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The Drunken Buffalo Bills Mailbag, 7/14/2019
This week’s theme: July 4th
Sean McDermott injures clapping hand, likely to miss 2019 season
An injury to his dominant clapping hand could sideline head coach Sean McDermott for the 2019 season
Play with the Buffalo Bills Take Generator
Lacking for opinions on this year’s roster? We have suggestions!
Cartoon: what Dennison expects from the Bills offense
Our investigative journalists uncover the secrets behind Rick Dennison’s approach to the game
Channeling Cassel, Bills plan to start Peterman for only one play
Our top investigative journalists were able to get a copy of the starting script on offense for this week’s game
Cartoon: what it takes to make “The Process”
Thanks to some top notch investigative journalism, we now have a better understanding of what it takes to make...THE PROCESS
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McDermott worried offense isn’t a poor enough fit for Tyrod
"We’ve got some work to do."
Sean McDermott enlivens training camp experience by wrestling fans one-on-one
Take it to the mat!
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Report: Bills may field a team in the NFL this year
"It is expected that 7 or 8 of the games would be staged at the grounds formerly known as Ralph Wilson Stadium, near Buffalo."
SATIRE: Jonathan Allen Shoots Up Bills Big Board Due to Injury Concerns
This is a satire article. You should not take the contents of this article seriously.
15 April Fool's Buffalo Bills headlines
If any of these April Fool's pranks actually happened to the Buffalo Bills, it would be pretty crazy.
Pegula restructures, clears $3B in cap space
This post is obviously satire, so please don't believe it, realize your error, and then yell at us
Belicheck Plans to Confuse Bills With Legal Play
In the name of keeping his opponent as off-balance as possible, Bill Belichick plans to do the unthinkable for this Sunday's game in Buffalo: he'll be employing a completely legal game plan.
Whaley adopting "Best Williams Available" strategy
Drafting Williamses is just good science, Bills fans.
15 April Fool's Day Bills headlines that are crazy
If any of these April Fool's pranks actually happened to the Buffalo Bills, it would be pretty crazy.
Bills send scouts to evaluate area turnstiles
In need of a major offensive line renovation, the Buffalo Bills are exploring every avenue possible on the road to improvement.
(Satire) Bills offer Hughes 50 million yen deal
Contract negotiations between the Buffalo Bills and free agent defensive end Jerry Hughes off to a rocky start, per sources.
(Satire) An open letter from Roger Goodell
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, a Western New York native, explains his stance on the need for a new Buffalo Bills stadium in this open letter to Bills fans.
Rex Ryan's Promises: Buffalo's hottest food trend
Not sweet or savory, Ryan's Promises are a "momentary sensation of warmth and gratification" in flavor.