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Bills News and Notes 6/24

Last week, we started up a little summertime feature here at Buffalo Rumblings.  Caption contests are rather cliche when it comes to surfing the Interwebs, but hey - it's not like football fans have anything better to do this time of year.  We can discuss Brett Favre, if you... what's that? Stick with the caption contest? Agreed.

We've got a lovely AP photo of Terrell Owens for you to humor-ize this morning.  Have at it.  In the meantime, enjoy a few Bills-related articles you may have missed.  And don't forget to congratulate thatguy34 for winning over your insanely biased judge - me - as well as winning last week's caption contest with this beauty of an entry:

Dick Jauron: "I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday."

Well played, sir.  Well played.  Like I said - biased.  So if you're looking to win this week's caption contest, it's all about pop culture references of any kind.  If I get it (I'm a nerd, your chances are excellent), you've got a chance.

* The Bills have now surpassed 55,000 season ticket holders.  Way to hold up your end of the bargain, Bills fans.

* Rookie FS Jairus Byrd is anxious to get onto the practice field and apply his new knowledge.

* Some folks up north are upset that QB Trent Edwards graces the Rogers Centre, but no Toronto Argonaut shares the glory.

* SS Donte Whitner's case was pushed back to July 31; a plea deal is expected to be reached before then.

* Oh yeah - T.O. was on TV.

* Did I mention Terrell Owens is a Superstar?

* The AP reports that the Browns have acquired former Bills LB Blake Costanza.  No word on whether any of us have actually seen this kid play, or, far more importantly, whether or not he's related to GeorgeBlake Costanzo, however, will be sorely missed by this Bills fan.  Special.  Teams.  Demon.

* Nice article from Brownie on rookie TE Shawn Nelson's adjusting to the pro game.

* Matt linked to this article last week, but it's worth re-linking: Tim Graham interviews Ted Marchibroda re: Buffalo's brand new no huddle offense.

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“Don’t worry, I’ve got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Jauron, this is not my Batman hat”

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 24, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Early favorites. Not just because they were posted first.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Ok….so who’s the wise guy who put crazy glue on my gloves?”

by dragonwag0n on Jun 24, 2009 1:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… This team actually lets other wide receivers catch the ball?!?”

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Ha, i wont drop this one!”

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 2:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well done sir

by PWilliams on Jun 24, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Hey, this new deodorant smells great!”

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 2:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“What do you mean I sit out a quarter for every ball I drop?”

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, Yoda, wait up…I keep trying to use the Force, but how do I get the ball to float into my hands when we keep handing it off to the running backs?!?

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 6:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, Star Wars references get you a LONG way.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Listen Dick, there is no possible way that you are my father, so lay off, OK?!”

“Doooode, she would rather kiss a wookie!! You just got owned!!”

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!!
"Listen Dick, there is no possible way that you are my father, so lay off, OK?!"

You get my vote. I wondered how Dick thought he was going to control T.O.

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute, who let Joanna Krupa into practice? You mean to tell me i’m her boyfriend?!

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 24, 2009 7:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Owens is told that he is not allowed time off to watch Manchester United!

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 7:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh….I think I’ve got a turtle head pokin’ out here.

by Buffalo Mo on Jun 24, 2009 8:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

L.O.L.!

Tennessee WILL beat Georgia on the way to 9+ wins in '09!!!

by VolBrian on Jun 24, 2009 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew I shouldn't have broken up with her until after we taped the show.

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 8:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As the drugs finally start to wear off, “I signed with the Bills???”

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 8:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

You get my vote Joe…And not just because I can’t keep my eyes off your avatar!!

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks....only one more day to go before the big premier :-)

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just read a couple of different reviews…So far, it looks like Megan is the real reason to see it…But, hey, what do critics know…It’s summer movie entertainment, and was never “going for an Oscar” material…

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Essentially...

great special effects, stuff blows up, Megan Fox…

Why not see it?

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not see it?


I’ve got a free movie pass, but have to wait 12 days from the opening night to use it…You can bet I’ll be seeing this in two weeks…

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly......and I have turned off more than one Oscar winning piece of boring crap :-)

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh you mean those artzy fartzy emotional movies where you fall asleep 15 minutes in and then want your money back? Yeah, I hate those too.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

And the ones that pound you over the head with their “agenda”.

