Quarterbacks commonly are referred to as field generals. Bill Simmons likes to watch movies.
So he smushed the two together and came up with his quarterback rankings as portrayed by favorite war movies of his generation.
Of course, he put Bills Trent Edwards LAST, comparing him to the movie "Apocalypse Now" saying:
"It's always fun when a QB sucks, but especially when fans are in deep denial and say things like, "If he had time to throw, I think he'd have a chance to be good" (like Bills fans do with Edwards). ... Deep denial. It's a dangerous drug."
What do you think, are we in "Deep Denial"? Are Sanchez and Henne LEAPS and BOUNDS better?