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A Few Things EJ Has To Do


Mr. Manuel, thanks for coming to your 2nd NFL season.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Practice (like a boss)
Read playbooks (like a boss)
Work on timing (like a boss)
Throw some comebacks (like a boss)
Dictate traffic (like a boss)
Shout some cadences (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit some passes (like a boss)
Score some touchdowns (like a boss)
Pick on rookies (like a boss)
Dunk on Freddy (like a boss)
Dunk on Dougie(like a boss)
Drink some Gatorade(like a boss)
Demand some cookies (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Throw some fade routes(like a boss)
Hand to Freddy (like a boss)
Hand to CJ (like a boss)
Watch some touchdowns (like a boss)
Give some high 5's (like a boss)
Lose to the Patriots (like a boss)
Oh crap man, I can't ****do that, crap!

Throw some passes (like a boss)
Win some football games (like a boss)
Go to the playoffs (like a boss)
Kick some asses (like a boss)
Throw completions (like a boss)
Throw to Woody (like a boss)
Throw to Sammy (like a boss)
Feast on defenses (like a boss)

Take off running (like a boss)
Juke some linebackers (like a boss)
Score some touchdowns (like a boss)
Protect my knee (like a boss)
Kick some asses (like a boss)
Lead the Bills (like a boss)
Win the Super Bowl (like a boss)
Get my trophy (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You lead the Bills to the Super Bowl and got a trophy?
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about losing to the Patriots
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)

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