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Rumblings Book Review: Steve Tasker's Tales from the Buffalo Bills

"During that off-season, Jim (Kelly) lobbied hard for us to go to that offense full-time. His rationale in his meetings with Marv Levy and offensive coordinator Ted Marchibroda was simple but right on: "If it works, why would you do anything else? If they can't stop us, don't let us stop us. Let me do it, and let's see if they can stop us."

Little nuggets of insight into the Buffalo Bills teams of the late 1980s to mid-90s, like this quote about Kelly pushing for the no-huddle, is what I was really hoping to get inundated with when I read Steve Tasker's Tales from the Buffalo Bills. That wasn't really the case, however. Co-authored by Scott Pitoniak, the book is sort of a collection of Tasker's thoughts that have been grouped together by common theme. There are some really good quotes and stories that many Bills fans didn't know; if you are like me, however, there isn't much in this book that will make you say, "Wow, I never knew that!"

The book is broken up into nine segments, but that really could have been whittled down to three. The first part is really just Tasker talking about the front office personnel, and the players on the Bills in those days. Almost everyone is either the biggest, the nicest, the strongest, the smartest, the most athletic, or "all of the above" person that Steve has ever met. The second part is Tasker's memories of big games during his career. The Pro Bowls, the comeback, and of course, the Super Bowls. I was really hoping for his insight in this segment about plays or moments, or even something that one of the team leaders said to the other players that made a difference, but I never really got that kind of stuff. The third part really saved this book for me. Tasker tells of some famous pranks that took place, and talks about how players got their nicknames. His, for example, was "Seve." I won't ruin it and tell you how he got that nickname. There is some good stuff in this book; you just have to be patient.

Was it worth it?
The price on the cover for this book is U.S.$19.95/Canadian $24.95. (I thought that the U.S. dollar was worth less then the Canadian dollar, but oh well, that isn't my problem.) $19.95 is a pretty steep price for a book, especially one that is only 171 pages. There are some good classic photos, and as I said earlier, there are some good anecdotes about the team we all love, but not enough for my liking. Tales from the Bills is pretty easy reading. I doubt there are three straight pages of print - it is broken up quite a bit. If you can get your hands on this book for about $12 or less, put it in your bathroom and when you have a "moment," this book is a great time killer.  It is segmented enough that you won't get stuck on the bowl for so long that your legs go numb.

General Impressions
I would give Steve Tasker's Tales from the Buffalo Bills a solid C+. It was an easy read with some nice pictures. The price tag and the fact that it didn't overwhelm me with great inside stories from those Bills teams bring the grade down. It is a good book to read if you were too young to remember those teams or if you don't recall much from that time when it comes to the Bills. Worth the time, at the right price.

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You sound like an actual book reviewer. :-)

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

believe it or not, I read quite a bit. most of it is trash science fiction stuff, but I would say that I have read on average about 10 books a year.

I am going to make this a habit. I have a couple of Bills related books lined up.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curious:

While not Sci-Fi (in my world, anyway), have you read String Theorist Brian Greene’s The Elegant Universe or The Fabric of the Cosmos? If not, they’re both packed with dense, wonderul information written like a writer – not a scientist.

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 16, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stick to Forgotten Realms.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

maybe more your style...

Pick up Seamus Heaney’s new translation of Beowulf, simply stunning work. Or if you haven’t read it: Grendel, by John Gardner is an amazing retelling.

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 16, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you should try some terry pratchett

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+100

Just finished the Sellswords, reading Canticle.

by Dyl on Jun 16, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If memory serves that is part of the Cleric Quintet. It is a good series, but Salvatore starts to get real stale shortly after this. I would recommend anything by Paul Kemp, Richard Lee Byers or Richard Baker In Forgotten Realms.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it, Eric. You seem like a smart guy.

I spend so much time reading news, magazines, and sports… I just don’t read other stuff. I did just get a copy of Dispatches from the Muchdog Gazette by Bill Kaufman about Batavia. Gonna read that this summer.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it

You can’t go out in public with no pants, and I am sure he counts the subtitles of porn movies as reading :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I am sure he counts the subtitles of porn movies as reading

Well who doesn’t count that?

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are subtitles?

Huh… never saw that….

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must have been looking elsewhere :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror...." – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 a year? That’s not a lot! Maybe it is, I don’t know.

I’ll get through about 25-30 a year, maybe more, but that’s mostly because I like to read on the subway. I like to throw a Bills book in there every now and then. Haven’t put the Tasker one in yet, though I do own it, and might just stick it by the can now.

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Subway...

When I visit NYC I love the subway for reading. I might even get a laptop and blog on the subway if it worked like that. Driving means you pay attention to the other cars, though.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading and an iPod make a 30-45 minute commute so much quicker

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That hour and a half a day is big for reading. When you have a little girl to take care of all day, 10 books a year is pretty good.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ain't that the truth

and I wouldn’t even know yet

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, when I worked in downtown Seattle, I would read and listen for the 30 minutes each way

It was perfect for destressing after a 12 hour shift at work and just meant I could do SOMETHING other than work.

