Homers--What Your Team's Biggest Homer Has to Say

Saw this over on TSW -- Thought it was pretty funny, especially considering Buffalo has some of the biggest Homers out there

My personal fav's:

Buffalo Bills "Brian Moorman could play WR or RB on half of the teams in the NFL because of his speed"

Cincinnati Bengals "Carson Palmer could throw a football through a needle from 40 yards away.... twice"

Oakland Raiders "Nnamdi Asomougha could get pressure on the QB and make an interception on the same play. Best. Of. All.Time."

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Enjoyable read. Thanks! Rec’d.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 15, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

New Orleans Saints “Drew Brees is going to break Dan Marino’s single-season passing record with no-name WR’s and be instantly added into the Hall of Fame.”

I can’t help but think that they might be right.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 15, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bress is still in the Hall of Good.

Not in the Hall of Fame yet, even with the record. People are debating Kurt Warner right now. I think he belongs there but may never be voted in.

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 15, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Warner will be voted in, it just might take 10 years after his retirement for it to happen though. I think Brees needs the record as well as bringing the Saints to a few NFC title games in order to be considered. Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s a heck of a QB though.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 15, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So are they implying Moorman couldn’t play RB or WR for half of the league? Whatever…!

When Marshawn returns from the suspension, most teams will just forfeit instead of trying to game plan for all the Bills’ weapons.

Sweet home Orchard Park.

by thurman on Jun 15, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So are they implying Moorman couldn’t play RB or WR for half of the league? Whatever…!

hilarious!

Guards Brad Butler and Brandon Rodd are decent. - Pete Prisco
Brandon Rodd!! Our best player.

by poz on Jun 16, 2009 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When I saw this my first thought was : What did Matt say now?

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 15, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm a homer...

but aren’t we all? I don’t say anything crazy. I am realistic.

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 15, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In my heart, I know I’m a homer…

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 15, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Face it Matt.....your a big homer

the proof is in the avatar :-)

"I’m not sure how anyone can expect Buffalo to make the playoffs without blind offseason induced homeristic optimism being the majority of their reasoning." - kaisertown

by Joe P. on Jun 15, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just said I was a homer...

and so is everyone else at this Buffalo Bills blog. But I’m not delusional.

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 15, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Homer Simpson...you know....like a play on words :-)

"I’m not sure how anyone can expect Buffalo to make the playoffs without blind offseason induced homeristic optimism being the majority of their reasoning." - kaisertown

by Joe P. on Jun 15, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs