There are ten of us here that pretend to know what we're talking about in relation to Buffalo Bills discussions. The ten of us, henceforth known as the Authors of Buffalo Rumblings (though that's not really accurate), have collaborated over the past few days to put together a mock draft that is easily the weirdest on the Internet. It's possibly the most unrealistic as well. But Bills news is slow these days - I imagine that's why everyone is freaking out about Terrell Owens, Jason Peters and other Bills not being at voluntary team workouts - and as such, we present our mock to you anyway.
If any of you feel the need to rip us mercilessly, mock us, or question our judgment, the blogger responsible for each pick is listed.
Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | College | Drafter | |
1 | Lions | Aaron Curry | LB | Wake Forest | sireric | |
2 | Rams | Jason Smith | OT | Baylor | jri111 | |
3 | Chiefs | Michael Crabtree | WR | Texas Tech | Ron From NM | |
4 | Seahawks | Eugene Monroe | OT | Virginia | WABillsFan | |
5 | Browns | Everette Brown | DE | Florida State | Kurupt | |
6 | Bengals | Brian Orakpo | DE | Texas | Kurupt | |
7 | Raiders | Jeremy Maclin | WR | Missouri | MRW | |
8 | Jaguars | B.J. Raji | DT | Boston Coll. | jri111 | |
9 | Packers | Andre Smith | OT | Alabama | MARVelous | |
10 | 49ers | Michael Oher | OT | Mississippi | WABillsFan | |
11 | Bills | Clay Matthews | LB | USC | Galliford | |
12 | Broncos | Aaron Maybin | DE | Penn State | Ron From NM | |
13 | Redskins | Michael Johnson | DE | Georgia Tech | krytime | |
14 | Saints | Malcolm Jenkins | CB | Ohio State | MRW | |
15 | Texans | Brian Cushing | LB | USC | jri111 | |
16 | Chargers | Larry English | DE | Northern Iowa | Ron From NM | |
17 | Jets | Matthew Stafford | QB | Georgia | Galliford | |
18 | Bears | Mark Sanchez | QB | USC | MARVelous | |
19 | Bucs | Peria Jerry | DT | Mississippi | poz | |
20 | Lions | Alex Mack | C | California | sireric | |
21 | Eagles | Robert Ayers | DE | Tennessee | krytime | |
22 | Vikings | Josh Freeman | QB | Kansas State | MARVelous | |
23 | Patriots | Rey Maualuga | LB | USC | Galliford | |
24 | Falcons | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | Oklahoma St. | poz | |
25 | Dolphins | Ron Brace | DT | Boston Coll. | Galliford | |
26 | Ravens | Darrius Heyward-Bey | WR | Maryland | Kurupt | |
27 | Colts | Phil Loadholt | OT | Oklahoma | sireric | |
28 | Eagles | William Beatty | OT | Connecticut | krytime | |
29 | Giants | Kenny Britt | WR | Rutgers | MRW | |
30 | Titans | Sean Smith | CB | Utah | sireric | |
31 | Cardinals | Knowshon Moreno | RB | Georgia | WABillsFan | |
32 | Steelers | Max Unger | C | Oregon | Kurupt |
We did a second round as well. That's after the jump.
Pick | Team | Player | Pos. | College | Drafter | |
33 | Lions | Vontae Davis | CB | Illinois | sireric | |
34 | Patriots | Chris Wells | RB | Ohio State | Galliford | |
35 | Rams | Clint Sintim | LB | Virginia | jri111 | |
36 | Browns | Tyson Jackson | DE | LSU | Kurupt | |
37 | Seahawks | Hakeem Nicks | WR | North Carolina | WABillsFan | |
38 | Bengals | James Laurinaitis | LB | Ohio State | Kurupt | |
39 | Jaguars | Percy Harvin | WR | Florida | jri111 | |
40 | Raiders | Eric Wood | C | Louisville | MRW | |
41 | Packers | D.J. Moore | CB | Vanderbilt | MARVelous | |
42 | Bills | Duke Robinson | OG | Oklahoma | Galliford | |
43 | 49ers | Connor Barwin | DE | Cincinnati | WABillsFan | |
44 | Dolphins | Darius Butler | CB | Connecticut | Galliford | |
45 | Giants | Marcus Freeman | LB | Ohio State | MRW | |
46 | Texans | William Moore | S | Missouri | jri111 | |
47 | Patriots | Eben Britton | OT | Arizona | Galliford | |
48 | Broncos | Jarron Gilbert | DT | San Jose St. | Ron From NM | |
49 | Bears | Lawrence Sidbury | DE | Richmond | MARVelous | |
50 | Browns | Donald Brown | RB | Connecticut | Kurupt | |
51 | Cowboys | Louis Delmas | S | W. Michigan | krytime | |
52 | Jets | LeSean McCoy | RB | Pittsburgh | Galliford | |
53 | Eagles | Chase Coffman | TE | Missouri | krytime | |
54 | Vikings | Victor Harris | CB | Virginia Tech | MARVelous | |
55 | Falcons | Rashad Johnson | S | Alabama | poz | |
56 | Dolphins | Cody Brown | DE | Connecticut | Galliford | |
57 | Ravens | Mike Mickens | CB | Cincinnati | Kurupt | |
58 | Patriots | Patrick Chung | S | Oregon | Galliford | |
59 | Panthers | Evander Hood | DT | Missouri | poz | |
60 | Giants | Fenuki Tupou | OT | Oregon | MRW | |
61 | Colts | Alphonso Smith | CB | Wake Forest | sireric | |
62 | Titans | Fili Moala | DT | USC | sireric | |
63 | Cardinals | Herman Johnson | OG | LSU | WABillsFan | |
64 | Steelers | Jairus Byrd | CB | Oregon | Kurupt |