Bills do it backwards again

Ralph liked his Mullet. That is why he was hired.

:-)

I’ll wait for my text at 6:00 in the morning like when they made that deal with Verizon a few years back…all kidding aside, unless Buffalo truly has the majority of their staff hired by now and they’re just waiting to introduce them to the media together, this is a terrible start. To hire an unemployed coach who was on nobody’s radar two months after firing your head coach and for him not to have a real idea of what type of defense he wants to run and who he wants to run it would rightfully raise eyebrows coming from a franchise that has tripped over its feet for a decade.

   Some fans have expressed hesitation about the concessions stands’ change.

When asked about the reasoning for the switch, Brandon said,"Fans are not drinking enough of it on their own….“

   A look at the recent polls at Buffalo Stumblings, a popular web-blog for Bills fans, shows a contrasting view, from the fan’s perspective. One poll asked, ’Do you think the Bills fan base as a whole consumes adequate KoolAid?” The overwhelming result favored ‘Yes, Kickin’ Kiwi’ over ‘No.’ Another asked ‘Are you happy to drink whatever Buddy wants you to?’ While there was no clear trend, many favored either ‘Aw, shucks yeah!;’ or ‘No, I have much better “KoolAid” out in the parking lot;’ or ‘No, I’ll have whatever the water boy is having.’

   In a related story, another poll asked, ‘Do you think all Bills fans are fools?’ Ninety-one percent responded ‘Why are you posting here and trying to waste our time? Say that crap to my face, and we’ll talk.’ Clearly, being yanked around is more than this fan base is capable of right now.

from the initial post to the comments that followed…very funny guys

Is the waterboy teaching us how to drink water now? I’m concerned about hydration!

I’m not sure about this comment. It is either a really good attempt at humor that is so good you can’t tell there is sarcasm at all, or you just read the headline and not the post itself.

Is the new water going to be available to the public, and if so, for how much?

Whatever brand the bills decide to use, bottles of it will be available at all concession stands for the low price of $8 for a 12 ounce bottle.

How big is the new water boy? I’m sick and tired of our previous water boys being so small and seemingly getting pushed around when it’s really hot and people are thirsty.

Word is the Johnson has bulked up a bit as of late, but that could be just a rumor, we are waiting for conformation from Johnson on this.

I know you say they just signed him, but might it be time to give him an extension already? You probably won’t get him cheaper than now, especially once a few two-a-days come around. I’m thinking four years at about seven thousand a year?

As per Bills policy terms of his current deal were not disclosed, but I know that you are always think ahead in these matters. I think we have to give him a year and see how he pours.

Is this a sign of a move to a new uni?

No. We are going to be stuck with these Godawful uniforms for a while I am afraid.

Is he going to use ice cubes, or keep it simple and just use the water? I’m a fan of the KISS method, but the Jerry Jones’ of the NFL might want him to use cubes, only because you could then sell the naming rights to someone for the ice cube tray itself. In a small market, every penny counts.

I think that ice cubes shaped like the logo for Cellino & Barnes would be a big hit.

How is he going to scheme serve the new water? Plastic bottles, or cups? If it’s the bottles, do the players get to keep the caps, or do they have to be turned in? If it’s cups, is it the classic red or blue cups we’re familiar with from college?

I’m thinking cups, but that is still as of yet undecided.

And if it’s bottles, is the team exempt from the new 5 cent deposit on bottled water as a form of corporate welfare?

This is the sticking point between cups and bottles. the Bills could save a ton if they just went to bottles and got the deposit….