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Suggested Products for OBD

To help support the Buffalo Bills in this time of difficulty, I suggest they begin marketing the following products:

1.  "Aaron Maybin's Secrets to Success" -- A blank notepad.

2.  "Kyle Williams' Classic Meatballs" -- Delicious bowling ball sized meatballs in zesty marinara.

3.  "Best pick available T-shirt" -- Has caption, list of Bills picks for 10 years, and picture of man picking nose.

4.  "The CHIX smokescreen" -- An ultra-smoky cigarette.  Puff at your enemies and make your escape.

5.  "Courage cologne, by Ryan Fitzpatrick" -- Made from great white shark tears, angry tiger spit, and ground up dragon teeth.

6.  "The Chris Kelsay guide to negotiation" -- Double your salary without having to perform at all!

7.  "The Travis Henry guide to fatherhood" -- Learn from the master.  Co-authored with Antonio Cromartie.

8.  "The Leodis McKelvin football holder" -- A greased orb which cannot hold a football from any angle.

Other suggestions are welcome.  Help support our Bills through the lockout!

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.

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