Film room, Barbecue sauce everywhere. Nix and Gaily sit in front of a large screen. They have just pulled an all nighter. Buddy Nix stands up and stretches. The lights come.
NIX: ... I don't think he's coming back from that one.
CHAN GAILY licks the powder off a Dorito. Gaily: He'll be back next season.
Nix: Were you watching what I was watching? He ain't coming back. He's done. You didn't see him lying there?
Gaily: He'll be back.
Nix: He was hit by a bus...
Gaily: Let's watch it in slow motion.
Nix looks at the back cover of Grey's Anatomy season six.
Nix: This show is addictive.
Gaily: Yeah it is.
Dust begins to trickle down onto Gaily's Dorito, (white plaster). He inadvertently licks it off, frowns. The ceiling collapses and a body falls onto the floor.
Nix: Mr. Wilson...? Uh good morning.
Ralph Wilson slowly stands up, long strands of copper wire in his hands. He starts muttering about thieves breaking into the stadium and insurance forms.
Nix: Copper wire?
Ralph: What can a guy do...it's a small market, (tears well up in his eyes) and besides this is for Al Davis, 100 yards of copper wire, two tennis balls and an old tire for Rich Gannon, Bo Jackson and a slip n slide.... Oh and get on the horn with Bud were going to do a three way! Just like back in the seventies.
Nix: Nice, a three way, just like in the 70's!
What will Bud bring to the three way?
Should Ralph sweeten the pot?
Who will end up with the most gold teeth at the end of the day?
Which team would be most likely to trade an all pro player in his prime for an autographed picture of Vanna White?
The Bills (19 votes)
The Raiders (42 votes)
The Titans (7 votes)
68 total votes