An Open Bet For Mario WIlliams

If the Texans sign/tag and then trade him to us, I would win because of the scenario.

Oh and I’m adding an adendum as to what I will do if Williams ends up being a Bill, by any means.

Simply because it’s actually my belief that he’ll stay a Texan. I think they’ll figure something out. This is in the more likely case that he no longer remains a Texan.

JJ Watt, Brooks Reed and Conor Barwin are all young and performing fine. Mario Williams will cost a fortune and the Texans have to be having serious discussions behind close doors about showing him the door. The NFL doesnt have too many sign and trades like the NBA – I’d say its more likely than not that Mario Williams is the prized free agent this year.

If the Bills were smart they’d break the bank – I sure would. But I dont have the faith in the front office to do that. A 25 year old superstar at one of the hardest 4 positions to fill in the league is worth it.

But some people think that they will simply let him walk away, which would be neurotic IMO. Fact is that an NFL team does not need to be under the cap until the final cuts before the season starts. Which gives them all summer to find someone to trade with after they tag him.

So letting him hit the open market would be insane while taking that into consideration.

TWSS. Nice name too…..

I recommend a nice red wine reduction. It will help soften up the leather.

A classic touch. I’m not sure what Julia Child has to say on the matter of cooking shoes, but I would rather boil it in a nice dark stout a la BeerBrat style than go the sweeter route that the red wine would add.

The loser has to write one of these beauties.

And I’ll be ha[[y to do it too!

1) I’m a size ten.
2) Since I’m french Canadian, Poutine sauce. Heck i might even toss a few curds on top for good measure.

1. Is this shoe used or new (not that I care, but its funny)
2. I’m on record saying it will never happen, but I think I’ll take that bet b/c it would be awesome.
3. I hope I don’t have the opportunity to write that post to you b/c I really want to see you eat a shoe. Oh, and Mario Williams would be nice too.

I actually think you are right and MW will never end up here.

If he does, you shouldn’t eat your shoe, you should treat yourself to your favorite meal and somehow make it LOOK like a shoe!

So the question they the Texans really have is: Are they willing to risk having pay Williams $12.238M in order to cut IF no one trade with them? I’m willing to guess that yes they are.

My rational for that answer is that I think a team will still be willing to pay top price (somewhere between the Jay Cutler trade and the Jared Allen trade) in order to guarantee that they have Williams.

Well I could either go with my size 10 all leather Skechers or my Chucky T’s.

Go ahead, doubt my sincerity again, I dare you.

But how would it stack up against “The 11th Century Viking Attacks of England?” A question for the ages.