I have to do this.
We are good folks. Accept it. We are a good football team. This is not 2008. Dickie Jauron has bent and broken, and the age of winning has begun. The players all know it already, and the fans need to get on board.
We have an elite pass rushing LB who likes to conserve electricity. Our DL is an indomitable wall of menace. Nick Barnett is everywhere. He is behind you right now. Jairus Byrd is emerging as a elite NFL safety. George Wilson has the highest approval rating of any Senator, and Bryan Scott is a transformer.
We have the smartest QB in the NFL who can pick apart defenses like leftover Thanksgiving turkey. We have an elite #1 playmaking WR hungry for his first real NFL payday. Fred Jackson has the power to run over linebackers and the agility to dance on their pancaked corpses. Our genius coach turned a character from "Friends" into the NFL-leading TD-catching tight end.
So here is my prediction for Sunday's game. Oakland plays well, makes few mistakes, and LOSES 45-14.
Fitz bags 3TD's in the first half. FJack goes 100+ again and gets his first rushing TD of the year. Brad Smith busts a couple of jaw-dropping big yardage plays. McFadden averages 5 yards a carry and picks up 70 yards rushing, leading the naysayers to worry that our rush defense is still a problem. Of course, after Oakland goes down 21-0 in the 1st quarter, "the score dictated they pass". Oh, and I almost forgot -- after the game ESPN moves us up to #26 in the power rankings. And the Bills get 2 seconds of highlights on Sportscenter.
You don't have to get on the bus now. There's always room for true Bills fans. But the good seats are filling up fast, folks.... NOW IS THE TIME TO BILLIEVE.