Says that doing so would be an ESPN story in 30 minutes. If theres such a thing as a backhanded non insult, I think that might be it. He's reportedly (via Terrell Owens) now less of a media whore than LeBron. At least Owens waited until the twilight of his career to disappoint a losing rust belt city. And instead of the long term relationship that Cleveland is heartbroken over, our's was a one night stand. With a cougar.