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Just Punt Baby!

There is nothing worse than watching the defense absolutely stuff a great offense like Miami, and then watch the offense LOSE YARDAGE before punting the ball back.  Or even worse, turn the ball over or surrender points.  This will surely happen all day when the Bills play better defenses like Green Bay or the Jets.

My solution?  Just punt baby!  We need to stop pretending that the Bills will ever have an offense again.  We have great special teams and defense.  Just trust them!  Punt on first down every possession (unless close enough to kick a field goal), and then let the D take over.  Then just sit back and let the pick sixes and sack fumble touchdowns pile up.

Before laughing too hard, consider how things work out long term.  Instead of trying to build the offense, we just draft defensive players each year.  We sign free agents on defense.  And for the offense, we just sign like 11 "Make a Wish" kids in wheelchairs and such, and pay them the league minimum.  The only thing they'll ever have to do is take knees to end games (not sure how a kid in a wheelchair takes a knee, but I'm sure offensive genius Gailey will figure that out).  Oh, and we keep the More Man as our punter, maybe pay him some extra due to all the work he's got to do.

Then just watch.  By 2012 we'll lead the league in wins, defensive points, AND punting yardage!  And we'll never again have to suffer through the spectacle of watching our pathetic offense waste the efforts of our heroic defense.

Think of it.  No more Captain Checkdown.  No more paying running backs millions of dollars to run around sideways in the backfield before falling down.  No more pain!  Just great punting and kickass defense all day.

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.

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