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the numb legs reference. It’s funny when you get up from dropping a deuce and you have to lean on the wall until you can walk again. Thanks for being the first to share the experience. I can definitely relate.

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 16, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or you walk out of the bathroom and you are wlaking really funny and somebody looks at you like, man that MUST be bad!

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like you need to add more fiber to your diet.

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eric, nice review.

While we’re in the mood of adding reocurring features maybe Bills/football related book reviews should be added to the list. I like reading, just not a big fiction fan. So reviews of football related books would be a big plus for me.

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 16, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All ready reading the next one ;)

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What one?

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 16, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What and ruin the surprise?!!!?!!!

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

Actually, I’ve been contemplating picking one up, but if you’re currently reading it, I’ll wait till after your review. ;-)

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 16, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those who wish to know what is next

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recommend Game of My Life by Sal Maiorana

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I saw that one and was checking to see if any local libraries had it.

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 16, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Price

Canadians have been lobbying Chapters to give us the same price books as the US considering the pariety of our two currencies now. All to no avail. Boggles my mind

by mavadjdj on Jun 16, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Supply and demand

When more Canadians learn to read, they will be able to sell more books up there and lower the price :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha, excellent.

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 16, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is the cost of switching the “E” and the “R” around in words like Center that drives up the price.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!!! Well played. Were is CBF when you need him :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right here!

And for the record, it’s the US that needs to learn how to read an write. At least our written language is understoof by the rest of the worl, unlike that wakky way you americans right this stuff.

Oh, and for the record, at least our students read at their own grade level! ;-)

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 17, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!!
our written language is understoof by the rest of the worl,

comic gold :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror...." – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh... you know we love you CBF

How did you miss this Joe?

unlike that wakky way you americans right this stuff.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What???? Wakky is speddel whif due ks, write ;-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror...." – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 18, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, what he** happened. It’s almost like i was trying to make fun of myself there.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But hey, maybe you guys should just count yourselves lucky, Instead of writting in Canadian English, I could be writting in French.

Dans le fond c’est pas une mauvaise idée. Oui, je panse que je vais commncer à faire ça. Bonne chance pour trouver quelqu’un qui peut traduire!

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best part of that
Dans le fond c’est pas une mauvaise idée. Oui, je panse que je vais commncer à faire ça. Bonne chance pour trouver quelqu’un qui peut traduire!

is you could have claimed that Brian’s parents were never married and he would never know :-)

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror...." – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 19, 2009 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mais pourquoi dirais-je que Brian est un salaud? il écrit très bien et j’ai beaucoup de respect pour ses articles. Mais ses parents n’étaient jamais marrier.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!! I wonder if that will still be there in the morning ?

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror...." – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 19, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On va voir! (We’ll see!)

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, my parents have been married for 25 years. And I appreciate the legitimately respectful comments, CBF.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 19, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, you now french? Or did you just use google translate?

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a different scoring system in Scrabble in Canada?

Add an extra “a” to Anesthesia to get Anaesthesia
harbor becomes harbour

Basically you need more ink to print things too!

by freddyjj on Jun 16, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can spell about, either the traditional way or aboot. So you have more options.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok we never spell it aboot. That prenouciation comes from the Canadian meritime accent that you yanks like to make so much fun of.

Now go aboot your business, theres nothing to see here.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 17, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just saying that you could sound things out and maybe get away with it.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol I’ll call it the canadian way to spell things!

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t forget about(aboot-sireric) the “eh’s” at the end of every sentence, eh?

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 16, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh we do not put eh? at the end of every sentence. You guy, like, watch way too much Bob & Doug McKenzie, eh?

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 17, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did Canada get it's name?

OK guys… you only get to choose 6 letters to put in your name…. go.

Canadian Dude: How about a C, eh?
Country Name Guy: OK.
CD: Now N, eh.
CNG: Got it.
CD: D, eh.
CNG: OK. C-A-N-A-D-A. Looks good.
CD: But that was only three letters!
CNG: No givesies backsies. You chose six letters. C-A-N-A-D-A. That’s what you’re stuck with.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 18, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HaHa!

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 18, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would those Canucks have been trying to spell with C-N-D?!?! Ha!

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 19, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO, that was actually pretty good.

Although Canada was actually the Heron word for Village and the French explorers misstook it for the word for Nation, and thus Canada was born…. and I can just smell the french jokes coming.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I can just smell the french jokes coming.

Better than smelling the French coming.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 19, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reasons why I stay out of Quebec!

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 19, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I NEVER pay full price for anything if I can avoid it sireric

So I guess this will just have to wait till I can find it in the bargain bin at Barnes and Noble.

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 16, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That should be in about later October to early November.

