Social reactions: Buffalo Bills introduce team brand water

The Buffalo Bills will have their own brand of water, sold at Tops Friendly Markets around the Buffalo area. Naturally, we asked our Twitter and Facebook followers what they thought the slogan should be and the results were as sad as they were humorous.

Which one is your favorite? Can you do better?

Bills introduce new "Bills Water." Your turn to invent the slogan. Go. pic.twitter.com/ZITCIdNzx7

— Buffalo Rumblings (@BuffRumblings) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings Bills Water: Hydrate your body today, for when we make you shed tears tomorrow

— Martin E (@hoser33) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings When you pour it on your face no one can see your tears

— Patrick McBride (@McBPJ) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings bottled fan tears since 1999

— Robbie Wakefield (@rbrt22992) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings Filling the troughs.

— Earl Reed (@earlwreed) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings Just as watered down as our offense!

— ThatDickScott (@ThatDickScott) September 24, 2014

.@BuffRumblings Bills Water: "After a few delicious sips, your hopes and dreams will be shattered by the rest of the bottle"

— Adams Marquardt (@MrMarquardt) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings "tastes just like the offense!"

— Secondfh (@Secondfh) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings H2Oh NOOOOO, not again !!!

— dennis szewczyk (@dennis_szewczyk) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings straight from Bills locker room toilets. Drink the used gatorade the players drank during their game!

— Ryan Johnson (@Ryanj5) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings Take 2 sips. Bottom falls out. Next bottle will be different! Take 2 sips. Bottom falls out. Next bottle... #BillsWater

— bkirst77 (@BK77) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings " #Bills Water, so simple even Manuel gets it." : ) lol

— BillsNumber1Fan (@Number1Bills) September 24, 2014

It's made with bits of real Buffalo... so you know it's good @BuffRumblings

— Devin Blake (@DevBlake13) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings tastes like kool-aid!!!

— Robbie Wakefield (@rbrt22992) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings actually vodka.

— Steven Brillhart (@SteveBrillhart) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings Bills water: the only water bottle that is always half empty

— Sean C (@running_46) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings first few sips are great but by the end its stale and disappointing

— Ryan Berns (@BernoBerns) September 24, 2014

@AndeeMarshall @BuffRumblings "End the drought"

— /3i££$M^fia£if€ (@BillsMafiaLife) September 24, 2014

@BuffRumblings "Because God knows what is in The City of Buffalo's tap water."

— Jake (@JakeSz44) September 24, 2014

Wait until @RussBrandon tries to sell us "Bills Air" @buffalobills pic.twitter.com/SVZexkqNRE

— Mike Sullivan (@TheKickIsGood) September 24, 2014

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