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well some of the “agenda” ones are actually pretty good… but most are boring as all f***.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I have an agenda myself, but I can't write about it here since this is a family website

:-P

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it came out Tuesday?

~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."

by Kurupt on Jun 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IDK, but I’m going to see it tonight.

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love it! My favorite one yet.

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donte, when I agreed to help you with your reenactment, I didn’t know you were going to use a real taser!!!!

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 8:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does the guy in the Buffalo Rumblings shirt keep calling me his “Padowan”?

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 8:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Wait. What happens after the bomb went off? I have to wait how long until next season?”

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 8:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ the last two. You guys know me too well.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Marshawn Lynch: " Put my hands behind my head? This offseason workout you’re doing doesn’t make any sense to me."

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 8:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“So, who really won the Iranian election?”

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 8:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“How does that cheerleader bend that way?”

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film

by J2 on Jun 24, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Why did they pick Jimmy Fallon?”

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Simon says touch your knees. Touch your head. “Damn, I’m out.”

by Buffalonian on Jun 24, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“I’m squeezing my head so it won’t get so big when I’m thinking of me”

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film

by J2 on Jun 24, 2009 9:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Wait…My sunglasses were here a minute ago, and I really need to cry…”

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 9:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"....is North America and America the same thing?...o well"

"Hold ya chin up...nuh nuh nuh...gone"
-Marshawn Lynch-

by billsoferie on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pondering his first comments as a Bill.

"Hold ya chin up...nuh nuh nuh...gone"
-Marshawn Lynch-

by billsoferie on Jun 24, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god…that is the worst case of plummers crack ever…McCargo pull up your pants… for the love of Pete.

by Buffalo Mo on Jun 24, 2009 9:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

“You mean we have to watch the remakes of Star Wars 4, 5, and 6…IF I drop the ball?! Have some compassion coach!”

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 24, 2009 10:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Duff’s or Anchor Bar? I…I….I just can’t decide!

by BuffaloBrewed on Jun 24, 2009 10:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Duffs please.

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto. Duffs.

by krytime on Jun 24, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

T.O. – But how will I know the good behavior from the bad?

Jauron – You will know……when you calm, at peace, passive, not yelling at your QB or coaches, handing the ball to the officials after you score a TD, not saying stupid things to the media.

T.O. – No…..It can’t be……that is impossible!!!!!

Jauron – Search your feeling, you know it to be true.

T.O. – NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (cut to Sharpie falling from his hand and hitting the turf)

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have a new leader.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid cleaverly places pop culture refrences taking away all the glory!

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Self depricating I know, but...

“What the hell is going on here? This is an NFL team?

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film

by J2 on Jun 24, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know it hurt me to even type it.

:-)

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you should yank your own comment – hahaha j/k

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film

by J2 on Jun 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“…oh my god I kidnapped a kid. Where’s my agent”
- “I’m here TO”
“Go in there, pay him for his pizza, and tip him nicely”

by TimEllis on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's just a cheap Office reference, tim.

:-)

I appreciate it, though.

Playing Realistic Optimist at Buffalo Rumblings since 2008. Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it’s an excellent Office reference. And those are still allowed.

This one’s top five thus far. Love that episode.

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great episode...

what’s not to love?

Last night on TBS caught the Dundies… Still haven’t been able to think of a line from that to use here, though.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Did I just shart?”

Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film

by J2 on Jun 24, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(Addressing the team as he does the Ravishing Rick Rude hip swivel) "That’s right. That’s what I bring to the table, in case you somehow forgot."

by S2 on Jun 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ow Ow Ow Ow. Hold on, hold on. Brain freeze. I KNEW I shouldn’t have chugged that Slurpee.

by TimEllis on Jun 24, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“Ugh…Langston, put your shirt back on man.”

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 24, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“C-Mack…you did what?! And you got away with it?!? That’s filthy man.”

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"We have to stay late?"

“What am I gonna do if Dave & Busters closes early?!”

"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"

by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 24, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes…voices that scream, over and over again: “Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?”

