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Meaningless scouting reports: EJ Manuel

I found the BR scouting reports a bit lacking so I wrote my own. Hope you enjoy!

EJ Manuel

EJ's college career left no doubt that he attended a Division I school. At Florida State, EJ played the quarterback position in both games and practice, boding well for any team that drafts him in that role.

He has a strong record of performance when consuming cereal, finishing the entire bowl most mornings. Physically, EJ is naturally gifted with two arms, two legs, and one head. Ability to stay balanced while walking outside and completing everyday tasks is excellent. Usually throws a football, and imparts velocity and rotation to the ball each time. At his release point, he consistently lets go of the ball.

EJ does not struggle to put his pants on, and has no trouble retrieving keys from a moderately tight pocket. Works to implement the game plan for each game. Reminds some of Peyton Manning for his ability to make quick decisions when ordering food, though often struggled to focus on his calculus homework in the fourth quarter.

EJ spoke during interviews with all teams, and teammates confirm that he was a player they often engaged in chit-chat with. Looking to his professional career, his singing voice and poetic ability are major question marks.

Unquestionably, EJ has the potential to step onto the field and instantly determine whether it is grass or artificial turf. A team that drafts EJ in the first round will do well to invite him to training camp.

Just another great fan opinion shared on the pages of BuffaloRumblings.com.

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