Caption This: Bills RB C.J. Spiller vs. Broncos Defense
by Brian Galliford on Aug 22, 2011 4:00 PM EDT
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PrintThere's been a lot of negative rhetoric amongst Buffalo Bills fans since Saturday about many things. The play of C.J. Spiller has been involved in those discussions, as has - much more prominently - the poor play of Buffalo's offensive line.
Catharsis can be a beautiful thing. Caption the photo, folks. Just keep it clean.
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cj spiller worlds worst hide and seek player
Calling anybody a "career Redskin" when Dan Snyder is the owner is laughable. That dude make moves like he's some kid trading football cards. -greenwood1921
Spiller : im choking
Miller : I’ll save you buddy
Rest of Denver : OMG OMG he’s choking call 911 somebody call 911 OMG OMG
Calling anybody a "career Redskin" when Dan Snyder is the owner is laughable. That dude make moves like he's some kid trading football cards. -greenwood1921
GIVE HIM A PURPLE NURPLE!
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Aug 22, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Spiller: jasper never fought me for my cheese burger like this.
"This is a chance to shine some light on the city, They say it’s too cold. I’m going to bring some warmth to it." Marcell Dareus
by matthew62 on Aug 22, 2011 4:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
that is a funny one.
But in all seriousness, DIA might just be the scariest place on the planet. Weird murals, gremlin in a suitcase, giant ventilation system for the underground military bunker, bad things, man.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." -Unnamed NFL CBA negotiator
by BuffaloBlueBlood on Aug 22, 2011 4:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I’ll vote for Newark. Plus, you get to go through the always lovely in August Holland tunnel.
by LeClaire Bill on Aug 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
DIA
Strange place indeed. F’d up artwork.
It gets stranger..
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=dDTKb_yu0ek
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=W-luS-LQiDk
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." -Unnamed NFL CBA negotiator
by BuffaloBlueBlood on Aug 23, 2011 9:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Here are a few...
“Stuffing, First-Round Style.”
“Shoot, Dropped the Soap!”
“Hey Guys, Let Me Play This Game of Electronic Football Alone!”
In the year two thousaaaaaaand.
In the year two thousAAAAAAND!
by TheAfghanTwilight on Aug 22, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
Spiller: Damn, and this was the biggest hole I’ve had to run through all night.
by Applsoss on Aug 22, 2011 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
spiller thinking: “denver defense sucks… chicago had all 11 guys on me”
by statcruncher on Aug 22, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Nice.
"There is not a loser in this room." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Aug 22, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Oops, I shouldn't have said Tebow sucks while in Denver
READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
Let's go Buffalo!
Go Gamecocks!
Why
is my Oline wearing our old unis?…oh crap!
Y'all- There's a "D" in rebuild, but no "O"- The gospel according to Buddy Nix 4:12
by fansince60 on Aug 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“Hey guys, can I please play behind your line this quarter?”
"Slowly all the roles we act out become our identity. And in the end we are what we pretend to be." - Jerry Cantrell.
by stetzwebs on Aug 22, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CODE RED
What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
by cujo217 on Aug 22, 2011 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My mom said this: “well that’s a good thing cause it’s takes a lot of guys to tackle him. He’s strong”
Me: lmao
by Jeady on Aug 22, 2011 4:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Spiller: My precious, and none of you orcsies can take it from me.
Donkey Defense: Grumble, Give us, grumble, grumble. Our master requires it.
by BillsFanSanDiego619 on Aug 22, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Diagram 1. Although multiple Denver Broncos will attempt to penetrate the cell wall, ultimately only one will fuse with the CJ Spiller and form the embryo
by DCRumbler on Aug 22, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 28 recs
Winner.
"It’s like I’ve always said, don’t tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby."
- Buddy Nix
"How can a guy with a name like Melo be such a pain in the ass?"
- George Lopez
by dnvrBillsfan on Aug 22, 2011 5:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think this one wins
Despite the creepy image it conjures…
I can’t outdo that.
Rec and winner………
Girls use hair spray, Men don't.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GROW UP BY NOT USING HAIRSPRAY MALES!
