As many of you know, in late January I made a bet that Mario Williams would not only never be a Bill, but wouldn't even reach free agency. Well it's now two months later and I am ecstatic to have lost! Because this is the most excited that I have ever been as a Bills fan. (Don't believe me? just take a look at my new avatar!)
Now in my original bet I had said that if by the crazy, no chance in hell occasion that Mario Williams does become a Buffalo Bill, that I would eat my Chucky T's. And I must admit, the moment that Mario got on the private jet bound for Buffalo, I started to realize that "hey, i just might lose this thing." So I started to do my research on the feasibility of me making good on the bet. Well my research made me realize just how bad of idea it would be to just blindly follow through. So because if the different risks of eating canvas alone (intestinal blockage, hemorrhaging, DEATH!), not to mention the chemicals that the shoes are treated with and the chemicals that they absorbed simply by walking on the streets, I decided against it. And to his credit, bluecollarbuffalo (the winner of the bet) gave me his go ahead to seek other alternatives to eating a shoe.
BUT, a bet is a bet and I am a man of my word. So I came to the conclusion that the best way to find the most original, entertaining and non-life threatening punishment was to let you guys decided what my punishment would be (POWER TO THE MASSES!).
So here's how this is going to work, it's going to be a two post process (this being the first one). In this post I will let all of you propose different ideas as to what my punishment should be. If you like the ideas that people post, REC them! On Monday I will take the 5 suggestions with the most rec's and put them in a poll (that would be part two), and the winner of the poll will decide what I will do. (after which I will film/take pictures of the result and post them).
So have at it people, I am letting the masses decide my fate!