Buffalo Bills 2000s Worst-Decade Team - Worst Free Agent Signing Selection
About a four months ago MattRichWarren presented us with his Buffalo Bills 2000s All-Decade Team series. And for about a month we voted on a series of poles to determine who was worthy of being on that team. But more often than not we also ended up complaining over the limited sometimes horrible talent that we had to pick from for any given position. So it was about at the TE position that I thought "hey why don't we also vote on the worst players that played for this team over the last decade?" And so here we are.
Now just like MattRichWarren's series I have a few criteria for players to be eligible for this team. They had to have played in at least a full season's worth of games in this decade to be eligible. Starting is not requirement, but you do have to have played significant amounts of snaps in those games. That means that, for example, the Bills 3rd receiver might make the list, but a 4th or 5th stringer wont be considered. That means that we wont end up voting for 7th rounders that ended up playing 2 snaps. These are going to be real players that played real roles on this team over the last ten years. And just because a player ended up on the All-Decade team does not mean that you can't also be on the worst-decade team.
There's no denying that the lack of quality play over the last decade has hindered the bills' ability to sign good free agents to good contracts. More often than not we had to settle for a second or third tier player for first tier prices. And again, more often than not, that resulted in disastrous play on the part of those players. What I present to you here are what i consider the worst 4 free agent signings by the Bills over the last decade. Is it a coincidence that 3 of the 4 had something to do with the offensive line? I somehow doubt it. Here goes.
Eddie Robinson (OLB, 2002)
The Bills signed this seasoned vet (to put it kindly) before the start of the 2002 season in the hopes the he could bring stability to the starting LB corps in Buffalo. They got the starting part right, as he started 15 of 16 games that season, but the stability just wasn't there. The Bills failed to realize that his decreasing production with the Titans over the previous 2 seasons wasn't just because of his situation with the team. It was because he was getting old. Robinson had no business being in the NFL in 2002, and plays like this prove it.
Robinson mercifully retired after the end of the 2002 season.
Melvin Fowler (C, 2006-2008)
A good example of overpaying for the player, the Bills signed the former Browns and Vikings backup to a 3 year, $7.2M deal shortly after Trey Teague retired at the end of the 2005 season. He was signed to be the Bills long term starter at the position, but lost his starting job to (of all people) Duke Preston in 2008. He was simply awful as a run blocker and mediocre at best as a pass blocker. I for one was very happy when the Bills dumped him at the end of the 2008 season.
Robert Royal (TE, 2006-2008)
A better example of overpaying for a player, The Bills signed this perennial backup away from the Redskins in 2006 to a 5 year, $10M contract. The idea was to use this blocking TE to replace Mark Campbell ( player that almost made this list). In my opinion he neither blocked nor replaced Campbell with any efficiancy. The man probably dropped more balls than he caught in a Bills uniform, and while he was a blocker first, when Derek Fin can out catch you, you know your horrible. The Bills cut him after the 2008 season, 3 years into his five year contract, and 2 years too late in my opinion.
Derrick Dockery (LG, 2007-2008)
The mother of all over payments, the Bills signed Dock to a 7 year, $49M, $18.5M guaranteed, $13M signing bonus contract on the opening of free agency in 2007. His job was to make young LT Jason Peters look good by letting him concentrate on his own position. Instead he made Peters look good by making him cover two spots on the O-Line. Dockery just plain sucked at pass coverage, and while being a good run blocker, his abilities never came near what a player of his salary bracket should achieve on the field. The bills dumped him two seasons into his contract and replaced him by drafting Andy Levitre in the second round. And even though we've only seen Levitre play in 1 season of football, it's safe to say that Andy has done more for the Bills line in one season than Dockery did in two.
So there you have it, the 4 worst free agent signings of the decade. All 4 of these guys made me blow chunks while they were here and I couldn't be happier that they are gone!
If you disagree with these guys, by all means voice your opinion in the comments.
Previous instalments: QB, RB, FB, WR1, WR2, TE, OT1, OT2, OG1, OG2, C, STs, DT1, DT2, DE1, DE2, OLB1, OLB2, MLB, CB1, CB2, FS, SS, Returner, HC, WHCM, WHOM
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Another point of interest that I forgot in the article...
All but the Robinson signing were also done by GM Marv Levy.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Aug 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
Question is....
Did Levy make even one good FA signing?!?!
Was Andre Davis or Kiwaukee Thomas his best signing? Anthony Thomas? GROSS! Man, Levy was the worst.
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
Fred Jackson has to be his best signing.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Robert Royal.
I still hate the fact he was our starting TE. He was horrible. And Ill never forgive him for that nonchalant catch vs Tennessee…
Where else would you rather be?
