When the old lady who directs cars at church asks you to park "wide and to the right", you run her over.

When you watch any non-Bills football game at any level, you think, "Wow, what a great offense."

When the Bills are up by 33 points in the 4th quarter with 23 seconds to go, you have your fingers crossed.

When you get married, win the lottery, and your wife gives birth to twins on the same day, and asks you, "Isn't this the happiest day of your life?", you say, "Naww, Comeback."

Whenever something is described as moving sideways, you quickly correct that, "No, it was moving slightly forward."

You love the smell of a below zero Sunday with blowing snow.  It smells like victory.

You refuse to learn from history.  Every new coach could be the coach, every new year could be the year, and every game could be the game.

You still love the Bills.