Morning Joe! What is your Game Day Ritual?
Good morning Bills Nation,
Like most Bills fans, I live vicariously through some of my favorite players on the team. At times, I wish I had Stevie Johnson swag, Fitzpatrick's beard, Merriman's athletic ability and size, Kyle Williams overall toughness, Barnett's hair, but unfortunately for me I wasn't blessed with all of these things. Instead, I was blessed with the "going bald gene at 28" :-). I also was blessed with was an undeniable sense of loyalty for my favorite team. So even though I can't be out there on Sunday's going to war with them; I make sure I do my part to ensure victory.
If you haven't figured it out yet, Yes! I have a pregame ritual, just like many Bills players. It's a ritual that I've been doing every Sunday for 7 years now. I prepare for battle just like them. Of course my wife thinks I've gone too far as its gotten worse over time, but I don't care; I loved my Bills way before I loved her...haha.
So lets look at my ritual after the jump.
Before you get the wrong idea, I do have a life by the way. My rituals are only done on Sunday/game days. Okay so here it is:
- Wake up every Sunday at 8:15 and immediately take a shower. I have to feel clean before the game starts.
- Depending on if the game is home or away, I'll wear my Blue Stevie Johnson Jersey or my White TO jersey. Depending on the weather, I'll wear my New Era Bills baseball cap or my Bills winter hat. I also have blue and white Bills socks, which HAVE to match my jersey. Oh yea, I have to wear my grey sweat pants.
- At approximately 9:00, I'll eat my game day breakfast, which consist of two boiled eggs, two whole wheat toast and glass of orange juice in my Bills Frost mug.
- Around 9:30, I go get Flutie my English Bull Dog and dress him up in Bills attire. He has a Bills throwback jersey that he wears and Bills booties. I take him for a walk in the neighborhood to show our team spirit.
- At about 10:00, I throw a steak on the grill for Flutie, because he needs the proper game day meal :-). At this time I'm watching NFL countdown on ESPN.
- At about 11:00, Flutie and I start "pre-gaming". Yes, I start the drinks early, but Flutie is recovering so he doesn't drink anymore. I have a keg in my house, so whatever is on tap is what I drink, usually its Bud light.
- At 12:00, I immediately turn to the channel that the Bills game is on. I don't live locally, so I watch the games on DTV. I ONLY watch the CBS pregame show. No more ESPN and definitely not FOX or the NFL network.
- At 12:50, all outside communication with the rest of the world STOPS. I turn my phone off, the computer off and I go to my man cave to watch the game. The wife know that she MUST leave Flutie and I alone for the next 3 hours. She can only disturb us if the house burning down.
- At 12:55, all the fun starts. James Brown from CBS does this thing where he takes you "to the field", at this point I'm super hyped. I start hyping Flutie up and I start jumping up in down like I'm going to war. I pop in Crazy Train in the CD player, and I'm ready.
- At 1:00, I make sure the volume is set at "73", for some reason the game is better at that volume. On commercial breaks it has to be set at "44" (my old football number).
- Throughout the game, the TV does not change to other games or other shows. It stays on CBS at all times. No food or water shall be eaten or drinking at this time; which Flutie hates. He and I need full concentration on the game.
- If we are leading at half-time, Flutie and I will go for a walk in the neighborhood to show off, but if we are losing we stay in the house.
- Now if we lose, which happened a lot this year, I completely cut myself off from sports for four days. I don't watch any of the remaining games, I don't watch ESPN, no NFL network, and sorry Brian but no Rumblings. I go in to this huge funk and semi depression over the loss. I take it real tough.
Now I know this pretty extreme, but I'm really passionate about this team, I can't help it. I also know that I'm not the only one. I'm curious to hear about other Game Day Rituals; especially those who live on the West Coast, since games start at 10:00.
So tell me Bills Nation, what is your game day ritual?
Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.
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Sorry for the format
Hey guys, sorry for the format. It didn’t look like this as I was putting it together and now I can’t fix it
My ritual:
1:00 – Turn on the radio broadcast of the game in the background.
4:00 – Listen to the post-game stuff.
6:30 – Turn the radio off.
Unfortunately, I don’t get to watch the games, since I don’t have cable and they’re never the national game.
"Slowly all the roles we act out become our identity. And in the end we are what we pretend to be." - Jerry Cantrell.
Interesting..
An enjoyable read… I walk my Boxer Augie every Sunday morning, he wears a Bills T-shirt and the neighbors love it…
Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
Vince Lombardi
Haha, youre nuts dude, I have some superstitions though...
