Well the original poll entitled "Poll: Which draft pick would you approve of to marry your daughter?" has been closed and the votes have been counted. When asked who you would allow your daughters to marry, the majority of the Bill's fanbase sold out and went for the money.
I can't blame you, everybody likes more cash, or so the Jimmy Fallon commercial for Capital One tells us. I personally took the high road and voted for the guy rated as the best player as far as protective instincts would go (Matt Kalil).
In any case please find your new SON - IN - LAW after the jump!On April 26, 2012 your daughter will be bringing home...
#1 = Andrew Luck with 39% of the vote
As supermarioswag90 so eloquently posted "duh!"
Now if it just so happens that Mr. Luck is a little full of himself and turns down a membership on the team that is your wonderful family, your daughter would then be wed to one, or both (in some other country), of the following...
#2 Tie = RGIII 14%
#2 Tie = Luke Kuechly 14%
The Buffalo Rumbler who won the popular vote for his comment on his selection is:
He provided sound logic for his pick by stating:
For his level of talent, he just seems like such a gentleman. And he’s a bright guy as well. And I like how he proposed to his fiancee."
But the truth is I think he clinched the vote with his comment:
"He’s not on the list, but the guy I would least like is Cordy Glenn. The chances of a fatal crushing accident are just too high there, no matter how nice a guy he is."
Oh well that is what you should expect from a guy who's avatar features a drunk Homer Simpson in his underwear on a recliner.
Happy rumbling all, and may a successful draft be with you!