Buffalo Bills eBay items of the week
by Kurupt on Jun 29, 2009 3:29 AM EDT
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Ed. Note, by Brian Galliford: Bumped from the FanPosts for sheer comedic value. We knew one of these days that Kurupt's insomnia would come in handy. End Note
I can't sleep. What else is new. I was perusing eBay earlier when I decided to check out the prices for Bills/Jets tickets. Instead, I lost interest in that pursuit when I started seeing some real gems up for sale. Head on in past the jump for some of the best and worst Buffalo Bills eBay items.
- A gorgeous Gregg Williams bobblehead. Nothing says "I suck" better than a limited edition bobblehead utilizing a sweater vest. Somebody decided making 3,000 of these bad boys with a 'Legends of "The Field"' inscription on the bottom was a good idea? Oh, did I mention... it's autographed!
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- A stunning handmade Buffalo Bills tissue box cover! I never thought my tissue box needed to be protected from the cold and elements, but I'm thankful this product is available to fill those needs.
These make great gifts for Xmas, Birthday, Secret Sister, Dad, Brother, Brother-in-law, friends, etc. for those who have everything.
Tissues are not included (to keep shipping costs low).
Don't know what a Secret Sister is, but I'm glad I can turn to this gift in a time of need. And if you have everything but this, I think you need to re-evalute things a bit. I would have considered buying this if the tissues were included. Cheap bastards.
- A JP Losman autographed Upper Deck Artifacts Card. Might be a bit overpriced, though.
- A Buffalo Bills Super Bowl XXVII Champs T-Shirt....I think. It's a little tough to tell if this is an AFC Championship shirt, or a Super Bowl Champs t-shirt, though I'm guessing it's the former. If not, that would be excellent! Oh, how sweet it could have been.
- A talking BBQ fork telling me about the final seconds of the Comeback Game. Saaa-weet! I've always wanted some conversation while bbq-ing alone.
- A Ruben Brown Used Pro Bowl jersey card. From Bazooka too! Even though good, old Ruben didn't really earn his trip to Hawaii that year, or most years, but he is forever memorialized with this beauty.
- Sticking with the Pro Bowl theme, an Aaron Schobel Pro Bowl jersey. I never understood the appeal of wearing a Pro Bowl jersey of your favorite player. How does the average person have any idea who the player is or plays for with something like this, unless they have actual knowledge of the player?
- Nothing points out your support of your favorite team better than 10 sets of Bills fingernail tattoos (ba-dum-cha). Tacky? Yes. Gross? Probably. Insane? You bet!
- Now this one is truly sweet. A 1947-1949 Buffalo Bills All American Football Conference Pennant. Any of you serious Bills memorabilia collectors out there should really go after this one.
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41 Buffalo Bills football cards. Losman! Parrish! Shaud Williams! I wish I could understand why someone would put Losman and Parrish in the item description.
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100 Buffalo Bills cards, mostly rookies. I don't know about you guys, but I've been searching for that elusive John Kidd rookie card for years. I might finally be able to sleep again! I wonder if those OJ cards are worth anything?
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A Bills shower curtain. My girlfriend would murder me if I put this up in the bathroom. Might be worth it!
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A handmade Buffalo Bills stethoscope cover! Do doctors cover their stethoscopes? Would any of them be caught with one that looks like this?
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A Doug Flutie Power Camp T-Shirt. Another fantastic item. Does anybody know what the Doug Flutie Power Camp was? Why was Doug Flutie the athlete of choice? He doesn't strike me as the most powerful player to even don a Bills jersey. "I felt the power!" Haha.
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- An Eric Moulds autographed #8. Yes, just a number 8. I don't really know what the point of getting the number eight signed was, but then again I've never owned a solo #8 like that. Maybe I would desire to get mine signed if it sat lonely on a shelf gathering dust.
- Best eBay item ever!
- Flutie Flakes, Kelly Krunch and Bledsoe Frosted Flakes boxes of cereal. A couple were never opened! I'm hungry for a 10 year old box of Flutie Flakes, are you? I never knew Jimbo had a cereal and definitely never thought Bledsoe would. Couldn't they have come up with something a little more creative to call the Bledsoe one? Did any other players have any boxes of cereal?
- Another Gregg Williams bobblehead!! If you lose out on the autographed one, you might want to settle for this gem. Seriously, who buys this stuff?!?! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
- Creepy...
- A quick glimpse back into my childhood.
- My birthday is in November. Gifts will be accepted in place of pleasantries. Hint, hint...
