Since I'm on rambling mode and feel the need to be setup for disappointment again I thought... Hey why not make up a few rules to have fun:)
obvious one drink scenarios:
run play on 1st down.
run play on 2nd down.
EJ keeps his mouthpiece in his helmet on 1st and 2nd down.
2 drink scenarios:
holding to negate a 1st down.
Defensive penalty to allow a 1st down.
fumble lost.
incompletion on 3rd down.
3 drink scenarios:
sack given up.
interception thrown.
any play given up over 20 yards.
chug scenarios:
allow over 30 points.
score less then 20 points.
EJ or CJ gets injured.
drinks given out......
one drink scenario:
we achieve a 1st down.
defense gets a 3 and out.
we get a sack.
2 drink giving out scenario:
We have an interception.
FG made.
any dance move made by a linemen.
every time Mike Williams signals 1st down.
3 drink giving out scenario:
EJ throws on 1st down.
EJ throws for a 1st down.
CJ is in on pass protection.
hackett and EJ shoulder jump bump.
Chug giving out scenario:
EJ throws a TD.
defense allows no TD.(all game)
any ST block
we win.
the only, everyone finish your beer instantly option is: Lee Smith scores a Touchdown.
i think that's a good basis, lets add and subtract and get this to a science by the Chicago game.