heard the girls weren’t anything special so he got his QB a present. Then accuses him later of not sharing.

If the Bills were a drug, I could only hope they were like speed so I could lose some weight as well.

by WABillsfan on Mar 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs