As my Blackberry vibrated and then completed a "beep-dunk" noise a little rush of excitement came over me...  First I had to determine if the text message was from my bed-riden wife (on bedrest with twins) asking to bring home some food concoction after work or from BuffaloBills.com with some BREAKING News.  Note: I am old (33 years and change), my friends do not "text", therefore these were the only two possibilities.

I unlocked the Blackberry to determine it was in fact a Bills Text Update!  What was it?  Was Lynch traded?  Was some great FA signed?  Some other fascinating news??!?!?!

Bills Text Update

April 14, 2010 2:24:42 PM

The complete NFL schedule will be unveiled on Buffalobills.com on Tuesday, April 20 at 7:00 PM ET.

Txt STOP 2 quit

I am seriously considering "Txt STOP 2 quit"!  The fact the Bills have done very little this offseason is frustrating me, and to further pound salt into my wounds by these worthless text messages is getting old...

Here is a recent list:

April 12 - Announced scrub FA signing of RB Rodney Ferguson

April 8 - Announced the inevitable fact that Schouman accepted his tender.

April 7 - Announced scrub FA signing Walter Mendhenhall.

March 31 - Announced the preseason opponents.

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Buffalobills.com... If you don't have anything good to report...

I am sure glad I don't pay for texts!