Rabid Bills fan. Fully qualified to take the GM job. See qualifications and achievements below:

Qualifications: Watching every Bills game since I can remember. Wanting the team to ACTUALLY get better at some point in my lifetime. Being best armchair quarterback in my family. Understanding the meaning of forward lateral better than any other fans in my group of friends. Constantly having to deal with Packer fans bragging about their recent Super Bowl Win.

Achievements: Voted only Bills fan in the State of Wisconsin 4 years in a row. Went to Jim Kelly Football Camp at 8 years old, and received 1 Bills hat with signatures of Jim Kelly, Steve Tasker, Yonnell Jordain, Cornelius Bennet.

Please, OBD, just hire me to be GM... I promise I won't sign Kevin Kolb since everyone hated that idea.

Thanks for your consideration.