The Most Interesting QB in the World
by Munchausen on Aug 28, 2011 9:06 PM EDT
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PrintHe went to Harvard for college and they studied him.
He has the heart of a lion. In a jar on his mantle.
His beard caused global warming.
He invented the chicken wing.
His medals win trophies.
He steals picnic baskets from grizzly bears.
When he breathes over a cold beer, it makes lake effect beer snow.
Fear itself fears him.
He has no luck with women. It's all skill.
He is....
Ryan Fitzpatrick, the most interesting QB in the world!!!
Note: I began this post soon after last season ended, confident that it was only a matter of time until Fitz would once again awe and amaze. After posting a perfect QB rating against JAX, I figure we now all remember exactly what our fearless general can do. So I thought this would be nice to get us fired up for the season. And minimum word count is hit.... now.
Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.
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Nice.
No one has “rec’d” this yet so I will. Fun read.
Year two is upon us.
by Buffalo for Eternity on Aug 28, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
rec'd
And minimum word count is hit…. now.
YOU ARE OUT of you kuku fufu mine craker laker Flaber baber FUNKI chunki brain. WE want to winn every year -- abayarde
Awesome post!
Rec’d
We’ve waited this long whats another year? hahahaha
- PaullyPforPrez
by ChuckBuffInFlo on Aug 28, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Funny post for sure, but
we still need a franchise QB. Fitz is nice, but my fear is only because of what we’ve been through. But in the grand scope of the NFL, playoffs, championship contender, I think we still need that guy.
by As Smart as I Look on Aug 29, 2011 8:01 AM EDT reply actions
Why are you so sure he CAN’T be that guy? Im not saying he will or he won’t, but why write him off after not even a full straight season of starting?
by NotReadytoRock on Aug 29, 2011 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I just hope he doesn’t become another Matt Schaub. You know the type: gets all the stats in the world, but can’t win the games.
In the year two thousaaaaaaand.
In the year two thousAAAAAAND!
by TheAfghanTwilight on Aug 29, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it will be just the opposite...
He will likely have up and down stats, resulting in moderate numbers throughout the season, but will demonstrate true leadership and find ways to win, despite making mistakes here and there.
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Aug 29, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Because its his 7th season. He’s our John Kitna.
I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens
I was giving them away
-Modest Mouse
Exactly...
Why is that his saving grace? It’s his first full season of starting – if he were any good, he would have been starting – there are about 3-4 teams in the entire NFl he might be able to start for, and unfortunately, we’re one of them…
Stay thirsty my friends…
by JustAskTheAxis on Aug 29, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Football humor....
Quite an accomplished list, I would have thought, “Jedi knight” would have made it, but no.
PodunkO - The great post ender!
Defenses show blitz...
…just so they can hear the sound of his voice when he audibles.
by beninbrooklyn on Aug 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
he doesn't pass gas
because it is beyond him.
he once dated the maid of the mist
He once defeated Bill Brasky in a boxing match, blind folded
There is nothing worse than exaggeration!- Me
We all say, GO BILLS and I've always wondered, where do we want them to go? I guess to the Super Bowl! -Me
One time the other team challenged a Fitzie completion
just so they could watch it again 20 times.
by beninbrooklyn on Aug 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
NICE!
"This is what happens Larry!, This is what happens! "-Walter Sobchak" "Did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor!!??"-John Belushi
by BigEasyBillsKrewe on Aug 29, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
His wedding band contains the secrets of LOST.
In the year two thousaaaaaaand.
In the year two thousAAAAAAND!
by TheAfghanTwilight on Aug 29, 2011 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
Fitz was originally cast as “Jack” in LOST. But JJ Abrams had him booted from the show when Fitz explained the next 7 season to everyone on the first day of shooting.
by NDbuffalo on Aug 29, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent... may I?
His post graduate “draft round dyslexia order theory” thesis scored a perfect 158.3 to land him yet a another infamous (and far more coveted) nobel " what now sucker?" prize. Al Gore is jealous.
"This is what happens Larry!, This is what happens! "-Walter Sobchak" "Did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor!!??"-John Belushi
by BigEasyBillsKrewe on Aug 29, 2011 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
I almost forgot!
A recent poll of objective, unbiased experts of peerless knowledge ranked him the 4th best QB in the NFL!!!!!!! Behind only Manning, Brady, and Rodgers.
Fitz wears Jack Bauer underoos.
Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
Unfortunately, experience doesn't always lead to wisdom - Joe P.
D’oh! Was trying to make a joke. Should have been – Jack Bauer wears Fitz Underoos.
Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
Unfortunately, experience doesn't always lead to wisdom - Joe P.
by thefourwinds on Aug 29, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chuck Norris...
…wears Fitz Underoos.
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"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." – Abraham Lincoln
When building the Iron Man suit, Tony Stark used Fitz as a blueprint!
Remember Chan took Mike Tomczak to a divisional playoff! The guy can coach QBs!
Newton will be a BUST at the next level, mark my words. He looked very pedestrian in the BCS game. He might be full of Athletic abilities but so was Vince & Jamarcus. He can’t read a defense to save his life! - Keysh67
by Mr S on Aug 29, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He is….
Ryan Fitzpatrick, the most interesting QB in the world!!!
“I don’t always drink beer — but, when I do, I drink Genny Cream.”
“Stay thirsty for wins, my friends.”
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"If You Ain't a Bill I Don't Give a Fxck Bout Ya!! Most Disrespected Team in NFL! I Always feel Disrespected! I'm All In!" -- Steve Johnson
by go_buff on Aug 30, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Genny Cream Ale
The most interesting beer in the world!!
There is nothing worse than exaggeration!- Me
We all say, GO BILLS and I've always wondered, where do we want them to go? I guess to the Super Bowl! -Me
by 78sackdance on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Those cans ARE the best.
We’ve waited this long whats another year? hahahaha
- PaullyPforPrez
by ChuckBuffInFlo on Aug 30, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
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