Don't be a Paully!
by The Buffalo Kid on Aug 23, 2011 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Disturbing that you thought of that but you made me lol.
by Mindbender14 on Aug 23, 2011 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
this is probably the most bizarre and creative caption I have ever seen. Many rec’s good sir! Well done indeed.
by The Adam Bomb on Aug 23, 2011 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Simply classic
rec’d
"What an inept franchise. Running backs have become for the Bills what wide receivers were for the Millen-era Lions." -- John Morgan of SBNation's Field Gulls
" I for one welcome our new Buffalo overlords. " - Whokeb of SBNation's Cincy Jungle
by MonStarr_716 on Aug 23, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I ain't in Clemson anymore!
And we aren’t playing NC State!
"Is This the Fastest Route out of Buffalo?"
In the year two thousaaaaaaand.
In the year two thousAAAAAAND!
by TheAfghanTwilight on Aug 22, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions
I thought this was about Spiller, not any other RB?
In the year two thousaaaaaaand.
In the year two thousAAAAAAND!
by TheAfghanTwilight on Aug 22, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Check his other pockets, Von. A first round pick should have more money on him than this.
by Chernesky on Aug 22, 2011 4:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
LAST years
Goose22- "I have a quick first step, I’m so good just go an ask my rep
I look like Tarzan but play like Jane" Aaron May(have)bin
"I need to stop using Buck Lure as a PED"
It draws Broncos too
READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
Let's go Buffalo!
Go Gamecocks!
Pursuit + Gang tackeling = Turn overs....Something Marv use to preach to his guys.
I hope our D starts to smother players like this as well.
*tickle* *tickle* Isn't he cute? he thinks he's a running back
Marcell Dareus is Mount Doom!!I
by muzza34 on Aug 22, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Help!!!
"I spent my money on women, booze and flash cars.... the rest I squandered"- George Best
by Union Jack on Aug 22, 2011 4:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
there's no place like home, there's no place like home!
THAT WE GOING TO RUN OVER EVERBODY THAT STEPS IN FRONT OF THE WHAGONBLASTER - Abayarde
I will call him my squishy, and I will love him and…HEY…GET YOUR OWN! I SAW HIM FIRST!
Slug free since '10-'11
Fitz's Beard has superpowers in it
by dEnnistheMenace88 on Aug 22, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Im taking him to prom no i am no i am
Calling anybody a "career Redskin" when Dan Snyder is the owner is laughable. That dude make moves like he's some kid trading football cards. -greenwood1921
Ummm... fellas... a little help over here! Please!!
Schmucks don't make it to the Pro Bowl... except Jason Peters!
by Run Thurmal Run! on Aug 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe if I just close my eyes they'll go away...
Schmucks don't make it to the Pro Bowl... except Jason Peters!
by Run Thurmal Run! on Aug 22, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
Faced with a dwindling grass food supply, this pack of wild horses has become carnivorous and feeds upon a Buffalo with an inability to run...
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 22, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
nicely done
my brain actually read that in the PBS Nature documentary narrator voice haha
The bandwagon will be full and fast and drunk and exciting - Undee
Winner
Baby steps are for babies. Step it up buffalo!
by buffalobacker on Aug 22, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
people in this blog are watching too much nature channel! Rec’d. This is also very well done.
by The Adam Bomb on Aug 23, 2011 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Spiller: Worst. Audible. Ever.
Schmucks don't make it to the Pro Bowl... except Jason Peters!
by Run Thurmal Run! on Aug 22, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
CJ Spiller’s color blindness comes back to hurt him again…
"It’s like I’ve always said, don’t tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby."
- Buddy Nix
"How can a guy with a name like Melo be such a pain in the ass?"
- George Lopez
by dnvrBillsfan on Aug 22, 2011 5:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"Guys, I'm engaged!"
“Awww, let us see the ring!”
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 22, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
hey freddie! you want this job? you can have it!
"This is what happens Larry!, This is what happens! "-Walter Sobchak" "Did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor!!??"-John Belushi
by BigEasyBillsKrewe on Aug 22, 2011 5:37 PM EDT reply actions
“Bills players are not behind the new wrinkles Chan installed during camp this week.”
"There is not a loser in this room." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Aug 22, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
Buffalo shows that its Run Blocking schemes are in mid-season form.
by Wien on Aug 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Nice!
Baby steps are for babies. Step it up buffalo!
by buffalobacker on Aug 22, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
We really dig the new Uni's Bro!
"There is not a loser in this room." Marv Levy.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Aug 22, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
Spiller: Did ANY of you guys get blocked?
