Let's get out all the excuses now!

1. Matt Barkley - Charles Barkley would have played basketball badly in poor weather...so that means Matt will too.

2. Geno Smith - Geno's reminds me of a pizza restaurant and I would be hungry every Sunday and I'm trying to lose a few lb's.

3. Tyler Wilson - Wilson's makes official NFL footballs, so may be a conflict of interest.

4. Zach Dysert - I have a Dyson vacuum, and that sucks alot...so....

5. Mike Glennon - His name said backwards is non-glenn. So in Pig Latin, it must mean Cordy doesn't like him already.

6. Landry Jones - Sounds like he has the Jones for his laundry so he might want to take a sack to gain more laundry. This is pretty serious.

7. Ryan Nassib - Too close to home? That's all I got.

Ok, this is getting worse, so I'll stop.