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 24, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Turk: Trent’s had a hell of a day and even worse week. I think we’re gonna have to run the ball the entire game.
Dick: Whoa. Whoa. Why do you gotta use the “r” word in front of the TO? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs.”
(To T.O.) Can ya earmuff it for me Terrell?
(To Turk)…and you can say “Marshawn, Freddy, Rhodes”…whatever you want.
Alex Van Pelt: Xavier. Hall.
Dick: Okay, I’m just trying to make a point, Alex. You don’t have to celebrate it.

If the glove don’t fit, it couldn’t be Whit...

by thatguy34 on Jun 24, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

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by Brian Galliford on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL!!! Fantastic!

by CanadianBillsFan on Jun 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is the winner.

I challenge anyone to make me laugh harder than that. Nice old school Old School reference.

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How does that village people song go again?

by Stew002 on Jun 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

....must think cult americana......

Jauron:- Terrell, i want you to play DE instead of Kelsay.
TO:- Surely you’re not serious!
Jauron:- I am serious, and dont call me Shirly!

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jauron: “B, 5.”
TO: “You sank my Battleship!”

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's quality stuff...

Maybe this is what Tom Curran was talking about the other day…

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by MattRichWarren on Jun 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Hey man, I just got a endorsement deal with Excedrin. I need to rehearse.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8c2pYBmLxE

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

I almost did an Excedrin spoof as well, but opted for the Force instead…

I love me some DB's...I might just be Dick Jauron's long lost twin!

by DBLuv on Jun 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Buffalo Bill Cody is from Iowa!……..Why are we the…?……I just don’t get it.

It's just a game.

by jj24 on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My flight to the Pro-Bowl is booked on Oceanic Airlines? No thanks, I’ll pass.

I'll donate $1 to help Mary Wilson pay the estate tax...who's with me?!?

by O.J. Is My Bodyguard on Jun 24, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“France. I am from France.”

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jun 24, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

This has got to be the winner!

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“We play the Patriots twice?! Man, I picked the wrong season to join Buffalo.”

by Zumone on Jun 24, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“OH MY GOD. The Stig took his helmet off!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Football. Bloody Hell!!

by gregeng on Jun 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Think Simpsons.

“Me dropped the ball? That’s unpossible!”

"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987

by thefourwinds on Jun 24, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm

Terrel- “I’m a little tea-pot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout”
DJ- "Um…. T.O. your just doing the flashdance dance, that ain’t “I’m a little teapot”"

or

Terrel- “Whoa coach, you said we would be working like lumberjacks today, so I brought my yard gloves, bought a chain saw and have some flannel back in my ride and you meant we would just be hitting the weights hard? Not cool man, not cool, I was all set to make a tree fall on one of the RBs so I would get more balls tossed my way….”

(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T

-textsfromlastnight.com

by WABillsfan on Jun 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

“my trainer just did my nails, so i’ve gotta wear these gloves to protect them during practice”

by the_prophet on Jun 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

T.O. – “Wow, I didn’t know they were this bad. What did I get myself into?”

by NJBillsfan on Jun 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoooooo…….I thought the Genny Creamer Screamers where a myth.

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL! I can’t believe someone actually brought up Genny Creamer Screamers!

Rec’d Joe.

Delightfully Ignoring The Truth since 1995.

by NeverendingOptimism on Jun 25, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

That comment was born from experience :-)

The Prayer of Pass Rush - Hail Maybin, blessed with a quick first step, Bruce is with thee; most reverenced art thou among DEs in the AFC, and blessed be the fruit of thy pass rush. Holy Lord, Father of the swim move, we pray for our QB hurries to be numerous and our sacks to be plentiful. Be with us in Victory and at the hour of our Defeat. Amen.

by Joe P. on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caption Contest

Oh damn why is Joanna Krupa here?

by d12welve on Jun 25, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG!!!! What a nightmare!

It was so real, the Bills traded me to the Lions.

Why do today, when it can wait til tomorrow; the games on!

by UtahBillsFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TO: "Yo, Marshawn!

You can have the ball, I was just kidding!

Just get that SUV off the field, man!"

Get the Bills back to the big game!

by Blitz on Jun 26, 2009 11:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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