I am a Buffalo Bills fan. I have high blood pressure, high hopes and low expectations. I will watch every game either in person or on TV even if I just had a triple-bypass surgery the day before, from the game last week. I will always complain about my team, usually while wearing a jersey from three failed quarterbacks ago and heavily under the influence.

I always take to Facebook, Twitter and Message Boards to proclaim my ability to be a better coach, GM, quarterback, kicker or linebacker, depending on the game. I will constantly threaten to change team loyalties unless something is done to fix that current Bills roster, coaching staff or GM, but never quite seem to.

I am a Buffalo Bills fan and I will die at an earlier age than expected because of this team and you will bury me in my Trent Edwards jersey.