First souls collected

This may be

my favorite abayarde post

by kfisk214 on Sep 11, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Each one he posts tends to become someone's favorite posts...

I just love the complex simplicity of em!

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by NorCal BillsFan on Sep 14, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions

this is just pure win.

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yipi yapa llari llara yara bing bong my name is Dnkey Kong - abayarde

by the_prophet on Sep 11, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions

Amen Brother, Amen

YOU ARE OUT of you kuku fufu mine craker laker Flaber baber FUNKI chunki brain. WE want to winn every year -- abayarde

by VanScottM on Sep 11, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions

I didn't think the raiders had souls to steal.

by RedStickBillsFan on Sep 11, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions

They have to turn them in to Al Davis when they sign a contract

Why do you think he’s still alive
Wait till he learns to take their youth

by mississippisaintsfan on Sep 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Like the end of the Emperor in Star Wars

I see the Raiders souls being drained across the field to our sideline as their souls are sucked into the eternity of the WHAGON BLASTER!!!!!

GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!!! SETTLE THE BATTLE WITH THE FORCES OF BLACKNESS!!!!!!!

We’ve waited this long whats another year? hahahaha
- PaullyPforPrez

by ChuckBuffInFlo on Sep 12, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions

I’m pretty sure they have to surrender them to Al before entering the crypt.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you sireric for bringing the furious punching cat back into my life. - poz

by bluecollarbuffalo on Sep 11, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions

next sunday at wrestlemania bruther the wagon blaster is running all over you

WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN THE WAGON BLASTER RUNS WILD OHHHH YEA

. Nobody and I mean Nobody circles the Wagon Blasters like our Buffalo Bills. The Wagon is coming to collect your soul.-abayarde

by Gpluehri on Sep 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

These posts make me laugh and smile no matter the day I'm having!

:)

by LaFemmeNiBuffalo on Sep 11, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions

He is right, the Whagon Blaster has gotten its first taste of souls this season, and we are going to be harvesting more!

Goose22- "I have a quick first step, I’m so good just go an ask my rep
I look like Tarzan but play like Jane" Aaron May(have)bin

by WABillsfan on Sep 11, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ian MacPersonoid on Sep 11, 2011 11:27 PM EDT reply actions

We certainly kicked the Chiefy lube boomerang head.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." -Unnamed NFL CBA negotiator

by BuffaloBlueBlood on Sep 12, 2011 1:43 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

The Wagon Blaster and the Amish Rifle...heroes for a new generation of Bills fan!!!!

love it

Marcell Dareus is Mount Doom!!I

by muzza34 on Sep 12, 2011 6:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Keep em comin

Caps lock rules

by freddyjj on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 AM EDT reply actions

hahaha

Caps lock rules

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by NorCal BillsFan on Sep 14, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions

The new nickname for the Bills offense should officially be “The Wagon Blaster”

by BuffaloRepresent on Sep 12, 2011 9:14 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Score!!

LOAD UP THE WAGON AND BLAST AWAY!!!

There is nothing worse than exaggeration!- Me

We all say, GO BILLS and I've always wondered, where do we want them to go? I guess to the Super Bowl! -Me

by 78sackdance on Sep 12, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions

THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT!
THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!

"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England

by Calvert on Sep 12, 2011 9:59 AM EDT reply actions

300

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

"...at that point the cops showed up and I had the right to remain silent....but, I didn't have the ability." - Ron White

by Joe P. on Sep 12, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions

GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!!!

Punt?! In our moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their chances!!
Chan Gailey to Brian Moorman

by TexasBillsFanatic on Sep 12, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions

The title of this post made me giggle for like five minutes.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men." -Unnamed NFL CBA negotiator

by BuffaloBlueBlood on Sep 12, 2011 10:15 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Smiles

All Smiles

LOAD UP THE WAGON AND BLAST AWAY!!!

There is nothing worse than exaggeration!- Me

We all say, GO BILLS and I've always wondered, where do we want them to go? I guess to the Super Bowl! -Me

by 78sackdance on Sep 12, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions

Oh my God, abayarde Star Wars reference.

Editor-in-Chief, BUFFALO RUMBLINGS®
@BrianGalliford

by Brian Galliford on Sep 12, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

I immediately thought of you nodding in approval when I read that.

