Good morning, Bills fans!
I've come here to answer any questions you might have about this week's opponent, the floundering Falcons. If your question is about how terrible we are, give me a moment to compose myself first.
Quick tangent so you'll like me better: The Bills have always been the team I'm most inclined to root for in the AFC, because my best friend is a huge Bills fan. We both grew up in Patriots country, so you can imagine how awesome that was. I can't root for you guys in good conscience this weekend, but I'm really hoping you can reach the post-season and make some noise. Good luck.
Anyways, ask away!