He went to Harvard for college and they studied him.
He has the heart of a lion. In a jar on his mantle.
His beard caused global warming.
He invented the chicken wing.
His medals win trophies.
He steals picnic baskets from grizzly bears.
When he breathes over a cold beer, it makes lake effect beer snow.
Fear itself fears him.
He has no luck with women. It's all skill.
Ryan Fitzpatrick, the most interesting QB in the world!!!
Note: I began this post soon after last season ended, confident that it was only a matter of time until Fitz would once again awe and amaze. After posting a perfect QB rating against JAX, I figure we now all remember exactly what our fearless general can do. So I thought this would be nice to get us fired up for the season. And minimum word count is hit.... now.