"Asking about an offensive lineman’s weight is like asking a woman’s age."
almost 3 years ago
Brian Galliford
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So what does that mean......they lie about it????
"I BET YOU IF WE PUT A 12 DOZEN GLAZE DONUTS AT THE OTHER END ON KICK RETURN JAIME DUKES WILL BE OUR NUM # 1 RETURNER …… HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES DUKE APPLE PIE PUNKEN EATER DWINKE SMASHER DING DONG FLABER" - abayarde
I don't know about anyone else
But I don’t care how much Walker weighs as long as he does his job well.
I hope he has been doing reaction training
he needs to be quick
"Hold ya chin up...nuh nuh nuh...gone"
-Marshawn Lynch-
….Or her weight
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Aug 5, 2009 10:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that will get you killed :-)
"I BET YOU IF WE PUT A 12 DOZEN GLAZE DONUTS AT THE OTHER END ON KICK RETURN JAIME DUKES WILL BE OUR NUM # 1 RETURNER …… HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES DUKE APPLE PIE PUNKEN EATER DWINKE SMASHER DING DONG FLABER" - abayarde
Or at the very least youy’ll lose an arm. Better just file it in the “do these pants make my butt look fat?” Folder and never discuss it with the gf/wife.
Captain of the "Promote Bob Sanders to Deffensive Coordinator" band wagon.
by CanadianBillsFan on Aug 6, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah they flip out over asking they’re age, what’s even worse if you try to guess they’re weight, you think Langston’s sensitive about his weight, if you ever guess over on you’re lady
Did I mention the tank is a tank?
woops hit the post early
if you ever guess over on you’re lady prepare for the nastiest b!tch slap across your face
Did I mention the tank is a tank?
Just too sensitive.
I hope he doesn’t ask the guys in the locker room – “Does my butt look big in this uniform”. Ha!
Easy way to take care of his snacks for each game.
Captain of the "Promote Bob Sanders to Deffensive Coordinator" band wagon.
by CanadianBillsFan on Aug 6, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Feeling a little consciencious about your weight there Langston?
Captain of the "Promote Bob Sanders to Deffensive Coordinator" band wagon.
by CanadianBillsFan on Aug 6, 2009 3:15 AM EDT reply actions

































