Meddling Ralph has his say yet again. Today the Bills announce that they have hired a new water boy. Jeremiah Johnson was hired today to be the next official water boy for the Buffalo Bills. This move is a head-scratcher considering the Bills don't have an official water yet. The Bills old contract with Dasani just ran out and it was assumed that the Bills would seek out other options with both Aquafina and Fiji being considered the front runners. Johnson (26) has no experience with any of the three water companies.
"I feel I am a pretty resourceful guy", said Johnson, "certain waters pour differently but I think that is what training camp is for. I think once the regular season starts I should be in full swing."
It is highly irregular to hire a water boy before you choose an official water. Here is a snippet form a recent post by Mike Florio at PFT :
An unnamed league official tells PFT that this is just another example of team owner Ralph Wilson meddling in the teams affairs. " That crazy old man likes this Johnson kid for some strange reason. Who does this stuff? Only in Buffalo"
This is just more proof that there is some plain craziness going on at
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