But it also depends on if Im going to the game or not.
If Im at the game, I always park in the same lot, it doesnt matter how packed it is, or the fact that its more expensive than other lots… Im always in the grass lot, thru the guys driveway, right next to the Field House.
I got a new pair of red, white and blue Zubaz so theyll be thrown into the mix now on game days as well.
If Im not at the game, I like to watch the game at home, preferably alone, but if Im watching it with someone, it cant be anyone who wants to talk about othe things or wants to check the other games that are on. I get annoyed with that, especially when Im at someone elses house, they switch to FOX real quick and then we miss a play or 2 of the Bills game.
I try to always drink Blue Light, because its a “Buffalo thing” with either some sort of Buffalo food, whether it be Buffalo chicken cheese steak, wings, Bison chip dip, etc.
"@Katebits: At this rate Sarah Maclachlan is going to start making sad commercials about the Sabres soon."
Haha
I’m the same way. Thats why I can’t go to the bars, I always find some “loser” at the bar who has nothing nice to say about the Bills. I can’t watch the games with my friends, because they do nothing but criticize…Its okay that I say something negative, but if they say something it gets real personal…So I just watch it with Flutie, because I know he won’t say anything..
By the way thats a cool spot over there, I didn’t know you can park there.
Is that the lot that you pull up to and the “drive” forks to either side of the disheveled house? the one that sits just outside the main lots? The one where you have to traverse an intense ravine, cross a bridge over a creek? The one where said ravine becomes a luge in the winter? Where heros are born as they try to cross the frozen creek?
If so, I know that lot. I know that lot well. I love that lot.
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I place my bets at 12:30. I try to stay away from the Bills because following them so closely and having a rooting interest clouds my judgment. I usually drink a 24 oz. black Dunkin Donuts coffee during the first half and make a can of soup at halftime. I pound cans of seltzer water throughout the game (my whole family drinks boxes of seltzer). I’m off every Monday and have been my entire career, so I enjoy beers for the 4:00/ Sunday Night games. When the weather’s warm, I only drink Mexican beers (I like Modelo and Pacifico). When the weather starts to turn, I switch to Newcastle Brown Ale.
"There's only one C.J. Spiller." -Buddy Nix
What's the coorelation between the type of beer and the weather?
I just started drinking beer about a year ago and its starting to become a hobby. I like Beer thats light in color.
A dark/heavy beer on a hot summer day? No thank you. But give me a Guiness or a winter lager on a cold winter night? Just right.
"WE’RE SUPER FREAKY" – STEVIE J
The Bills are like your parents. You can’t choose them, and no matter how much they disappoint you, and no matter how much you want to hate them, you simply love them. - BuffaloOwdaTwnr
by BigBlkGr8Dane on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Check out beeradvocate.com
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
How do I sign up for this “Mondays off” program!!!
"My new cat just farted on my lap. Smells like Bills football." BG.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Live out of town (Pittsburgh), but had Season Tix for years (until gas went over $3/gal and It got way too expensive to travel up 7/8 times a year). Still make it home for a game or two.
Going to Game:
Up at 6:00. Jeep packed by 8:00, and on the road no later than 8:30. Stop at Timmy Ho’s on the way for coffee and a BELT.
Breakfast burritos on the grill when we first arrive, then steaks if we won the week before, or hotdogs if coming off a loss.
Canadian Bottles and Red Stag on tap.
Home:
Up at 6:00 (stoopid internal clock).
Coffee and eggs (Sunday only Bills mug)
9:00 – NFL Network on PC (DTV streaming package).
10:00 – Review fantasy rosters/player updates. ESPN GameDay on TV.
12:00 – Switch to CBS pregame
12:30 – Finalize fantasy rosters
1:00 – Redzone + 3 games streaming on PC; Bills on TV
1:00-1:15 – First beer when opposition scores (been a long time since a “dry” Bills Sunday).
"WE’RE SUPER FREAKY" – STEVIE J
"I’d rather lose playing to win, then lose being bored out of my mind." - dancam1
Great write up Doc. Funny stuff.
Best thing I’ve read all week:
I go get Flutie my English Bull Dog and dress him up in Bills attire
I have a pitbull named Dexter that wears his Lynch jersey on game days (pictured to the right.) I throw on my Stevie Johnson jersey and head over to my friend’s house to watch the game on his 110" screen (and drink his alcohol, haha.). We’re both from Rochester, but live in Jax now so his man cave is our stadium on game days.
My wife puts on her Fred Jackson jersey to show her support, but is usually passed out on the couch by half time (the nerve of that girl!)