"Being a Bills Fan is a Tough Job for Tough People…" – Luther6
by Montel on Aug 22, 2011 6:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
In the Wild
Broncos are a Buffalo’s only natural predator.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
by mob16151 on Aug 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
spiller: “like a good neighbor statefarm is there”… “like a good neighbor statefarm is there”…
by statcruncher on Aug 22, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
WITH COMPETENT BLOCKING!!!
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
by mob16151 on Aug 22, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Spiller: I swear, my Oline was just here!
"Being a Bills Fan is a Tough Job for Tough People…" – Luther6
by Montel on Aug 22, 2011 6:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
You can't have my fruity pebbles!
"Being a Bills Fan is a Tough Job for Tough People…" – Luther6
by Montel on Aug 22, 2011 6:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"How could she leave me? I gave myself to her!"
There there, CJ. You’ll get through this, buddy."
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 22, 2011 6:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"Whoa guys, you can see through his ear hole straight to the other side!"
“I wanna see!” “Let me see!” “Move over!” “Out of my way!” “I wanna see too!” “My turn!”
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 22, 2011 6:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Takes 7 Broncos to Put Down Spiller
Sorry, way too positive.
by JJS on Aug 22, 2011 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A real life re-enactment of what happens when the defense picks the right play in Tecmo Bowl
You need to be born before 1980 to get this one..
by roscoe11 on Aug 22, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Get used to it
OL has been a problem for years,they have done nothing to address it.They just keep doing the same thing over and over and expect different results!
And they try to tell me that Dockery and Walker were BAD?!?!
Our Wang don’t Hang; it’s a Calloway Wood cause we got Levitre.
They were bad
very bad
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
The Bronco hunts in packs.
Here we see the Bronco in its natural habitat preying on the Buffalo.
My beingadick-butnotbeinganannoyingdick skills, they're impressive.
-TCWIR paraphrased
Another caption idea:
A realistic view of why CJ Spiller’s rookie year wasn’t a huge splash.
My beingadick-butnotbeinganannoyingdick skills, they're impressive.
-TCWIR paraphrased
Not all at once.
"This is a chance to shine some light on the city, They say it’s too cold. I’m going to bring some warmth to it." Marcell Dareus
by matthew62 on Aug 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"Hey Von, that's not the Wang we told you to beat"
~K
"As the governor of Louisiana once said, the only way Chris Kelsay can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy."
by Kurupt on Aug 22, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Winner...
I did a real life el oh ol.
by BlueFalcon on Aug 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BEASTMODE: just doesn't have the same ring in Buffalo anymore
with CJ Spiller trying to run over the guys. But I commend him for trying.
"I promise you, ... When I come back, I'm going to be like a mad dog in a meat house." -Takeo Spikes
by panekattack on Aug 22, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Here the Broncos have confused week 2 of the preseason with week 16 of the regular season.
Harooo
by Robot Nixon on Aug 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oops, I virtually copied yours just below…..Oh well…..
by bluecollarbuffalo on Aug 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit Buddy, I'm a football player not a miricle worker!
Dammit Buddy, I’m a football player not a miricle worker!
If you guys had just watched some film, you would have seen that it only takes one of you to tackle me.
by bluecollarbuffalo on Aug 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Lol
That was good! Rec’d
Baby steps are for babies. Step it up buffalo!
by buffalobacker on Aug 22, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
One of them's got my wallett!!!!!
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
Please don’t let them take me back to Buffalo with them! I wanna stay here with you guys!
by Brian in Shortsville on Aug 22, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Anatomy of a successful Bills play involves blocking 4 of 11 defenders
Me first, I second, and I’m already the best there ever will be….
by Posluszny Pollocks on Aug 22, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Damn
All the negative posts about Spiller when he showed great effort on this run. Walter Peyton cudnt run behind our offensive line.
bills big board
1. patrick peterson
2. aj green
3. marcell dareus
by PrinceAli on Aug 22, 2011 10:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Its A Joke
Lighthearted is all its about, we truly do need that!
Baby steps are for babies. Step it up buffalo!
by buffalobacker on Aug 22, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Walter Peyton cudnt run behind our offensive line.
If Fred Jackson has no problem running behind this line, I don’t see no reason why sweetness would.
CJ just has lousy field vision and can’t break tackles, or wait for blocks to set up, or learn to get better, due to his low wonderlic.
