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My Prediction of What Happens Next


Nothing.

Just kidding, just a little Buffalo Bills humor.

I've got this gut feeling (although it could be gas), a free agent signing will happen in the middle of this week. Mario signed in the middle of the week, so did Manny Lawson. It's science.

Prediction Meter:

Very Possible: Brandon Moore. He gets tired of waiting and reunites with the man that sparked his career.

Quite Possible: Someone mocks the draft. I really don't get why it is so funny. I like it.

Possible: DHB. Stevie gets his wish, and we slightly overpay for a trending upward receiver with incredible measurables. He basically is the Manny Lawson of offense. Scouting report: He runs fast and jumps really high.

Slightly Possible: Andre Smith. Buddy loves big lineman, and he fits (which is saying something, when a man 335 lbs fits anything) the profile. If I recall, I thought he was a projection for the Bills during the '09 draft. Just look at this man run. Oops, now how did I get that mixed up. Here's the real one. (Consolation Prize: Eric Winston)

Probably not gonna happen bro: Brent Grimes. Why? Because Ewan MacGregor played "Grimes" in Black Hawk Down. Ewan MacGregor was in Moulan Rouge with Nicole Kidman, Kidman was in Days of Thunder with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon! I did it....what were we talking about.

Wake Up, You're Dreaming: Elvis Dumervil. You have as much chance as seeing Elvis Presley performing on your kitchen table as you would seeing this Elvis at the Ralph.

It's all basic math: Science plus crazy minus boredom divided by frustration.

I'll put my Prediction Meter away now. Let me know if you want to borrow it.

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.