"It’s like I’ve always said, don’t tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby. That’s what we’ve got to do. We’ve got to show you the baby, and the baby is winning." - Buddy Nix
Several Rituals
I live in NJ outside of NYC. Often, I go to a local bar with the NFL Sunday Ticket Package and watch the Bills. This particular bar is the only establishment in the NYC metro area I’ve found that gets Buffalo wing sauce right. That’s a plus.
Every Sunday, I wake up, put on my football boxers, my red undershirt, my ratty jeans, and my Bills jersey of the day (Flutie, Poz, Evans, or Jackson).
However, during the 2011 season I did something different. Instead of going to the bar and stuffing my face, I joined a gym with the Sunday Ticket Package. I’d still get dressed in my Bills jersey to walk into the gym, but then I’d throw on my gym clothes and a read Bills t-shirt and do 3 hours of cardio. Each Elyptical, Bike, and Treadmill has it’s own tv. So, I’d do an hour on each machine, watch my game, and scream during big plays so the whole gym could hear me (I had 50 people staring at me with baffled looks when I was celebrating the week 3 NE victory). This is irrational superstition, but I felt like the harder I pushed myself on the machines, the harder the Bills would fight to win. That formula felt like it was really working during the Oakland and NE wins.
Alas, I injured my neck midway through the season (count me among the list of injured Bills) and stopped going to the gym. I went back to the bar (and my couch when NYC area tv played the Bills) and the Bills went on a disheartening losing streak. So it goes…
"The Amish Rifle is your god now." - Muzza34
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions
So this was all your fault?
Come on!!!! haha
Good idea. I wish I found a gym like that, then maybe I can lose some of this baby fat.
I told my wife if our church had NFL Sunday Ticket, I’ll go more often. She didn’t find that funny
by doctork44 on Feb 1, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I told my wife if our church had NFL Sunday Ticket, I’ll go more often. She didn’t find that funny
HAHAHA
"The Amish Rifle is your god now." - Muzza34
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Feb 1, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Haha Oh man!
I remember your fan post about this ritual, I believe it was after the Giants loss or something. We came to the agreement that I need to keep drinking my butt off and you’d keep doing your cardio and the Bills would get back on track. Here I was drinking more and more each week and the Bills kept losing. I thought I wasn’t holding up my end of the bargain. Come to find out it was you! Hahaha. Well I am sorry to hear you hurt your neck. I really hope it was nothing serious and you can get back out there on the treadmill next year. The Bills need you!
BTW, my liver hates you ;)
"It’s like I’ve always said, don’t tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby. That’s what we’ve got to do. We’ve got to show you the baby, and the baby is winning." - Buddy Nix
HAHAHA I remember that, Schwing
Send my condolences to your liver. I’ll get back out there next season.
"The Amish Rifle is your god now." - Muzza34
by BuffaloOwdaTwnr on Feb 1, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Basically
bloody marys,chili,and natchos.
flayed ones stealth mode
"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."
And TUMS?
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Strangely no
Never had any stomach acid/heartburn issues
flayed ones stealth mode
"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."
West Coast Ritual
I’m on the West Coast.
There isn’t much time for a full ritual, so mine revolves around a pre-game breakfast and a quick wardrobe change.
Potatoes cut into small pieces and toasted. Then scrambled with a couple of eggs with a dash of oregano. A heapful of sour cream on the side with some ketchup all over everything. Three corn tortillas.
Apple Juice with the occasional Bloody Mary.
Then I throw on my game day outfit.
This year it consisted of a Shawne Merriman “Lights Out” shirt and an old Bledsoe replica (real cheap replica that reminds me of my Pop Warner jersey). The same pair of khaki shorts all year.
The game is always being Tivo’d, since nature calls about 30 minutes after breakfast. I hardly ever miss a play (except for second half when I sometimes turn off the TV in frustration).
Drinking normally starts in the second half. Light beer (bud light or tecate lite) or Jack and Coke for those real stressful games.
"First souls collected" - Abayarde, 9/11/11
Drinking normally starts in the second half. Light beer (bud light or tecate lite) or Jack and Coke for those real stressful games.
So over the last 12 years, mainly jack and cokes huh? lol
flayed ones stealth mode
"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."
I would love to get games at 10 am. Then your hold afternoon is free. I’d get so much more done.
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t have any rituals, really. When we used to attend all the games, my dad and I would make sure to wear the same (washed) clothing from the previous week’s win, and do so until they lost again.