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazon used books is great, but I like using my local library. Unfortunately the frickin thing is closed for renovations right now forcing me to take a 20 minute walk to the next one. Damn, I hate using my legs.

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Libraries!!!

Wow I forgot about those…

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love my local branch library, the only pity is that its so small that I basically have to request everything if I go through them

So that makes for some odd times around my birthday when I have books on my wishlist at Amazon and someone buys me one and I also have a request in at the library on the off chance no one buys it for me.

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O steve.

I can imagine what this book is like simply from listening to him announce our games. haha your right on with the “smartest, strongest, biggest” stuff. I guess I like steve because he was a good player for us, but outside that hes a horrible announcer and at times really makes me mad while watching games. all respect to him as a player but thats about it.

by csc06258 on Jun 16, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least with an editor all the player names were correct, unlike during a game he calls…

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has great knowledge of the game...

but that’s where the insight stops.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I voted No, but I rarely buy a book that is not a classic

Most other stuff can be found in the library.

Why does this quote remind me of what it is like to be a Bills fan?

" It is impossible for words….to describe…what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror….horror has a face….and you must make a friend of horror….horror and moral terror are your friends …..and if they are not, they are enemies to be feared". – Marlon Brando

by Joe P. on Jun 16, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More or less the same here. I only buy books I know I’m going to re-read or keep as reference, unless i can get it for really cheap.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m a bit of a hoarder and collector. I like to have a big book shelf full of books and look at it and say, “I’ve read most of that.” Gives me a sense of accomplishment.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the best thing about reading a book is each time you read it you can find new things or you see depths in the writing you haven’t noticed before. I must have read some of my books 20 – 30 times

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I read Green Eggs and Ham like 30 times.

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 16, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

…30 times…last night before my toddler went to bed.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 16, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most parents know Dr. Seuss by heart by the time their kids hit 5

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“If the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle, and the puddle’s in a bottle on a poodle eating noddles…” – that was from memory…AAAAGH!

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother can recite "The Sneetches and The Lorax" from memory as well

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 18, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sensing a Grinch/Bills parody coming:

“For 53 years I’ve put up with it now; we must stop this season from sucking…but how??”

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 18, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad idea for a future story...

The three words that best describe you are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 19, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Dick Jauron, why? Why are taking so many DBs? Why?”

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 19, 2009 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“And then the true meaning of winning came through, And Coach Dick found the strength of ten Dicks… plus two.”……oh wait, don’t mind that one….

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 19, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!

How about this? (switch in point of view)

“And he, he himself, Chris Kelsay, sacked the QB.”

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 19, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?,’ you can say, ’Sorry, got these sacks.

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brother, that is funny. Very funny.

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still laughing.

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow…sacks…that’s like almost a Canadian word. I don’t think I know anyone who says that in conversation. I’d say bag.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 16, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taskers book is £9.09 on amazon, that about $15

except ther is says it is by Joe Delamielleure!

Taskers book is £22.27 ($35) which is very expensive

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

except ther is says it is by Joe Delamielleure!

Different book. Joe D.’s Tales from the Buffalo Bills is on my list.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

19.99 is actually a really good price for a book

Most books like this usually go in the 20s or 30s range. I wouldn’t look for this to go into any bargain bin for a while.

by Dyl on Jun 16, 2009 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hard covers do run high, Amazon tends to have good prices on them after a while.

No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.

by sireric on Jun 16, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent review and good discussion.

I’m always looking for good book suggestions esp. for the summer doldrums. I, for one, don’t mind when people add their suggestions for good Summer reading material – both Bills/sports and non-sports related.

by Zumone on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m reading “A Few Seconds of Panic” by Stefan Fatsis right now. It’s pretty darn good and tough to put down. The writer was allowed to join the Broncos for a summer as a kicker and got a great look at the NFL locker room, the thoughts of the players and the pressure they all face. I recommend it.

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 16, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read an excerpt in SI I think...

it’s pretty neat how he responds to the locker room setting.

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that same excerpt. Haven’t gotten around to the book yet.

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME AWESOME book, I LOVED that thing

Perhaps the best written piece of journalism next to Paper Lion for participation writing about life in the NFL. He is no Plimpton, but it is still a finely crafted piece of work and his insights into the Broncos and especially the players like Cutler is amazing. Needless to say, after I finished that book back in Jan and the whole Cutler thing blew up? Not surprised at ALL by it…..

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that the U.S. dollar was worth less then the Canadian dollar

That was about 6 months ago. Our buck is worth about 94 cents american now. Apparently not having the US buy 70 of our exports hurts our economy.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 17, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There was talent on those teams, but...

Only a few of the Bills from that era would be considered “elite” players compared to their peers around the NFL. What really set those teams apart IMHO was the team-first mentality of the vast majority of them, and their belief in each other to get the job done. The team was (far and away) greater than the sum of the individual parts.

Get the Bills back to the big game!

by Blitz on Jun 18, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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