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The Ballad of Wade Phillips

There once was a team called the Bills,
Who provided their fan base with thrills,
But Coach Wade did his duty,
By replacing Doug Flutie,
Now the Bills are still ill from that chill.

But Wade Phillips was not yet quite through,
What team could he possibly screw?
When he heard all that noise,
Of those remarkable "boys",
He knew exactly what he needed to do.

Now the Bills have a goose egg for wins,
Still paying for Mr. Wades sins,
But those Boys, one and seven,
Aren't exactly in heaven,
As early favorites for a Super Bowl win.

Jerry Jones could no longer invest,
In his experimental Wade Phillips test,
So farewell son of Bum,
Time to go twiddle your thumb,
Til another great team needs a rest.

So where will Wade Phillips go next?
What organization will get hexed?
Will Chan crash and burn,
And ol' Wade return?
Or will New England be the next team perplexed?

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.

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