But “73” ?! If I turned my TV up to 73, I think i’d blow the windows out. I don’t even know if my TV goes to that number.
Given the last decade, maybe it’s okay for you to change up a few of your rituals to try and spark a change in the team?
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions
Most gamedays:
Ok, first off, I need to tell you all a little tidbit about my marriage. Here goes: I am a smart, attractive, athletic woman who has a rabid passion for the Buffalo Bills. I married a smart, attractive, athletic man from Orchard Park NY who could give a rats @$$ about football. Obviously this was not a fatal flaw for the relationship, but I sometimes wonder if I settled ;) Anyway, this tidbit probably gives a lot of insight into my gameday as follows:
Sleep in until between 9 and 10 (depending on the previous night’s festivities). Shower, quick breakfast.
Remainder of morning to 12:55- furiously do home maint. projects (lawn/laundry/pick up/clean/other projects/take dog to dog park)
Crack a beer and settle in on the couch ALONE to Steve Tasker’s voice saying something about the weather at Ralph Wilson stadium
Watch the first quarter intently. No computer, Buffalo Rumblings, spouse, dog, or other distractions.
Depending on how well the Bills are doing/ how guilty I feel about remaining chores, in about the second or third quarter I start multitasking. I fold the laundry I started in the morning. I cut meat and veggies at the coffee table for dinner prep. Some days if the game is slow/bad I stand during play and dash off to sweep/dust/scrub during the commercial breaks. This also gets in some cardio. However, if its a great game I tell my guilty conscience to shut up.
Meanwhile, husband is off doing something productive. There have been several occasions when this productive stuff is important for me to help with and I settle for listening to the game on the radio while helping. This past season’s September Pats game started off with us both painting the house but you can sure as hell bet I got a pass for the second half. Marriage is all about compromise.
We also lived in Seattle for 3 football seasons and it was much easier to roll out of bed at 9:45, grab a cup of coffee, and revive my sorry self from a hangover while watching football, then be productive in the afternoon. The only problem was that the Bills were never on. The solution was to do as most Seattlites do on Fall weekends, and that was to go the f* outside. Cheers!
Give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that can be changed, and the wisdom to know one from the other.
I am a smart, attractive, athletic woman who has a rabid passion for the Buffalo Bills
so….you’re what every guy on here wants huh? I don’t buy it! :)
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT! - Venkman
by J2 on Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Who also likes to party.
"Son. People can see you!"
by TheAfghanTwilight on Feb 1, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
don’t forget the cooking.
She watches the Bills while cooking her husband dinner – where was that sign up card when I was looking for a wife?
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT! - Venkman
by J2 on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I hear something about
sammiches? lol
flayed ones stealth mode
"Fleshling! Do not shoot! For I am one of you fleshy things. It is I. Your Uncle Stan. Can't you tell by the long strips of fleshy substances covered in bodily fluids? Trust me! I have fleeeeeeeeesh."
“What’s a working man gotta do to get a sandwich around here anyway?”
Famous words by my late Grandpa. As he sat his ass on the couch watching the game.
Classic.
"My new cat just farted on my lap. Smells like Bills football." BG.
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on Feb 1, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
hahahaha
this is great! well, I gotta look at the bright side- I got a whole website full of fans to share my Bills passion with on the side! what’s the man equivalent of a mistress? and its better that my guy is a non-football fan rather than, say, a Pats fan. Ew.
Give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things that can be changed, and the wisdom to know one from the other.
by k8 on Feb 1, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s see – I get up and try to find something for my wife to do or I go somewhere where my wife is not – that’s the key for the day.
Then I start drinking around noonish – check fantasy football and make sure i’m in some sort of Bills attire prior to the game. Watch NFLN, ESPN, CBS, FOX, BET, Oprah channel, HSN – anything with football on it at some point.
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! LET'S DO IT! - Venkman
Smile-smile-smile
Sleep late ( 7:15) – go to work ( 8:00), run like mad—- sign out at noon, pick up 2 Chinese lunches ( Hunan pork & chicken n shrimp w/peanuts, 3 egg rolls ) grab Game day 6 pack of something thats an upgrade over daily grog, turn on radio or tube——and smile smile smile : I got the game and get paid for the afternoon. SOOOO much nicer when we win. :)
3am, alarm rings. Start computer and go to NFL.com Audio Pass. Lay on couch with headphones and listen to the away team’s feed for the first half. If we have any chance of winning, switch to Murph and Kelso for the 2nd half (they are legitimately the best announcing duo I heard this year). If we are getting blown out, go back to sleep.

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