WARNING: Viewer Discretion is Advised...I mean its not that brutal, but I thought it was necessary to start things off with to get a little intensity heading into the true BEEF of the article, better yet the BEEF that will be served at the Statler City Hotel.
You should definitely check this out dudes. Chophouse Chili by the masses with the Bills game on multiple tubes (sweet). This is an extremely critical game because if the 2-3 Bills lose, Fitzpatrick's incredibly innocent parents (they really are such nice people, from their sheppards pie, to their fried okra with a creamy chipotle aioli sauce for dunking, the great taste of each bite truly convinced me how unfair and cruel it would be conduct such an unfortunate act of pain and embarrassment. Seriously I would do a lot of things to get a taste of that chipotle aioli again, but the second time around, there will be fried shrimp to make things a little more interesting and most importantly, establish a delicious 1,2 punch; very reminiscent of CJ Spiller and Fred Jackson's situation but crunchier and more consistent due to the aioli sauce, seriously this sauce is an experience) will be slowly roasted (relatively slow, were talking a full grown professional quarterback, so we're looking at what would be approximately 70 pounds of cut brisket ( roughly 57 if you were to make a hash) at approximately a blazing hot 450 degrees) in front of Ralph Wilson Stadium in what looks to be a slap-step Native American dance ritual performed by the Lakawanna tribe that lives behind Parkside Candies. This tribe is notoriously known amongst the Erie County Native American Alliance of The Buffalo Jills Dance Routine To Milkshake When They Do That Move That Is Just Incredible You Know When She Says "If You Want It", If You Don't Know Which Part Were Talking About, Go To The Jills Homepage or Go To The Top Rated Section on RedTube and It Should Be The Fourth One Down and On The Left as The Whole Routine (and the famous move comes in at around 1:24) is Uploaded By SabresFan22, for strictly eating Mac Salad, Fritos, and Cheese Cake Factory. Minus the mac salad and the Cheesecake Factory, their livelyhood on the line for 3 specific food choices and more importantly, officially dictating their routinely diet is weak. Also fans, these steakhouses can surprise; they can come strapped with lobster bisque as well (NICE! Thats too real, I LOVE lobster bisque!). And reports also say that Chophouse is coming equipped with whole cuts of filet and even more cuts of chateu brion (no longer breathing). Alright I made up the lobster bisque and steak parts, but still, Steakhouse inspired chili sounds like an awesome time to me.
So there you have it Rumblers, its either the Bills win, or Ryan Fitzpatrick's parents get thrown into a steaming hot bowl of chili and served to the hungry community of Buffalo. I dont know if that sounds delicious, or outright disgusting, but I guess you guys will answer that if you attend this event. This is going to be an extremely difficult day for Ryan Fitzpatrick as he is facing a red hot Arizona defense, and more importantly, is one loss away from fully losing support from the Bills community, better yet his family (as they will be doused in multiple spice blends that include an array of flavors including Cumin, Coriander, Cayenne Pepper, Black Pepper, and a rare Spanish Oregano that only the Chophouse has a hold of).