Why hello there, Buffalo faithful. How goes another painful offseason of waiting for football stuff to happen?

I'm making this post because I need your help. I've visiting the Buffalo metro area (very soon, the quicker the replies the better) and I'm interested in anything and everything that you think is worthwhile to see, do, eat, or drink in Buffalo or the vicinity. Any attraction sight or activity that you think is worth doing would be more than welcome as suggestions.

Help me and be entered to win one of the following prizes:

Gratitude

A Bologna Sandwich

A fake toe

A real toe

A junior barbell set

Stolen Pez

The key to my blackened, shrunken heart.

I'm also aware that some of you may be intent on steering me off a cliff being that I'm a Jets fan. So I have contingency plans. All of the power of Tebow will be unleashed upon you should anything happen to me. I already mailed him the tape with instructions to play it should I disappear.

Thank you VERY much for your suggestions, I'm a bit of a travel junkie and SBN sites often help me discover the cool but lesser known parts of cities. If you're ever in the NYC or Albany metro areas I'd be more than happy to be your guide to the slums.

Thanks again.

~Bro Namath

GGN's resident angry mod/writer.