It's hard to pick up your teeth with broken fingers

by jj24 on Sep 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions

"the soul still burns..." - soul caliber

All this soul collecting talk reminds me of the premise to one of the greatest video game fighting franchises ever, Soul Caliber.
& coincidentally yes, Yoda and Vader were unlock-able characters in the console versions for PS3 & Xbox

by eriesimmer on Sep 12, 2011 12:41 PM EDT reply actions

Fitzpatrick should have just walked around the stadium yelling " Are you not entertained!!!"

by Dana H on Sep 12, 2011 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

best closing ever...

IN BATTLE WE WILL SETTLE THIS

I will now add this to the bottom of my email signature…

by sfg79 on Sep 12, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions

The Wagon Blaster is here for your soul....

tell me this doesn’t fit perfectly…..starting at 50 sec mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9O6fne6nE

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

"...at that point the cops showed up and I had the right to remain silent....but, I didn't have the ability." - Ron White

by Joe P. on Sep 12, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

Absolutely! Every time I see this post, I hear Andre the Giant saying that line.

Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
No one circles the waiver wire like the Buffalo Bills!

by thefourwinds on Sep 12, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions

1:37 – 1:43.

Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
No one circles the waiver wire like the Buffalo Bills!

by thefourwinds on Sep 12, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions

For next week:

Merriman, to Jason Campbell: “Give me the football.”

Campbell: “I…have no football.”

Merriman to Dareus: “Hulk, tear his arms off.”

Campbell: “Oh, you mean this football.”

Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
No one circles the waiver wire like the Buffalo Bills!

by thefourwinds on Sep 12, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

LOL.....how about

Hue Jackson – They stuffed McFadden again!!! Inconceivable!!!!!!

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

"...at that point the cops showed up and I had the right to remain silent....but, I didn't have the ability." - Ron White

by Joe P. on Sep 12, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Do the Raiders have any dirty players?

“My way’s not very sportsmanlike…”

Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time, and he’ll eventually release Maybin. -- stetzwebs
No one circles the waiver wire like the Buffalo Bills!

by thefourwinds on Sep 12, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Never go in agaist Al Davis.....especially when death is on the line...

Hahaahaha….hahhahahahahahaaaha……hahahahhahahhaa…….(thud).

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

"...at that point the cops showed up and I had the right to remain silent....but, I didn't have the ability." - Ron White

by Joe P. on Sep 12, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

The Princess Bride I watched that so many times groing up. My older sister loved that movie.

"This is a chance to shine some light on the city, They say it’s too cold. I’m going to bring some warmth to it." Marcell Dareus

by matthew62 on Sep 14, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Sounds like you did too. Admit it. Hey I’ve watched it at least 6 times with my kids.

Year two is upon us.

by Buffalo for Eternity on Sep 14, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions

I loved this thread!

You guys has me laughing from “Hulk, tear his arms off.” to “hahahaha” (thud). One of the greatest movies ever made.

Act like a sober human being, not a drunk Internet username. -- Brian Galliford

by NorCal BillsFan on Sep 14, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Dear god I can't rec this thread enough!

Princess Bride is the bestest movie evar. Bills references with it made me laugh for a couple minutes straight.

by Khegobier on Sep 14, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions

lol.

Campbell: “Go away or I’ll call the brute squad.”

Kyle Williams: “I’m on the brute squad.”

Campbell: “You ARE the brute squad.” sacked

by Khegobier on Sep 14, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh yeah....... the WAGON BLASTER will defend the home field....

…… but I’ve enlisted the Ghost Riders to come collect up their souls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn82VF3TQPs&feature=related

Used to be my company’s moniker in another time long ago.

"There is not a loser in this room." Marv Levy.

by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Sep 12, 2011 7:22 PM EDT reply actions

This is the official death of syllogistic logic.

prediction for 2011 season is 5 and 11

by jpheff on Sep 12, 2011 7:47 PM EDT reply actions

@jpheff

Let’s just hope this inductive logic turns into…a few more wins (repeated observations)!

1. You are playing the Buffalo Bills this week.
2. Your soul will be collected.

Act like a sober human being, not a drunk Internet username. -- Brian Galliford

by NorCal BillsFan on Sep 14, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

ABAYARDE:

This “Bills harvesting souls” metaphor has the perfect set-up for a new nickname: Shao Chan – in reference to Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat. “Your soul is mine!”

It's hard to pick up your teeth with broken fingers

by jj24 on Sep 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions