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Bills are Oh So Slick: Who da Thought It...


So the day Stevie Johnson announces that negotiations have broken off again, the second time this season, the geniuses at OBD, trying to protect the fan base from thoughts of truly throwing in the towel with this organization, brings out the old heh, don't worry, everything will be all right, cause Santa's coming to town.

Who is Santa? Santa is Marcus Easley, who was once healthy, then sick, now healthy again, and bigger and stronger from pumping iron all season long. And, get this, while they may not resign Stevie Johnson, who appears to be wanting a huge, I mean huge payday, circa oh like his buddie QB The Fitz, Marcus has assured the media and fans across Billsland that he has been working late and running his routes.....

So, when you are down in the dumps, wondering about whether Santa has forgotten your gift, not to worry, Santa Claus is not only guaranteed to come to town, but he is back on his reindeer saddle, working on his chimney slide and other world class patterns...right here in the winter wonderland where NFL dreams are made.

And the best news of all: Santa Claus is already locked up through the 2013 season. No need to pay his potential worth as the new #1 wide receiver until, you know, he deserves it.

As for Stevie, he needs to forget about it.....There is only one Santa Claus, and his name ain't Johnson....

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.

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