Hey I’m sending out an APB in search of Abayarde as we haven’t heard from him since November 7th.
Here are my Top Ten reasons why I need to hear from him:
10. I have a mild case of the winter doldrums and Winter officially started 12/21- crap. I need some Miami Heat to thaw it out.
9. I’d like to know how his new papoose is doing and how he did in his bike race in Orlando.
8. I’d like to hear how he ragged on his fellow Miami surgeons after the Bills won last Sunday.
7. I need some additions to my vocabulary list ex. Whatagatapitusberry. Just so I can say, “What did he say?”
6. I need to laugh.
5. I need to cry.
4. I need to laugh until I cry.
3. I need to hear if our Buffalo Crusher Godzilla Nation Whagon Blaster Master is still leading us into the den of the evildoers.
2. I need a non-sensical insane upbeat passionate MoTivaTioAL comment on HOW our Beloved Bills are GOING TO crush the NE PATS. So I can run through a brick wall.
The Number One reason that I need to hear from Abayarde is after the jump:
I need a fresh new quote for my sig. BUYAAA
Feel free to add your own Top Ten