I’m getting real sick of people saying Spiller would be a star with a better O line, Fred Jackson has no problem gaining positive yardage with the O line we have.
Girls use hair spray, Men don't.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GROW UP BY NOT USING HAIRSPRAY MALES!
Don't be a Paully!
by The Buffalo Kid on Aug 23, 2011 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
BRAINS!
After the devouring CJ Spiller, John Fox begins to question the wisdom of drafting an all Zombie linebacker corp.
Elvis! Get in here! We only need one more for bu***ke!
A bit crude. Free for removal with apologies, Brian lol
Another one: “Crap! I hope he’s not my Maybin…” ~ Buddy Nix
Guys, it's OK, he dropped the soap, so everyone gets a freebie!
Goose22- "I have a quick first step, I’m so good just go an ask my rep
I look like Tarzan but play like Jane" Aaron May(have)bin
CJ: And Dear God, please let me get traded next season like many a Bills running back before me.
Broncos: Amen.
by LaFemmeNiBuffalo on Aug 23, 2011 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
A 1/2 dozen roses for you......and you and you...
I’m a little short so some of you boys are going to have to share.
"They're Killin' Me Whitey. They're Killin' Me" -- Lou Saban
Freddie doesnt seem to have a problem … Spiller just cant recognize a gap or wait on a block. I watched the game again… He makes bad cuts. Idk..saturday needs to hurry up. I need another game to forget this one.
by Feedjasper on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh and DCrumbler wins the caption title.. Thats funny stuff man.. Loved it.
by Feedjasper on Aug 23, 2011 4:22 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Monty Python
CJ Spiller: I don’t want to talk to you Broncos no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction. Your mothers were Donkeys and your fathers smelt of elderberries.
.
"Only in a rock and roll band can someone like Keith Richards perceive himself as the responsible one."
-- Malcolm Gladwell
nice. We should put an audio track on this photo of “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”
by The Adam Bomb on Aug 23, 2011 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
C.J. confused
Spiller: This isn’t the “Bull in the Ring” I’m used to…isn’t there supposed to be more space in the ring?
Show me the D, Buffalo!
In an attempt to increase fan interest....
the NFL has relaxed player safety policies. As a result, CJ Spiller is stabbed in the stomach with a butterfly knife on a run against the Denver Broncos. No penalty flag is thrown as the play is deemed “clean.” As Spiller bleeds out, he thinks to himself, “Now I know how Brandon Marshall felt.”
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 23, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
In other news...
it’s been reported that the Candlestick Park shootings have inspired a wave a copycats. Most recently, a man who the media has dubbed the “Mile High Shooter” has fired shots in Denver. After an encounter with the Mile High Shooter, a wounded CJ Spiller is pictured above stumbling toward several Broncos players for help.
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 23, 2011 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
In a recent interview with GQ...
CJ Spiller was asked why he was photographed hugging several Denver Broncos players at this past Saturday’s Broncos vs. Bills game. Spiller reveals that Buffalo was not his first choice. “I think I can say this now, because it’s not going to hurt anybody’s feelings, and it’s the truth. I didn’t want to be drafted by Buffalo. Being the third-team running back behind Marshawn Lynch and Fred Jackson is nothing to smile about. Those guys were a perfect running corps without me. I wanted to be drafted by Denver. Their horrendous running game gave me a better chance to start right away. But after meeting with Commissioner Goodell, I was informed that he had strong-armed Buddy Nix into taking me at 9th overall. Goodell said he was bent upon destroying the Buffalo fan base through years of stupid draft decisions and demoralizing football play so he could easily move the team to the more profitable Los Angeles market when Ralph Wilson dies.”
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 23, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions
Have you seriously been writing picture captions for over an hour?!
Editor-in-Chief, BUFFALO RUMBLINGS®
@BrianGalliford
by Brian Galliford on Aug 23, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys....
If you do something really extreme here, this depressed Bills blogger who goes by the name BuffaloOwdaTwnr will have one more day where he won’t have to be talked down off a bridge over the Niagara River. Please, do it for him.
Our Wang don’t Hang; it’s a Calloway Wood cause we got Levitre.
Ha
Didn’t mean to sound so depressed. I was just having fun with this caption game. I thought I had a few good ideas.
Of course, what Bills fan doesn’t sound depressed?
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
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