What? Where am I?

Oh yeah. Hi there, Buffalo Bills fans. I'm gonna come on your blog and explain some of what we're thinking with Buffalo Bills football now.

Let's see here. Five five five, two seven four two. Hello? Yeah, I'd like to complain about my telephone service. I been calling up a number in Tampa Bay and all I hear is music. How do I dial? Well, I turn the receiver to FM like I'm supposed to and then rotate the dial to the number. And ain't nobody ever call me back.

What? Oh, let's see here. I just sent an offer to Andy Levitre this morning. Here's what I said:

HI ANDY (stop)

DO NOT SIGN WITH TITANS (stop)

GUNNA PAY YOU (stop)

WHERE IS MY OATMEAL (stop)

Oh, wait, let's see here. Contracts. What year is this... 2013! Dad gum, when did that happen?

Okay, here we are. Contracts... Whoa, what fool went and set to pay Ryan Fitzpatrick $10 millon dollars! That guy ain't even a highschool quarterback. Time to send him a new offer.

HI RYAN (stop)

NOT GUNNA PAY YOU (stop)

YOU CAN STAY ON TEAM (stop)

BUT NOT GUNNA PAY YOU NO MORE (stop)

There, that's some general management for you. It's like I always say -- don't tell me about the labor pains, just show me where in the WalMart I left my baby.