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A regular, run-of-the-mill Bills diehard from Syracuse, New York. Just here to help my fellow fan find the laughter amid the sorrow.

Pegula restructures, clears $3B in cap space

This post is obviously satire, so please don't believe it, realize your error, and then yell at us

Belicheck Plans to Confuse Bills With Legal Play

In the name of keeping his opponent as off-balance as possible, Bill Belichick plans to do the unthinkable for this Sunday's game in Buffalo: he'll be employing a completely legal game plan.

Whaley adopting "Best Williams Available" strategy

Drafting Williamses is just good science, Bills fans.

15 April Fool's Day Bills headlines that are crazy

If any of these April Fool's pranks actually happened to the Buffalo Bills, it would be pretty crazy.

Bills send scouts to evaluate area turnstiles

In need of a major offensive line renovation, the Buffalo Bills are exploring every avenue possible on the road to improvement.

(Satire) Bills offer Hughes 50 million yen deal

Contract negotiations between the Buffalo Bills and free agent defensive end Jerry Hughes off to a rocky start, per sources.

Rex Ryan's Promises: Buffalo's hottest food trend

Not sweet or savory, Ryan's Promises are a "momentary sensation of warmth and gratification" in flavor.