Amen
it wasn’t even a difficult situation. He just had to drag the toe, and we’re still in the playoff race!
Absolutely.
He didnt even have to move. If he just put his foot down thats a TD and we most likely win that game. Got that ticked me off. I remember many expletives leaving my mouth after that play. Ugh… that was so stupid.
Where else would you rather be?
Fowler
Lord god he was bad. Like historically bad. (It was weird because he wasn’t horrible in Minnesota.) And what was worse was apparently the Bills we’re ok with that.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
For the love of God man! Stop the pain! Stop the pain!
If this was January I would almost want to fly to Alaska, rent a cabin, and sit out on the front porch in -30 weather (getcha sum of that! Been there) in a rocking chair……… and let it all fade away.
But THIS is the new regime!
ALL HAIL THE BILLS!
"Adversity is an opportunity for heroism." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Aug 31, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
LOL only a few more left, then I’l be done ;-)
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Aug 31, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
These are great CBF. Thanks for the awesome work.
BTW, voted for Dockery. Not even a question.
2010 Bills' truth in advertising: "Look out Cleveland, this year we score 6!" - bluecollarbuffalo
by thefourwinds on Aug 31, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you……… don’t think I can take too much more.
:-}
"Adversity is an opportunity for heroism." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Aug 31, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
All terrible.
So I went with the most expensive of the terrible, one Derrick Dockery. What a waste of money.
"...and dance by the light of the moon!"
It is between Fowler and Dockery...I'm not sure there is a wrong answer
I am voting for Fowler because he actually lost his job to Duke Preston……pathetic!!!!!!
If all the stars align, pigs learn to fly, humanity achieves world peace, doctors discover a cure for cancer, scientists perfect cold fusion, and hell freezes over, the Bills might win the SB this year.
ya – I didn’t bring money into my decision. I went with the worst player – so I picked Fowler
I'm not sure we have the tools or the talent....
by J2 on Sep 1, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I went with the combination of the signing and the player. So while Fowler was worst, he wasn’t signed to $49M either. So I went with Dock.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
This was my reasoning also – didn’t ask for worst player – but worst signing. The money has to factor into it.
2010 Bills' truth in advertising: "Look out Cleveland, this year we score 6!" - bluecollarbuffalo
by thefourwinds on Sep 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Worst player comes later on. Then we can have a real free for all… although I only see it as a 2 man race.
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by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually make it a 3 man race.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I also think there should be a “which bill do you hate the most” poll, so that we can have an unscientific, gut-reaction poll about who was everybody’s least favorite player.
by Dr. Brackish Okun on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow you guys just don't want this series to end do you? lol
Although that’s actually not a bad idea though. Tell you what, e-mail me with the list of players that you’d include in that poll and I’ll see if I can squeeze it in.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Please make it stop.
:-}
"Adversity is an opportunity for heroism." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Sep 1, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, not quite yet.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s cathartic. You gotta get all the disappointment and frustration out of your system before you can move on to the next (hopefully prosperous) decade.
by Dr. Brackish Okun on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You sir understand precisely why I started this series. Although I’m going to have to step it up if I want to conclude this before the regular season starts.
Starcraft II: the ultimate sleep depraver.
by CanadianBillsFan on Sep 1, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I voted other....
my vote would be Larry Tripplett…..after letting go of both Pat Williams and Sam Adams the Bills decided to sign this guy (maybe they tried Ron Edwards for a yr I’m not sure that guy was always injured) but he was supposed to be a big signing and one of the best FA availible….2 mediocre (AT BEST) seasons in Buffalo and he was gone
"I promise you, ... When I come back, I'm going to be like a mad dog in a meat house." -Takeo Spikes
Voted Other.......
because there wasn’t an “all” button and Larry Tripplett wasn’t on the list
THAT WE GOING TO RUN OVER EVERBODY THAT STEPS IN FRONT OF THE WHAGONBLASTER - Abayarde
You know, that's not even all of the poor FA signings on the OL
Here’s a few more that are missing…
Trey Teague, Chris Villarial, Mike Gandy, Bennie Anderson, Tutan Reyes, Jason Whittle, and Langston Walker.
Ouch. Well, not all of those are as bad as Dockery and Fowler; but still – that’s a LOT of FA signings of below-average linemen.
Fowler was easily the worst signing
Robinson was gone fairly quickly. Royal hung around but the QB had 4 other options. Dock never lived up to his contract but was at least servicable. Fowler was bad, downright bad, and started for years. Preston was no better but Fowler was a free agent while Preston was a draft pick. The gaping hole in the middle of the offensive line doomed more plays than I care to recall.
It can always get worse. Let me tell you how.

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