- Best Christmas decoration for 2009.
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OJ Simpson 7-11 cup. I wish that was a t-shirt.
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OJ Simpson Meets the Dingo Kid. What is this?
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A Jonathan Linton game used jersey card. Card companies will really turn any player's used jersey into a card, won't they?
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A bendable Jim Kelly action figure! Weird.
I'm sure there are many more treasures out there, but now I am tired. Anybody find any more great Bills items???
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I think I’ll put the TO face on my daughter’s window so she’ll never leave the house/ And as a second, it will deter burglars.
The Bills CAN win any game
by killascript on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a unopened box of Flutie Flakes, I will sell it for $80 bucks too if anybody wants it.
No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.
by sireric on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have an unopened box of Flutie Flakes that was autographed by Doug himself. I won it in a raffle…I don’t plan on ever selling it.
I'll donate $1 to help Mary Wilson pay the estate tax...who's with me?!?
by O.J. Is My Bodyguard on Jun 29, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up with the pants Kelsay has on in that photo?
Seems bushleague.
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 29, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That photo cracked me up too, but for a different reason. Note they didn’t choose a photo when he was sacking or even harrassing a QB. He’s not even beating the blocker, but rather being blocked. Great choice of photos! At least they didn’t choose one in which he’s overpursuing a misdirection play.
"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987
by thefourwinds on Jun 29, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I picked up on that too, but think of it this way:
I couldn’t think of a more perfect picture to remind me of how Kelsay played the game and therefore as a memento it’s great.
by pasaluki on Jun 29, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right! A memento…maybe to line your wastebasket?
"I know I'm a true receiver..." Roscoe Parrish, Buffalo Bills - May 2009
"In my heart, I know I'm funny." Lt Steven Hauk, Good Morning Vietnam - 1987
by thefourwinds on Jun 29, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the dartboard would be better
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Jun 29, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pennant is awesome!!!!
Zubaz pants!!!!!!!!!! Hey why’d they call them vintage?
Umm…. who wrote that description of the Jim Kelly doll?
HE LED THE BILLS TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIPS IN 1990-1991 AND TOOK THEM TO TWO SUPERBOWLS.
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by MattRichWarren on Jun 29, 2009 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Zubaz pants!!!!!!!!!! Hey why’d they call them vintage?
Right – vintage implies it was worth something new.
Umm…. who wrote that description of the Jim Kelly doll
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Heh – probably someone who sells beanie baby dolls for a living.
I think that Schobel Jersey is cool – but $23 in shipping?! It’s a jersey and weighs nothing.
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 29, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must say, the Mr. Potatoe Head is actually intriguing to me, I mean I could actually see myself buying that
The Dingo Boots thing is just like O.J’s “Juicemobiles” deal with an atheltic footware company. Juice used to sell ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING if he could get a buck from it. Back in the old days Dingo had lots of semi-famous people sell their footware in the backs of comics.
Of course, here is an even better OJ-Dingo ad, and OJ is even sporting a thrid leg (get your minds out of the gutter you bums!).
Joe Namath also shilled for Dingo as well, you can see it in its glory right here
I must admit the tissue box cover being in the shape of a couch is indeed a thrilling possible gift, but sadly I will never be a Secret Sister I am indeed deeply saddened by this fact….
As it stands though I will indeed get you the Kelsay photo K if it is still available sometime around your birthday, but I fear the Kelsay may purchase it to keep it from your nefarious clutches….
(443): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS S#!T
-textsfromlastnight.com
by WABillsfan on Jun 29, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mr. Potato Head would be perfect at the office…if you work somewhere fun.
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 29, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually thought about buying it, if it was less than ten dollars. it’d be kind of a fun thing to have on my desk.
he’s a lefty, though. the bills have never had a lefty QB in their entire history (at least, in the NFL, didn’t find any stats on lefties in the AFL).
also, comment #200! hooray!
by the_prophet on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does OJ have 3 legs in that ad?
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Jun 29, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a hard time seeing the couch-shaped tissue cover being a Secret Sister gift.
Sweet home Orchard Park.
by thurman on Jun 29, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or there's this:
"It's not delivery, it's DiGiorgio!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Jun 29, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, the gnome wasn’t appealing enough to me.
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Jun 29, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is, and as such it needs more then 3 recs.
No night spent pantsless is a wasted night.
by sireric on Jun 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call. I think my favorite part is that K calls the Williams bobblehead “gorgeous” as if he is a real estate agent trying to make a sale or something.
by kaisertown on Jun 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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