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Yet another Rumblings Authors Mock Draft

There are ten of us here that pretend to know what we're talking about in relation to Buffalo Bills discussions.  The ten of us, henceforth known as the Authors of Buffalo Rumblings (though that's not really accurate), have collaborated over the past few days to put together a mock draft that is easily the weirdest on the Internet.  It's possibly the most unrealistic as well.  But Bills news is slow these days - I imagine that's why everyone is freaking out about Terrell Owens, Jason Peters and other Bills not being at voluntary team workouts - and as such, we present our mock to you anyway.

If any of you feel the need to rip us mercilessly, mock us, or question our judgment, the blogger responsible for each pick is listed.

2009 Buffalo Rumblings Authors Mock Draft - RD1
Pick Team Player Pos. College Drafter
1 Lions Aaron Curry LB Wake Forest sireric
2 Rams Jason Smith OT Baylor jri111
3 Chiefs Michael Crabtree WR Texas Tech Ron From NM
4 Seahawks Eugene Monroe OT Virginia WABillsFan
5 Browns Everette Brown DE Florida State Kurupt
6 Bengals Brian Orakpo DE Texas Kurupt
7 Raiders Jeremy Maclin WR Missouri MRW
8 Jaguars B.J. Raji DT Boston Coll. jri111
9 Packers Andre Smith OT Alabama MARVelous
10 49ers Michael Oher OT Mississippi WABillsFan
11 Bills Clay Matthews LB USC Galliford
12 Broncos Aaron Maybin DE Penn State Ron From NM
13 Redskins Michael Johnson DE Georgia Tech krytime
14 Saints Malcolm Jenkins CB Ohio State MRW
15 Texans Brian Cushing LB USC jri111
16 Chargers Larry English DE Northern Iowa Ron From NM
17 Jets Matthew Stafford QB Georgia Galliford
18 Bears Mark Sanchez QB USC MARVelous
19 Bucs Peria Jerry DT Mississippi poz
20 Lions Alex Mack C California sireric
21 Eagles Robert Ayers DE Tennessee krytime
22 Vikings Josh Freeman QB Kansas State MARVelous
23 Patriots Rey Maualuga LB USC Galliford
24 Falcons Brandon Pettigrew TE Oklahoma St. poz
25 Dolphins Ron Brace DT Boston Coll. Galliford
26 Ravens Darrius Heyward-Bey WR Maryland Kurupt
27 Colts Phil Loadholt OT Oklahoma sireric
28 Eagles William Beatty OT Connecticut krytime
29 Giants Kenny Britt WR Rutgers MRW
30 Titans Sean Smith CB Utah sireric
31 Cardinals Knowshon Moreno RB Georgia WABillsFan
32 Steelers Max Unger C Oregon Kurupt

We did a second round as well. That's after the jump.

2009 Buffalo Rumblings Authors Mock Draft - RD2
Pick Team Player Pos. College Drafter
33 Lions Vontae Davis CB Illinois sireric
34 Patriots Chris Wells RB Ohio State Galliford
35 Rams Clint Sintim LB Virginia jri111
36 Browns Tyson Jackson DE LSU Kurupt
37 Seahawks Hakeem Nicks WR North Carolina WABillsFan
38 Bengals James Laurinaitis LB Ohio State Kurupt
39 Jaguars Percy Harvin WR Florida jri111
40 Raiders Eric Wood C Louisville MRW
41 Packers D.J. Moore CB Vanderbilt MARVelous
42 Bills Duke Robinson OG Oklahoma Galliford
43 49ers Connor Barwin DE Cincinnati WABillsFan
44 Dolphins Darius Butler CB Connecticut Galliford
45 Giants Marcus Freeman LB Ohio State MRW
46 Texans William Moore S Missouri jri111
47 Patriots Eben Britton OT Arizona Galliford
48 Broncos Jarron Gilbert DT San Jose St. Ron From NM
49 Bears Lawrence Sidbury DE Richmond MARVelous
50 Browns Donald Brown RB Connecticut Kurupt
51 Cowboys Louis Delmas S W. Michigan krytime
52 Jets LeSean McCoy RB Pittsburgh Galliford
53 Eagles Chase Coffman TE Missouri krytime
54 Vikings Victor Harris CB Virginia Tech MARVelous
55 Falcons Rashad Johnson S Alabama poz
56 Dolphins Cody Brown DE Connecticut Galliford
57 Ravens Mike Mickens CB Cincinnati Kurupt
58 Patriots Patrick Chung S Oregon Galliford
59 Panthers Evander Hood DT Missouri poz
60 Giants Fenuki Tupou OT Oregon MRW
61 Colts Alphonso Smith CB Wake Forest sireric
62 Titans Fili Moala DT USC sireric
63 Cardinals Herman Johnson OG LSU WABillsFan
64 Steelers Jairus Byrd CB Oregon Kurupt