Apparently, during an NFL lockout, bored football players will take the time to drive all the way to a television studio, put on a generic football jersey, pads, and a braided blonde wig, and then hit the stage to perform eight seconds of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music before punching out a fictional Nazi.
That's exactly what Buffalo Bills linebacker Shawne Merriman did on last night's Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, anyway. I'm posting this now, so in the sad event that we ever have to deal with another lockout, you'll be fairly warned. As for this... thing... we'll leave it up to you to decide if Merriman deserves critical acclaim or rotten tomatoes.